The Bernard Pivot Questionnaire (as seen on Inside the Actors Studio)

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The Bernard Pivot Questionnaire (as seen on Inside the Actors Studio)

Posted: 8/16/05 at 1:13am

Come on, take it!

What's your favorite word?
-Welcome

What's your least favorite word?
-No

What turns you on?
-Appreciation

What turns you off?
-Stupidity

What sound or noise do you love?
-The start of a Sondheim song

What sound or noise do you hate?
-The silence AFTER a Sondheim song

What's your favorite curse word?
-F**k - though I love them all :)

What profession, other than yours, would you most like to attempt?
-Teacher (even if I don't "work" yet)

What profession, other than yours, would you least like to attempt?
-Producer

If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say when you arive at the Pearly Gates?
-"Quick, we need a Harold Hill and Robert Preaston's busy!" :)

I think that's it. Now, GO!

"Who is Stephen Sondheim?" -roninjoey
"The man who wishes he had written Phantom of the Opera!" - SueleenGay

GO CARDINALS!!!

Updated On: 8/16/05 at 01:13 AM

re: The Bernard Pivot Questionnaire (as seen on Inside the Actors Studio)

Posted: 8/16/05 at 1:38am

What's your favorite word?
-Gleba

What's your least favorite word?
-enervating

What turns you on?
-Attention

What turns you off?
-Ignorance

What sound or noise do you love?
-The sound of the little gasping emoticon in Trillian

What sound or noise do you hate?
-the JANICE LAUGH.

What's your favorite curse word?
-**** - ten points if you can guess.

What profession, other than yours, would you most like to attempt?
-A dolphin trainer

What profession, other than yours, would you least like to attempt?
-A professional skydiver. Or a window washer for skyscrapers.

If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say when you arive at the Pearly Gates?
-"No, you aren't a mistake."

This is my signature.

re: The Bernard Pivot Questionnaire (as seen on Inside the Actors Studio)

Posted: 8/16/05 at 2:16am

What's your favorite word?
Love

What's your least favorite word?
N*gger, F*g, or any other hurtful name.

What turns you on?
Hot, hot guys!

What turns you off?
SMOKING and drugs.

What sound or noise do you love?
The quiet breathing of the person you love after they have fallen asleep in your arms.
~or~
Applause!

What sound or noise do you hate?
The silence after a funny line bombs on stage!

What's your favorite curse word?
F*CK!! It's so versatile!
~or~
Douche
~or~
C*nt!

What profession, other than yours, would you most like to attempt?
Director or Pilot

What profession, other than yours, would you least like to attempt?
Any job that involves sitting behind a desk in an office.

If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say when you arive at the Pearly Gates?
"Can I have your autograph?"

"I seem to have wandered into the BRAIN load-out thread... "
-best12bars

"Sorry I am a Theatre major not a English Major"
-skibumb5290

re: The Bernard Pivot Questionnaire (as seen on Inside the Actors Studio)

Posted: 8/16/05 at 2:32am

What's your favorite word?
-Serendipity

What's your least favorite word?
-Hopeless

What turns you on?
-A good laugh

What turns you off?
-Phlegm on the sidewalk

What sound or noise do you love?
-The sound Ruby's paws make on the floor when she racing around the house.

What sound or noise do you hate?
-The hhchhch sound made before the appearance of phlegm on the sidewalk

What's your favorite curse word?
-Great Green Gooey Gobs of F---

What profession, other than yours, would you most like to attempt?
-Archeologist

What profession, other than yours, would you least like to attempt?
-Meter Maid (or Man)

If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say when you arive at the Pearly Gates?
-"Pull up a chair, we are about to start dessert"

"I would rather be with the people of this town than with the finest people in the world."--Fred Willard as Mayor Deebs in Roxanne

re: The Bernard Pivot Questionnaire (as seen on Inside the Actors Studio)

Posted: 8/16/05 at 3:00am

What's your favorite word?
-Love

What's your least favorite word?
-Hate

What turns you on?
-A good laugh

What turns you off?
-Ugly smile

What sound or noise do you love? a good song

What sound or noise do you hate?
-someone hawking up some snot

What's your favorite curse word?
- God damn

What profession, other than yours, would you most like to attempt?
- Advertising exec

What profession, other than yours, would you least like to attempt?
- Dentist

If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say when you arive at the Pearly Gates?
- Your mom's waiting for you near the fountain.

re: The Bernard Pivot Questionnaire (as seen on Inside the Actors Studio)

Posted: 8/16/05 at 4:21am

What's your favorite word?
-Omigod

What's your least favorite word?
-Moist

What turns you on?
-Guys with those muscle Vs at their hips

What turns you off?
-Bad teeth, judgemental people

What sound or noise do you love?
-White noise

What sound or noise do you hate?
-Car alarms

What's your favorite curse word?
-F*CK

What profession, other than yours, would you most like to attempt?
-FBI criminal profiler

What profession, other than yours, would you least like to attempt?
-Plumber

If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say when you arive at the Pearly Gates?
-Stealing my friend's answer because I love it: "Your friends are waiting for you under the olive tree by the Grey Goose pool."

Like a firework unexploded
Wanting life but never knowing how

re: The Bernard Pivot Questionnaire (as seen on Inside the Actors Studio)

Posted: 8/16/05 at 4:41am

What's your favorite word?
- Plucked

What's your least favorite word?
-No

What turns you on?
- Guitars

What turns you off?
- Jealousy

What sound or noise do you love?
- ice cream truck

What sound or noise do you hate?
- jet engines

What's your favorite curse word?
-F**k

What profession, other than yours, would you most like to attempt?
- glass blower?

What profession, other than yours, would you least like to attempt?
- teaching

If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say when you arive at the Pearly Gates?
- "I know what you did last summer"

re: The Bernard Pivot Questionnaire (as seen on Inside the Actors Studio)

Posted: 8/16/05 at 5:02am

All right, you made me

What's your favorite word?
-ecstatic

What's your least favorite word?
-armpit

What turns you on?
-people that are comfortable with themselves... and eyeliner, yeah, eyeliner

What turns you off?
-selfishness

What sound or noise do you love?
-tap shoes

What sound or noise do you hate?
-tornado siren

What's your favorite curse word?
-I'm so original... f*ck

What profession, other than yours, would you most like to attempt?
-teacher

What profession, other than yours, would you least like to attempt?
-architect

If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say when you arive at the Pearly Gates?
-"Hey kid, ya made it."

"what have we learned? Don't smoke... don't do drugs and don't sing 'Defying Gravity'." -CATSNYRevival

re: The Bernard Pivot Questionnaire (as seen on Inside the Actors Studio)

Posted: 8/16/05 at 8:52am

This is fun...

What's your favorite word?
- obligatory

What's your least favorite word?
- achilles tendon

What turns you on?
-intensity

What turns you off?
-violence

What sound or noise do you love?
- Ben Folds doing anything

What sound or noise do you hate?
- toilet flushing

What's your favorite curse word?
- f*ck is just so expressive

What profession, other than yours, would you most like to attempt?
- law

What profession, other than yours, would you least like to attempt?
- accounting

If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say when you arive at the Pearly Gates?
- "hurry up, the dance party's about to start"

#10

re: The Bernard Pivot Questionnaire (as seen on Inside the Actors Studio)

Posted: 8/16/05 at 9:20am

What's your favorite word?
-Screw

What's your least favorite word?
-No

What turns you on?
-Attention

What turns you off?
-Hate

What sound or noise do you love?
- Ocean waves

What sound or noise do you hate?
-Dog toys *Squeak* *flinch*

What's your favorite curse word?
-F*CK or SH*T... whichever.

What profession, other than yours, would you most like to attempt?
-C.S.I.

What profession, other than yours, would you least like to attempt?
-Teacher, there isn't enough tequila in the world.

If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say when you arive at the Pearly Gates?
-"Ashley's waiting for you in the karaoke room."

#11

re: The Bernard Pivot Questionnaire (as seen on Inside the Actors Studio)

Posted: 8/16/05 at 12:27pm

What's your favorite word?
-Ocean

What's your least favorite word?
-Fresh

What turns you on?
-Intelligence

What turns you off?
-Arrogance

What sound or noise do you love?
-Thunderstorms

What sound or noise do you hate?
-Car horns

What's your favorite curse word?
-F*ck

What profession, other than yours, would you most like to attempt?
-Teacher

What profession, other than yours, would you least like to attempt?
-Construction worker

If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say when you arive at the Pearly Gates?
-"What are you doing here?" OR "Welcome home."

#12

re: The Bernard Pivot Questionnaire (as seen on Inside the Actors Studio)

Posted: 8/16/05 at 12:34pm

Oh yes.. Vs are so hot.

Ah.. Heaven has a Karaoke room :) How fun.

#13

re: The Bernard Pivot Questionnaire (as seen on Inside the Actors Studio)

Posted: 8/16/05 at 1:20pm

What's your favorite word?
- Yes

What's your least favorite word?
- Flesh

What turns you on?
- Wit

What turns you off?
- Self-obsession

What sound or noise do you love?
- Water lapping against a hull

What sound or noise do you hate?
- Gum Popping

What's your favorite curse word?
- Douchebag

What profession, other than yours, would you most like to attempt?
- Broadway Music Director

What profession, other than yours, would you least like to attempt?
- Crack whore, sans crack.

If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say when you arive at the Pearly Gates?
- "That thing with the two girls... not a problem... Your suite is ready."

Hamlet's father.

#14

re: The Bernard Pivot Questionnaire (as seen on Inside the Actors Studio)

Posted: 8/16/05 at 1:27pm

What's your favorite word?
- serendipity

What's your least favorite word?
- cockroach

What turns you on?
- laughter; sense of humor

What turns you off?
- arrogance; self-importance

What sound or noise do you love?
- overtures

What sound or noise do you hate?
- other people's arguements

What's your favorite curse word?
- F*CK!

What profession, other than yours, would you most like to attempt?
- rich person

What profession, other than yours, would you least like to attempt?
- garbageman

If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say when you arive at the Pearly Gates?
- welcome...party's in the back.

"Some of us have it worse, you know, Dana. Some of us are dating lesbian men. Okay? C'mon."

#15

re: The Bernard Pivot Questionnaire (as seen on Inside the Actors Studio)

Posted: 8/16/05 at 1:48pm

What's your favorite word?
Swill

What's your least favorite word?
SH*T

What turns you on?
Watching people who excel at what they do, do it.

What turns you off?
Boyfriends who go to the bathroom in front of me

What sound or noise do you love?
Waves lapping against the shore.

What sound or noise do you hate?
It's a tie between a cell phone ringing and cellophane wrapped candy being unwrapped in a theater.

What's your favorite curse word?
It's not a curse word, but the one I use most often is
Shiiiiiiiiiiite Muslim

What profession, other than yours, would you most like to attempt? I want to be Renee Fleming or Patsy Cline, but she's no longer with us.

What profession, other than yours, would you least like to attempt? Being Mrs. George Bush

If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say when you arive at the Pearly Gates?
"have you checked out our unlimited dessert buffet?"

#16

re: The Bernard Pivot Questionnaire (as seen on Inside the Actors Studio)

Posted: 8/16/05 at 1:54pm

Ooh.. dessert buffet! Yummy.

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