Sorry to steal your line. Didn't mean to trample those toes.
I couldn't help myself with all this talk of sisters and duaghters.
Oh no! You didn't steal "my" line! I was just happy to see that someone besides me was thinking it! My toes are fine!!!! (Sorry if that's how it sounded.)
I find myself thinking like you a lot, in fact. (Oooh. I feel baaad for you.)
Maybe BSO is secretly V.C Andrews...
This is all quite Flowers in the Attic!
Although we're not locked into an attic...yet...
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/22/05
Is there something you're not telling us, Cat?
Yeah, Cat is an evil clown and Santa.
Wait, Flowers in the Attic? Are you being incestuous with your sister?
did i look over anyone saying liam was poppy's grandfather, father, and spouse? man on man talk about therapy for those in that part of the family...
I had no idea best12bars and I were married. That's great! Who would have ever thought that a pre-arranged marriage could work so well?
I see myself in there, somehow.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/11/05
Since I'm not on anyone's tree, does that make me a BWW ba$%(^d?
Oh Grizz - would you like to be the offspring of me and my father, Greg? Because I've got to tell you - having siblings who are young enough to be my children is rather disconcerting!
NO! I want Grizz to be MY son!!! You have enough, Mamie!!!!
Mamie, you are a wonderful granddaughter.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/11/05
Ooohhh! Getting fought over! Yay!
Or, Grizz, you and I can have an illicit affair and have illegit offspring. So far I have married bst12bars and had a daughter but also had an incestuous lesbian relationship with my sister Jane2 and produced a daughter. I adopted 2 boys, one of whom was released from the womb of Jane around Noon today.
If I can produce offspring with my sster, I am certainly not above bigamy.
Will you marry me?
Will anyone adopt me?
*puppy dog face*
Alas dear granddaughter, of course you're not "supposed" to lust after your grandfather...but...well, how could you not??
Mamie, are you sure Mommy Barb would be okay with that?
If Grizz will accept my marriage proposal, perhaps we will be willing to produce or adopt offspring. But I can't do it alone. I already have a lot going on.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/11/05
Miss Pennywise, I hereby, and with great pleasure accept your gracious proposal!
Thank you grandma Kel.
Miss Pennywise - why do I have enough? I have nobody! I have no husband, no children, just a bunch of adolescent siblings and a set of parents who are both younger than me. Can't I at least have an illegitimate fling with my dad?
(And I am apparently the only one who knows for a fact that MY baby Grizz is a GIRL!)
Too late, Mamie. Grizz said "Yes" to my marriage proposal! Nyah, Nyah.
It doesn't matter what gender Grizz is. We can always get married in Massachusetts. I like that state. It's so BLUE!!!!!
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/11/05
Never ever doubt what nobody is sure about.
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/22/05
I, from here on out, am calling you Grammy. Ok, WRQ?
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/11/05
Hmmm, I haven't been to Cape Cod in a long time...
BSo,
You have to fix the tree so that Grizz and I are married.
Grizz, watch this thread carefully, for people beg to be adopted. We don't want to adopt anyone the other doen't agree to, now do we? Janey and I went back and forth for dozens of posts until she agreed to let me raise her offspring Jaily2. I had to bribe her big time with a gourmet supermarket chain and stock options.
Buffyactsing is an orphan looking to be taken in, but I know nothing about him/her. Do you?
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