Oh my goodness. Think of the people they are missing!!
Michael Bloomberg, mayor of NYC and the whiniest person on the face of the earth. Why be a mayor if you don't like dealing with people?
Al Sharpton, robber of old ladies social security checks. Who paid for his failed run for NYC mayor, NY Senator and U.S. President? Does the man have an actual job?
Randi Weingarten, head of the Teachers Union. If you hooked her mouth up to Con Edison, you could generate electricity for the entire state of NY for a whole year.
Jerry Seinfeld, unfunny comedian who made it popular to be a whiney New Yorker.
Rosie O'Donnell, truck driver in drag that wants everyone to love her even though she's a psychological mess.
Anyone who thinks the meat packing district is a cool place to live. (Yes Phoebe Cates, we are talking about you).
The film crew of Law & Order who don't realize that people actually live here and are not happy at the inconvenience of your presence.
NYU film students - see Law & Order reason above.
The 2012 Olympic Committee - see Law & Order reason above.
The Republican National Convention - see Law & Order reason above.
Bill & Hillary Clinton - see Law & Order reason above.
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.