The Borat Movie

#1

The Borat Movie

Posted: 10/18/08 at 4:44pm

I just watched it for the first time. OH my, my eyes are tearing, my stomach hurts, and I took asthma from laughing so hard.

"Why did you call the police, did the retard escape?"

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#2

re: The Borat Movie

Posted: 10/18/08 at 5:03pm

My problem was the black bars covering Borat's privates. WHy do the scene if you are going to cover yourself? I mean, it was funny and all but distracting in my opinion. The fat guy was cool enough to show all why not Sascha? I mean, wouldn't it have been just as funny if he was wearing speedos? My point is do the scene without the black bars of censorship. Other than that I found the film hilarious. I can not wait to see what he does with Bruno!

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#3

re: The Borat Movie

Posted: 10/18/08 at 5:10pm

yeah, I thought it was silly to use that black sock, but actually, it was quite funny to see him running around with that thing hanging!

The fat guy-I didn't see the slightest bit of genitals. Either his fat was always hanging over them or they taped them up.

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#4

re: The Borat Movie

Posted: 10/18/08 at 6:27pm

I love the Bed and Breakfast scene. lol! He's do afraid if that sweet couple.

Updated On: 10/18/08 at 06:27 PM

#5

re: The Borat Movie

Posted: 10/18/08 at 6:33pm

Oh I loved how they made the sandwiches with marble rye!

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#6

re: The Borat Movie

Posted: 10/18/08 at 9:41pm

I loved the sweet little Jewish B&B couple - I SO want to go to their place and stay overnight and eat their sandwiches! They seemed like such lovely people.

And I think the black bar may have been there to help Borat look more well-endowed than he actually was... that was a pretty big bar!

#7

re: The Borat Movie

Posted: 10/18/08 at 9:55pm

Something tells me that if he was well endowed there would not have been black bars covering his franks and beans.I think Sascha is one handsome man (Sascha not Borat)and I would have loved to see him be brave enough to do the scene without wimping out with the bars.

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'There are three sides to every story. My side, your side, and the truth. And no one is lying. Memories shared serve each one differently' -Robert Evans-

#8

re: The Borat Movie

Posted: 10/18/08 at 9:59pm

OH MY GOD!! Do you remember the EXACT time you realized you need your glasses WAY more than you wanted to admit?

I just re read my earlier post...with my galsses on. lol!!

#9

re: The Borat Movie

Posted: 10/18/08 at 10:02pm

I'm pretty sure Sasha IS well endowed.

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#10

re: The Borat Movie

Posted: 10/18/08 at 10:15pm

LOL!

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#11

re: The Borat Movie

Posted: 10/18/08 at 10:20pm

When does the Bruno movie come out?

#12

re: The Borat Movie

Posted: 10/18/08 at 10:40pm

You got to see a penis in other parts of the movie. The black bar was supposed to be another joke because it was so looong. Obviously, he's not that big so they couldn't show it.

#13

re: The Borat Movie

Posted: 10/18/08 at 10:43pm

I think the Bruno movie comes out next May.

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'There are three sides to every story. My side, your side, and the truth. And no one is lying. Memories shared serve each one differently' -Robert Evans-

#14

re: The Borat Movie

Posted: 10/18/08 at 11:33pm

Bruno is the weakest of his three characters. I am kinda surprised that there is even going to be a Bruno movie considering that not that long ago Cohen announced that he no longer was going to do those characters.

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#15

re: The Borat Movie

Posted: 10/18/08 at 11:38pm

Well, you have to round out the trio somehow.

I like Bruno, actually. I remember that segment on Da Ali G Show where he's on the beach with some fratty douches, and tells them to look at the camera and say 'hi' to the gay network. The looks on their faces were glorious...and honestly, I'm all for exposing people as tools.

#16

re: The Borat Movie

Posted: 10/19/08 at 8:57am

romantico: you're projecting what you're supposed to conclude about Borat on to Sascha.

#17

re: The Borat Movie

Posted: 10/20/08 at 4:28pm

yeah, justa, those frat boys had already bared their asses wrestled with each other half-naked...THEN they're surprised by the gay Bruno.

#18

re: The Borat Movie

Posted: 10/20/08 at 4:49pm

If he would show us already I would not be projecting.Borat is being a tease. I have the same problem with actors playing strippers in a film but then refuse to do a nude scene(I'm talking to you Jessica Alba!) If your going to do a nude scene in a film,make sure you show it. Not a real big deal but the black bars reminds me of censors telling me what I can and can not see.I think it was dumb on his part. Either do the scene fully nude or wear a thong. I found it distracting.The fat guy sitting on his face was OK. The black bars covering Sascha's dinkleberry's was not.

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'There are three sides to every story. My side, your side, and the truth. And no one is lying. Memories shared serve each one differently' -Robert Evans-

#19

re: The Borat Movie

Posted: 10/20/08 at 5:02pm

Well, if we're going to have this discussion . . .

I remember everyone's eyes popping at Sacha's bulge in "Sweeney Todd."

#20

re: The Borat Movie

Posted: 10/20/08 at 5:20pm

For some reason, he looks like he could be a contender.

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#21

re: The Borat Movie

Posted: 10/20/08 at 6:44pm

Ah, lildogs, such is the glorious hypocrisy of young men.