The "Add Two Lines To My Hideous Mega-Song" Game

Basically, here's what you do. I post a line from a Broadway song, and you add a line from a DIFFERENT Broadway song that rhymes. Then add the line that follows that line in your song, and the next person rhymes it with a line from a different song, etc. We should end up with a horrible song that makes no sense.

EXAMPLE:

Poster one: Of course he now denies it, you'd expect that of a con

Poster two: I remember her, but it seems she's gone.
Where's the girl, where's the girl with the blaze in her eyes

Poster three: And her voice is warm as summer skies
And that sound, it haunts my dreams and spins me round...

And so on.

First line of the hideous mega-song:
Hey, Tracy, hey, baby, look at me!

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Hey, Tracy, hey, baby, look at me!
Sometimes I wonder if she even likes me.
She seems to make you smile
For awhile
But in time

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Hey, Tracy, hey, baby, look at me!
Sometimes I wonder if she even likes me.
She seems to make you smile
For awhile
But in time
Spruced up and lookin' in me prime
Girls, come and kiss me
I don't care if he's a nobody
In my heart, he'll be a somebody, somebody to love me; I need it.
Gimme that thing called love.

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Good news, that he-man's me!
This equation, girl plus man, doesn't help just you.

Hey, Tracy, hey, baby, look at me!
Sometimes I wonder if she even likes me.
She seems to make you smile
For awhile
But in time
Spruced up and lookin' in me prime
Girls, come and kiss me
I don't care if he's a nobody
In my heart, he'll be a somebody, somebody to love me; I need it.
Gimme that thing called love.
Does it fall from skies above?
Is it underneath the willow tree?
Good news, that he-man's me!
This equation, girl plus man, doesn't help just you.
It's telling me that what I see is completely true
I believe my heart, how can it be wrong
One song
Glory; One song before I go.

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Hey, Tracy, hey, baby, look at me!
Sometimes I wonder if she even likes me.
She seems to make you smile
For awhile
But in time
Spruced up and lookin' in me prime
Girls, come and kiss me
I don't care if he's a nobody
In my heart, he'll be a somebody, somebody to love me; I need it.
Gimme that thing called love.
Does it fall from skies above?
Is it underneath the willow tree?
Good news, that he-man's me!
This equation, girl plus man, doesn't help just you.
It's telling me that what I see is completely true
I believe my heart, how can it be wrong
One song
Glory; One song before I go.
I need to know
Why man plays this strange double game
I do not even know your name
Dear madamoiselle

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Updated On: 12/7/08 at 06:22 PM

Hey, Tracy, hey, baby, look at me!
Sometimes I wonder if she even likes me.
She seems to make you smile
For awhile
But in time
Spruced up and lookin' in me prime
Girls, come and kiss me
I don't care if he's a nobody
In my heart, he'll be a somebody, somebody to love me; I need it.
Gimme that thing called love.
Does it fall from skies above?
Is it underneath the willow tree?
Good news, that he-man's me!
This equation, girl plus man, doesn't help just you.
It's telling me that what I see is completely true
I believe my heart, how can it be wrong
One song
Glory; One song before I go.
I need to know
Why man plays this strange double game
I do not even know your name
Dear madamoiselle
Oh the stories I could tell
But braggarts don't do well around here
And there's nothing to fear.
But out of sight, we have the room to plan, we watch them from afar

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Hey, Tracy, hey, baby, look at me!
Sometimes I wonder if she even likes me.
She seems to make you smile
For awhile
But in time
Spruced up and lookin' in me prime
Girls, come and kiss me
I don't care if he's a nobody
In my heart, he'll be a somebody, somebody to love me; I need it.
Gimme that thing called love.
Does it fall from skies above?
Is it underneath the willow tree?
Good news, that he-man's me!
This equation, girl plus man, doesn't help just you.
It's telling me that what I see is completely true
I believe my heart, how can it be wrong
One song
Glory; One song before I go.
I need to know
Why man plays this strange double game
I do not even know your name
Dear madamoiselle
Oh the stories I could tell
But braggarts don't do well around here
And there's nothing to fear.
But out of sight, we have the room to plan, we watch them from afar
Look at me mister, I'm a star
I have a place where dreams are born
Jerry likes the way I do my corn
Isn’t he a treasure?

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Hey, Tracy, hey, baby, look at me!
Sometimes I wonder if she even likes me.
She seems to make you smile
For awhile
But in time
Spruced up and lookin' in me prime
Girls, come and kiss me
I don't care if he's a nobody
In my heart, he'll be a somebody, somebody to love me; I need it.
Gimme that thing called love.
Does it fall from skies above?
Is it underneath the willow tree?
Good news, that he-man's me!
This equation, girl plus man, doesn't help just you.
It's telling me that what I see is completely true
I believe my heart, how can it be wrong
One song
Glory; One song before I go.
I need to know
Why man plays this strange double game
I do not even know your name
Dear madamoiselle
Oh the stories I could tell
But braggarts don't do well around here
And there's nothing to fear.
But out of sight, we have the room to plan, we watch them from afar
Look at me mister, I'm a star
I have a place where dreams are born
Jerry likes the way I do my corn
Isn’t he a treasure?
How do you measure
A last year on earth?
Give her a little something, she gave you birth
And by this time next year

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Hey, Tracy, hey, baby, look at me!
Sometimes I wonder if she even likes me.
She seems to make you smile
For awhile
But in time
Spruced up and lookin' in me prime
Girls, come and kiss me
I don't care if he's a nobody
In my heart, he'll be a somebody, somebody to love me; I need it.
Gimme that thing called love.
Does it fall from skies above?
Is it underneath the willow tree?
Good news, that he-man's me!
This equation, girl plus man, doesn't help just you.
It's telling me that what I see is completely true
I believe my heart, how can it be wrong
One song
Glory; One song before I go.
I need to know
Why man plays this strange double game
I do not even know your name
Dear madamoiselle
Oh the stories I could tell
But braggarts don't do well around here
And there's nothing to fear.
But out of sight, we have the room to plan, we watch them from afar
Look at me mister, I'm a star
I have a place where dreams are born
Jerry likes the way I do my corn
Isn’t he a treasure?
How do you measure
A last year on earth?
Give her a little something, she gave you birth
And by this time next year
Sorry, my dear.
But, where are the clowns?
Her ups, her downs
Are second nature to me now

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Hey, Tracy, hey, baby, look at me!
Sometimes I wonder if she even likes me.
She seems to make you smile
For awhile
But in time
Spruced up and lookin' in me prime
Girls, come and kiss me
I don't care if he's a nobody
In my heart, he'll be a somebody, somebody to love me; I need it.
Gimme that thing called love.
Does it fall from skies above?
Is it underneath the willow tree?
Good news, that he-man's me!
This equation, girl plus man, doesn't help just you.
It's telling me that what I see is completely true
I believe my heart, how can it be wrong
One song
Glory; One song before I go.
I need to know
Why man plays this strange double game
I do not even know your name
Dear madamoiselle
Oh the stories I could tell
But braggarts don't do well around here
And there's nothing to fear.
But out of sight, we have the room to plan, we watch them from afar
Look at me mister, I'm a star
I have a place where dreams are born
Jerry likes the way I do my corn
Isn’t he a treasure?
How do you measure
A last year on earth?
Give her a little something, she gave you birth
And by this time next year
Sorry, my dear.
But, where are the clowns?
Her ups, her downs
Are second nature to me now.
What a setup, holy cow
They'd never believe it!
That's it! I quit!
I'm leaving it all behind.

Hey, Tracy, hey, baby, look at me!
Sometimes I wonder if she even likes me.
She seems to make you smile
For awhile
But in time
Spruced up and lookin' in me prime
Girls, come and kiss me
I don't care if he's a nobody
In my heart, he'll be a somebody, somebody to love me; I need it.
Gimme that thing called love.
Does it fall from skies above?
Is it underneath the willow tree?
Good news, that he-man's me!
This equation, girl plus man, doesn't help just you.
It's telling me that what I see is completely true
I believe my heart, how can it be wrong
One song
Glory; One song before I go.
I need to know
Why man plays this strange double game
I do not even know your name
Dear madamoiselle
Oh the stories I could tell
But braggarts don't do well around here
And there's nothing to fear.
But out of sight, we have the room to plan, we watch them from afar
Look at me mister, I'm a star
I have a place where dreams are born
Jerry likes the way I do my corn
Isn’t he a treasure?
How do you measure
A last year on earth?
Give her a little something, she gave you birth
And by this time next year
Sorry, my dear.
But, where are the clowns?
Her ups, her downs
Are second nature to me now.
What a setup, holy cow
They'd never believe it!
That's it! I quit!
I'm leaving it all behind.
The movie in my mind
I will not cry, I will not think
And I'm....Link
So if every night you're shaking as you lie in bed

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Haha, Elphabelle, me too! Anyway, I felt this was a good place to end this song and start a new one. This one is deliciously tri-polar. I think it's the song Link sings when he's on drugs in the second Hairspray film.

Hey, Tracy, hey, baby, look at me!
Sometimes I wonder if she even likes me.
She seems to make you smile
For awhile
But in time
Spruced up and lookin' in me prime
Girls, come and kiss me
I don't care if he's a nobody
In my heart, he'll be a somebody, somebody to love me; I need it.
Gimme that thing called love.
Does it fall from skies above?
Is it underneath the willow tree?
Good news, that he-man's me!
This equation, girl plus man, doesn't help just you.
It's telling me that what I see is completely true
I believe my heart, how can it be wrong
One song
Glory; One song before I go.
I need to know
Why man plays this strange double game
I do not even know your name
Dear madamoiselle
Oh the stories I could tell
But braggarts don't do well around here
And there's nothing to fear.
But out of sight, we have the room to plan, we watch them from afar
Look at me mister, I'm a star
I have a place where dreams are born
Jerry likes the way I do my corn
Isn’t he a treasure?
How do you measure
A last year on earth?
Give her a little something, she gave you birth
And by this time next year
Sorry, my dear.
But, where are the clowns?
Her ups, her downs
Are second nature to me now.
What a setup, holy cow
They'd never believe it!
That's it! I quit!
I'm leaving it all behind.
The movie in my mind
I will not cry, I will not think
And I'm....Link
So if every night you're shaking as you lie in bed
Poor Jud is dead.

THE END OF THIS SONG!

New Song
Sure, I came out here to make my name

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Updated On: 12/8/08 at 09:54 PM