The 50 Most Loathesome Americans - 2006 edition

[TulitaPepsi]

Posted: 2/19/07 at 10:09am

I like the "sentences" the best!

And I like Scaife's sentence best of all

Updated On: 2/19/07 at 10:09 AM

[son_of_a_gunn_25]

Posted: 2/19/07 at 10:21am

I love that Suri Cruise is on this list!

[Mandi Moo]

Posted: 2/19/07 at 10:28am

I'm really happy that Carlos Mencia is on the list.

[bschneid76]

Posted: 2/19/07 at 11:13am

A very interesting and at times scary list. I am glad that Trump was on there. The shocker was John McCain for me as number 1, but I agreed.

[MLE]

Posted: 2/19/07 at 11:26am

Wow, that list was actually pretty good. I laughed out loud several times.
And Mandi- I second that. It baffles me how so many people don't realize that he's been telling the same joke since Mind of Mencia started.

[wexy]

Posted: 2/19/07 at 11:37am

That's brilliant. Thanks for posting that. Agree on McCain as well.

[Jane2]

Posted: 2/19/07 at 11:40am

Brilliant! My favorites-calling Rush a "repulsive $hit fountain" and the caricature of Trump.

[mominator]

Posted: 2/19/07 at 12:45pm

That was a "must read" list!

[StickToPriest]

Posted: 2/19/07 at 12:46pm

I love the drawing of Ann Coulter!

[Becoz_i_knew_you21]

Posted: 2/19/07 at 1:18pm

I'm glad Carlos Mencia and Madonna are on the list.

[Julian2]

Posted: 2/19/07 at 1:25pm

Trump is worth the hatred of many billions of people.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 2/19/07 at 1:36pm

Now that was truly a bi-partisan offender!

[MargoChanning]

Posted: 2/19/07 at 2:19pm

Wow. I love that list.

[ClumsyDude15]

Posted: 2/19/07 at 2:28pm

I love that YOU is on the list.
That was pretty hysterical.

[Sing a Song With Me]

Posted: 2/19/07 at 2:30pm

Routinely scolds Democrats for "undermining" the president, whose balls have resided in Lieberman's mouth since 9/11.

I've been reading this entry on Lieberman for the last 5 minutes. I can't move on because I'm still giggling.

[StickToPriest]

Posted: 2/19/07 at 2:32pm

The James Carville entry is sooooo true.


"This unholy cross between Batboy and Terry Bradshaw has been vastly overrated as a political strategist based on the fact that he managed to win with the most charismatic Democratic candidate of the post-war era and a split conservative vote. In ‘06, Carville raged against his own obsolescence by blasting Howard Dean's competence as Chairman of the DNC—immediately after Dean steered the party into majorities in both houses of congress as well as state legislatures and governors."

I'm thankful that he helped get Clinton elected and everything, but, please, he ain't a genius as so many Dems try to make him out to be.

[Sing a Song With Me]

Posted: 2/19/07 at 2:39pm

Priest, the elongation of Coulter's neck is also a priceless and, arguably, true one as well.

[Atrias]

Posted: 2/19/07 at 2:41pm

And O.J. I just finished watching a 2 hour video in my criminal science course that detailed all the DNA evidence in the case.

[StickToPriest]

Posted: 2/19/07 at 2:42pm

I actually quite like Nancy Pelosi, but I think I might have to start referring to her from now on as the "Botox Bolshevik." Priceless.

[DottieD'Luscia]

Posted: 2/19/07 at 2:50pm

SticktoPriest, how funny you changed your avatar, because I was going to mention that the illustration of Ann Coulter is perfect!!

[touchmeinthemorning]

Posted: 2/19/07 at 3:22pm

I just made this list a mass email to all my friends. It's brilliant.

[Liverpool]

Posted: 2/19/07 at 3:31pm

that brazilliant.


Amazing.

Although i quite like Michael Musto.

also, how was paris hilton not oin the list?


lastly. LOL at mccain being called on bull**** parade.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 2/19/07 at 3:48pm

Why isn't PatiB on that list? Her theater pals should have nominated her.

[NiteOwl]

Posted: 2/19/07 at 5:12pm

I'm loving this particular entry:

37. Madonna

Charges: A truly unremarkable "singer" who gained fame by courting controversy and flexing her once-attractive body. Wore out her shock value, among other things, a full 2 decades ago, yet won't stop trying to rile baby-boomers with puerile symbolism. Dangling from a big plastic cross just isn't edgy anymore, not even close. Married third-rate English film director and now speaks with atrociously fake British accent, like nobody's heard her talk before. Purchased an African infant as a fashion accessory in a vainglorious case of celebrity see celebrity do. Fighting the aging process so furiously that she looks like an overly-muscled dude with a doughy ass. A Kabbalah "mystic," which means she pays charlatans exorbitant sums to help her justify her psychotic egocentrism and total inauthenticity.

Exhibit A: Pitched to father of Malawian baby as "a very nice Christian lady."

Sentence: During next Middle Eastern tour, vagina used as Koran dispenser.

[cudramacat]

Posted: 2/19/07 at 8:13pm

some of that was pretty funny and I am def not a Trump fan so I'm glad he was on there. Poor Suir....she's done nothing wrong, if anyone should be on there it should be Tom Cruise but whatever. I have to say that I found Jesus to be an unnecessary addition. I guess that's my religion coming through, but that's how I feel.