The Bernard Pivot Questionnaire (as seen on Inside the Actors Studio)
The Bernard Pivot Questionnaire (as seen on Inside the Actors Studio)
jam_man
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/25/05
#0The Bernard Pivot Questionnaire (as seen on Inside the Actors Studio)
Posted: 8/16/05 at 1:13am
Come on, take it!
What's your favorite word?
-Welcome
What's your least favorite word?
-No
What turns you on?
-Appreciation
What turns you off?
-Stupidity
What sound or noise do you love?
-The start of a Sondheim song
What sound or noise do you hate?
-The silence AFTER a Sondheim song
What's your favorite curse word?
-F**k - though I love them all :)
What profession, other than yours, would you most like to attempt?
-Teacher (even if I don't "work" yet)
What profession, other than yours, would you least like to attempt?
-Producer
If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say when you arive at the Pearly Gates?
-"Quick, we need a Harold Hill and Robert Preaston's busy!" :)
I think that's it. Now, GO!
"The man who wishes he had written Phantom of the Opera!" - SueleenGay
GO CARDINALS!!!
#1re: The Bernard Pivot Questionnaire (as seen on Inside the Actors Studio)
Posted: 8/16/05 at 1:38am
What's your favorite word?
-Gleba
What's your least favorite word?
-enervating
What turns you on?
-Attention
What turns you off?
-Ignorance
What sound or noise do you love?
-The sound of the little gasping emoticon in Trillian
What sound or noise do you hate?
-the JANICE LAUGH.
What's your favorite curse word?
-**** - ten points if you can guess.
What profession, other than yours, would you most like to attempt?
-A dolphin trainer
What profession, other than yours, would you least like to attempt?
-A professional skydiver. Or a window washer for skyscrapers.
If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say when you arive at the Pearly Gates?
-"No, you aren't a mistake."
#2re: The Bernard Pivot Questionnaire (as seen on Inside the Actors Studio)
Posted: 8/16/05 at 2:16am
What's your favorite word?
Love
What's your least favorite word?
N*gger, F*g, or any other hurtful name.
What turns you on?
Hot, hot guys!
What turns you off?
SMOKING and drugs.
What sound or noise do you love?
The quiet breathing of the person you love after they have fallen asleep in your arms.
~or~
Applause! 
What sound or noise do you hate?
The silence after a funny line bombs on stage!
What's your favorite curse word?
F*CK!! It's so versatile!
~or~
Douche
~or~
C*nt!
What profession, other than yours, would you most like to attempt?
Director or Pilot
What profession, other than yours, would you least like to attempt?
Any job that involves sitting behind a desk in an office.
If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say when you arive at the Pearly Gates?
"Can I have your autograph?"
-best12bars
"Sorry I am a Theatre major not a English Major"
-skibumb5290
#3re: The Bernard Pivot Questionnaire (as seen on Inside the Actors Studio)
Posted: 8/16/05 at 2:32am
What's your favorite word?
-Serendipity
What's your least favorite word?
-Hopeless
What turns you on?
-A good laugh
What turns you off?
-Phlegm on the sidewalk
What sound or noise do you love?
-The sound Ruby's paws make on the floor when she racing around the house.
What sound or noise do you hate?
-The hhchhch sound made before the appearance of phlegm on the sidewalk
What's your favorite curse word?
-Great Green Gooey Gobs of F---
What profession, other than yours, would you most like to attempt?
-Archeologist
What profession, other than yours, would you least like to attempt?
-Meter Maid (or Man)
If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say when you arive at the Pearly Gates?
-"Pull up a chair, we are about to start dessert"
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#4re: The Bernard Pivot Questionnaire (as seen on Inside the Actors Studio)
Posted: 8/16/05 at 3:00am
What's your favorite word?
-Love
What's your least favorite word?
-Hate
What turns you on?
-A good laugh
What turns you off?
-Ugly smile
What sound or noise do you love? a good song
What sound or noise do you hate?
-someone hawking up some snot
What's your favorite curse word?
- God damn
What profession, other than yours, would you most like to attempt?
- Advertising exec
What profession, other than yours, would you least like to attempt?
- Dentist
If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say when you arive at the Pearly Gates?
- Your mom's waiting for you near the fountain.
#5re: The Bernard Pivot Questionnaire (as seen on Inside the Actors Studio)
Posted: 8/16/05 at 4:21am
What's your favorite word?
-Omigod
What's your least favorite word?
-Moist
What turns you on?
-Guys with those muscle Vs at their hips
What turns you off?
-Bad teeth, judgemental people
What sound or noise do you love?
-White noise
What sound or noise do you hate?
-Car alarms
What's your favorite curse word?
-F*CK
What profession, other than yours, would you most like to attempt?
-FBI criminal profiler
What profession, other than yours, would you least like to attempt?
-Plumber
If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say when you arive at the Pearly Gates?
-Stealing my friend's answer because I love it: "Your friends are waiting for you under the olive tree by the Grey Goose pool."
Wanting life but never knowing how
#6re: The Bernard Pivot Questionnaire (as seen on Inside the Actors Studio)
Posted: 8/16/05 at 4:41am
What's your favorite word?
- Plucked
What's your least favorite word?
-No
What turns you on?
- Guitars
What turns you off?
- Jealousy
What sound or noise do you love?
- ice cream truck
What sound or noise do you hate?
- jet engines
What's your favorite curse word?
-F**k
What profession, other than yours, would you most like to attempt?
- glass blower?
What profession, other than yours, would you least like to attempt?
- teaching
If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say when you arive at the Pearly Gates?
- "I know what you did last summer"
Over_the_Moon
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/22/05
#7re: The Bernard Pivot Questionnaire (as seen on Inside the Actors Studio)
Posted: 8/16/05 at 5:02am
All right, you made me
What's your favorite word?
-ecstatic
What's your least favorite word?
-armpit
What turns you on?
-people that are comfortable with themselves... and eyeliner, yeah, eyeliner
What turns you off?
-selfishness
What sound or noise do you love?
-tap shoes
What sound or noise do you hate?
-tornado siren
What's your favorite curse word?
-I'm so original... f*ck
What profession, other than yours, would you most like to attempt?
-teacher
What profession, other than yours, would you least like to attempt?
-architect
If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say when you arive at the Pearly Gates?
-"Hey kid, ya made it."
#8re: The Bernard Pivot Questionnaire (as seen on Inside the Actors Studio)
Posted: 8/16/05 at 8:52am
This is fun...
What's your favorite word?
- obligatory
What's your least favorite word?
- achilles tendon
What turns you on?
-intensity
What turns you off?
-violence
What sound or noise do you love?
- Ben Folds doing anything
What sound or noise do you hate?
- toilet flushing
What's your favorite curse word?
- f*ck is just so expressive
What profession, other than yours, would you most like to attempt?
- law
What profession, other than yours, would you least like to attempt?
- accounting
If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say when you arive at the Pearly Gates?
- "hurry up, the dance party's about to start"
LilMiZBroADwaY23
Broadway Star Joined: 8/11/04
#9re: The Bernard Pivot Questionnaire (as seen on Inside the Actors Studio)
Posted: 8/16/05 at 9:20am
What's your favorite word?
-Screw
What's your least favorite word?
-No
What turns you on?
-Attention
What turns you off?
-Hate
What sound or noise do you love?
- Ocean waves
What sound or noise do you hate?
-Dog toys *Squeak* *flinch*
What's your favorite curse word?
-F*CK or SH*T... whichever.
What profession, other than yours, would you most like to attempt?
-C.S.I.
What profession, other than yours, would you least like to attempt?
-Teacher, there isn't enough tequila in the world.
If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say when you arive at the Pearly Gates?
-"Ashley's waiting for you in the karaoke room."
#10re: The Bernard Pivot Questionnaire (as seen on Inside the Actors Studio)
Posted: 8/16/05 at 12:27pm
What's your favorite word?
-Ocean
What's your least favorite word?
-Fresh
What turns you on?
-Intelligence
What turns you off?
-Arrogance
What sound or noise do you love?
-Thunderstorms
What sound or noise do you hate?
-Car horns
What's your favorite curse word?
-F*ck
What profession, other than yours, would you most like to attempt?
-Teacher
What profession, other than yours, would you least like to attempt?
-Construction worker
If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say when you arive at the Pearly Gates?
-"What are you doing here?" OR "Welcome home."
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#11re: The Bernard Pivot Questionnaire (as seen on Inside the Actors Studio)
Posted: 8/16/05 at 12:34pm
Oh yes.. Vs are so hot.
Ah.. Heaven has a Karaoke room :) How fun.
#12re: The Bernard Pivot Questionnaire (as seen on Inside the Actors Studio)
Posted: 8/16/05 at 1:20pm
What's your favorite word?
- Yes
What's your least favorite word?
- Flesh
What turns you on?
- Wit
What turns you off?
- Self-obsession
What sound or noise do you love?
- Water lapping against a hull
What sound or noise do you hate?
- Gum Popping
What's your favorite curse word?
- Douchebag
What profession, other than yours, would you most like to attempt?
- Broadway Music Director
What profession, other than yours, would you least like to attempt?
- Crack whore, sans crack.
If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say when you arive at the Pearly Gates?
- "That thing with the two girls... not a problem... Your suite is ready."
Madame X
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/13/03
#13re: The Bernard Pivot Questionnaire (as seen on Inside the Actors Studio)
Posted: 8/16/05 at 1:27pm
What's your favorite word?
- serendipity
What's your least favorite word?
- cockroach
What turns you on?
- laughter; sense of humor
What turns you off?
- arrogance; self-importance
What sound or noise do you love?
- overtures
What sound or noise do you hate?
- other people's arguements
What's your favorite curse word?
- F*CK!
What profession, other than yours, would you most like to attempt?
- rich person
What profession, other than yours, would you least like to attempt?
- garbageman
If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say when you arive at the Pearly Gates?
- welcome...party's in the back.
FranziaRebel
Chorus Member Joined: 4/26/05
#14re: The Bernard Pivot Questionnaire (as seen on Inside the Actors Studio)
Posted: 8/16/05 at 1:48pm
What's your favorite word?
Swill
What's your least favorite word?
SH*T
What turns you on?
Watching people who excel at what they do, do it.
What turns you off?
Boyfriends who go to the bathroom in front of me
What sound or noise do you love?
Waves lapping against the shore.
What sound or noise do you hate?
It's a tie between a cell phone ringing and cellophane wrapped candy being unwrapped in a theater.
What's your favorite curse word?
It's not a curse word, but the one I use most often is
Shiiiiiiiiiiite Muslim
What profession, other than yours, would you most like to attempt? I want to be Renee Fleming or Patsy Cline, but she's no longer with us.
What profession, other than yours, would you least like to attempt? Being Mrs. George Bush
If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say when you arive at the Pearly Gates?
"have you checked out our unlimited dessert buffet?"
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#15re: The Bernard Pivot Questionnaire (as seen on Inside the Actors Studio)
Posted: 8/16/05 at 1:54pmOoh.. dessert buffet! Yummy.
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