The Broadway World Restaurant Menu

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The Broadway World Restaurant Menu

Posted: 5/26/06 at 10:33pm

What few people know is that BWW will be opening a restaurant right in the heart of the theater district. The problem is that they can't open until they have a menu. With that in mind, we are asked to name a meal for a play or musical and then give a tempting description of it that can be featured in the menu.

For Example:

LIGHT IN THE PIZZAIOLA: A pan-seared shell steak served in a savory sauce of garlic, onions, tomatoes and peppers. Buonissimo!

DIRTY ROTTEN SCALLIONS: A medley of arugula, endives, capers and scallions, served on a steaming bed of rice. A steal at half the price!

SPAMALOT BURGERS: A full quarter-pound of Spam, grilled to perfection and served on a sesame seed role with lettuce, tomato and massive amounts of uncured ham. Not to be missed!

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"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

Updated On: 5/26/06 at 10:33 PM

#2

re: The Broadway World Restarant Menu

Posted: 5/26/06 at 10:34pm

Pies by Mrs. Lovett: They're the best pies in London!

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"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.

Updated On: 5/26/06 at 10:34 PM

#3

re: The Broadway World Restarant Menu

Posted: 5/26/06 at 10:37pm

(Except Mrs. Lovett made the pies, not Sweeney!)

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"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

#4

re: The Broadway World Restarant Menu

Posted: 5/26/06 at 10:40pm

Correction made........thanks

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"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.

#5

re: The Broadway World Restarant Menu

Posted: 5/26/06 at 10:41pm

SHE LOVES ME! Ice Cream Sodas: Three scoops of vanilla ice cream mixed with the syrup of your choice and blended with the finest quality Hungarian seltzer. Topped with rich whipped cream and a cherry. Who wouldn't love it?

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"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

#6

re: The Broadway World Restarant Menu

Posted: 5/26/06 at 10:42pm

THE SECRET GARDEN SALAD: Mixed greens with cucumbers, green peppers, tomatoes, onions and carrots lightly sprinkled with a secret sauce.

#7

re: The Broadway World Restarant Menu

Posted: 5/26/06 at 10:43pm

That's great!

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"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

#8

re: The Broadway World Restarant Menu

Posted: 5/26/06 at 10:44pm

The Von Trapp Platter: Weiner Schnitzel mit roht kohl und noodles. Artfully served by annoying singing children clad in outfits made from curtains by a a soon to be ex-nun.

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"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.

#9

re: The Broadway World Restarant Menu

Posted: 5/26/06 at 10:56pm

THE CAROUSEL CASSEROLE: Made from the fixin's for a real-nice clambake and served on New England noodles. Brought to the table with fresh corn-on-the-cob and homemade apple cider.

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"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

#10

re: The Broadway World Restarant Menu

Posted: 5/26/06 at 10:59pm

Moon over Buffalo Wings - a fluffy white rice covering spicy chicken wings.

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If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

#11

re: The Broadway World Restarant Menu

Posted: 5/26/06 at 11:03pm

GYPSY's "Little Lambchops". Choice lambchops grilled with a little fish, a little bear and a whole menagerie of ingredients which will make you wish this meal had been cut out-of-town.

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"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

#12

re: The Broadway World Restarant Menu

Posted: 5/26/06 at 11:06pm

Woman in White - crisp ladyfingers sitting in a velvety vanilla ice cream.

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If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

#13

re: The Broadway World Restarant Menu

Posted: 5/26/06 at 11:08pm

The IN MY LIFE Lemon Compote: Juicy, choice lemons, tiered with orange Slurpies, cannoli cream and cereal, served in a tall vintage glass. One taste of this mishmash and you'll realize that Life Turns on a Dime!

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"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

Updated On: 5/26/06 at 11:08 PM

#14

re: The Broadway World Restarant Menu

Posted: 5/26/06 at 11:09pm

miso soup, seaweed salad, soy burgers, tofu dogs, pasta with meatless balls, fries, wine and beer. make sure the beers are hand crafted.

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#15

re: The Broadway World Restarant Menu

Posted: 5/26/06 at 11:11pm

MAME's Hors D'Oevres: Python, captured at the proper moment and picked in brine and onions, served with honey-coated bees will prove to one and all that "Life's A Banquet"!

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"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

Updated On: 5/26/06 at 11:11 PM

#16

re: The Broadway World Restarant Menu

Posted: 5/26/06 at 11:12pm

Pork Fried Wickedites- Pork that is fried so tender that it melts in your mouth. Served over some famous Menzilitious green rice topped with a savory sauce.

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"How bout a little black dress?"~hannahshule "I have a penis, not a vagina." ~munkustrap178

#17

re: The Broadway World Restarant Menu

Posted: 5/26/06 at 11:13pm

Blood Brothers - two Scottish black puddings

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If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

#18

re: The Broadway World Restarant Menu

Posted: 5/26/06 at 11:16pm

BRIGADOON SHORTBREAD: The finest creamery butter is mixed with pure cane sugar to create a delicacy that literally vanishes from the serving plate. Only made once every 100 years.

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"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

#19

re: The Broadway World Restarant Menu

Posted: 5/26/06 at 11:20pm

NELLIE FORBUSH's "Normal" Blueberry Pie: A delicious blend of exotic blueberries, baked in a buttery crust and served with vanilla icre cream melting atop it.

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"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

Updated On: 5/26/06 at 11:20 PM

#20

re: The Broadway World Restarant Menu

Posted: 5/26/06 at 11:28pm

FLOWER DRUM SONG WON TONS: The finest won tons, sauteed in soy sauce and ginger. Served tableside with sticky rice and bamboo shoots. Guaranteed to help you enjoy being a girl.

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"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

#21

re: The Broadway World Restarant Menu

Posted: 5/26/06 at 11:31pm

Dollypop- you are having way too much fun.

Shouldn't you be grading your students papers?

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"How bout a little black dress?"~hannahshule "I have a penis, not a vagina." ~munkustrap178

#22

re: The Broadway World Restarant Menu

Posted: 5/26/06 at 11:37pm

My students never do homework so I never have papers to grade.

(Yes, I DO assign homework, they just refuse to do it)

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"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

Updated On: 5/26/06 at 11:37 PM

#23

re: The Broadway World Restarant Menu

Posted: 5/26/06 at 11:40pm

Dolly- Do you beat your students if they don't do their work or do you feed them this food you are so wonderfully creating?

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"How bout a little black dress?"~hannahshule "I have a penis, not a vagina." ~munkustrap178

#24

re: The Broadway World Restarant Menu

Posted: 5/26/06 at 11:43pm

I teach in an urban school where the kids BEAT me more than I beat them. It's not a fun place to work and our students haven't got the least bit of itnerest in anything that isn't "gangsta" or pertains to bling.

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"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

#25

re: The Broadway World Restarant Menu

Posted: 5/26/06 at 11:44pm

A play was written about Dollypop: Miss Margarida's Way

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If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.