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#51

re: The Broadway World Restarant Menu

Posted: 5/27/06 at 9:23pm

Sorry, there's no bar in this establishment. Instead, you are welcomed to attend one of my Perils of Alcohol talks, which are given every four hours.

"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

#52

re: The Broadway World Restarant Menu

Posted: 5/27/06 at 9:35pm

I don't necessarily want the alcohol...just the adult only area.

Rest in peace, Iflitifloat.

#53

re: The Broadway World Restarant Menu

Posted: 5/27/06 at 9:44pm

Well, you can always sit with Yenta. She looks a lot older than she really is.

"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

#54

re: The Broadway World Restarant Menu

Posted: 5/27/06 at 10:05pm

How would you know what I look like? You haven't seen me since about 1975. I am still breathtakingly beautiful.

"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.

#55

re: The Broadway World Restarant Menu

Posted: 5/27/06 at 10:08pm

Pacific Overtures Pu-Pu Platter

It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956

#56

re: The Broadway World Restarant Menu

Posted: 5/27/06 at 10:15pm

Yenta, your Aunt Arline keeps me informed.

"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

#57

re: The Broadway World Restarant Menu

Posted: 5/27/06 at 10:30pm

She hasn't seen me since 1987 because she hates me.

"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.

#58

re: The Broadway World Restarant Menu

Posted: 5/27/06 at 10:49pm

RAISIN IN THE SUN RAISIN CAKES. These spicy confections are made of molasses, brown sugar, egg yolks and the choicest raisins available today. They are baked in the sun; using state-of-the-art magnifying glasses. Try them. You'll explode with pleasure!

"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

#59

re: The Broadway World Restarant Menu

Posted: 5/28/06 at 11:15am

FIDDLER IN THE SOUP: A platter-sized bowl of tantalizing chicken soup replete with incredible tasting matzoh balls. Try it. You'll like it!

"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

#60

re: The Broadway World Restarant Menu

Posted: 5/28/06 at 11:34am

Oh Calcutta - A tongue sandwich on rye

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#61

re: The Broadway World Restarant Menu

Posted: 5/28/06 at 1:51pm

THE NAKED BOYS SPECIAL: Thrice beaten meat and the hottest tamales you could eve imagine. It comes in three sizes: large, extra large and jumbo. There is no shrimp involved here.

THE CORNELIUS HACKLE SPECIAL: For the budget-minded, this thrifty entre consists of a sardines, a loaf of yesterday's bread and tutti frutti ice cream. All of this is served on a great grindstone with a can of beer. Holy cabooses, it's great!

THE ALTAR BOYZ DELIGHT. Your waiters, Matthew Mark, Luke and Juan serve rhis specialty at your table. A basket of unleavened bread and five anchovies are miraculously sliced, diced and julienned so that they can feed a party of 20 with plenty of left-overs. For dessert, try our locust and wild honey sundae!

"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

#62

re: The Broadway World Restarant Menu

Posted: 5/28/06 at 3:14pm

The Yam What I Yam Casserole: Fresh picked sweet potatoes baked in a mixture of pineapple, brown sugar, and creamery butter. Served by a cross dressing waiter in very shiny spiked heels, a sequined costume and massive head piece. Fabulous!

"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.

#63

re: The Broadway World Restarant Menu

Posted: 5/28/06 at 3:19pm

See What I Wanna See Platter: Some may call it a feast, others might refer to it as yesterday's left-overs... Try it today!

#64

re: The Broadway World Restarant Menu

Posted: 5/28/06 at 3:52pm

PETER PANcakes: (I actually had these in Belgium a few years ago!)
Rich pancakes, served with your favorite syrup and fresh fruit, then topped with two scoops of your favorite ice cream, along with nuts and cinnemon. You'll fly into fits of ecstacy!

"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

#65

re: The Broadway World Restarant Menu

Posted: 5/28/06 at 3:58pm

THE DROWSEY CASSEROLE: A buttery bed of egg noodles is covered with the freshest peas, pearl onions, broccoli, greenbeans and chicken slices--which are simmered with cream, white wine and a dash of cognac. Certainly this will make you groggy. If not, visit Corine's Corner and listen to her read off the list of her favorite restaurants.

"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

#66

re: The Broadway World Restarant Menu

Posted: 5/28/06 at 4:01pm

Lil Abner Platter: Y'all come back for more with this tasty mix of fried chicken, fried okra, hushpuppies, chittlins, fried green tomatoes, spoonbread and pecan pie. CPR not not included.

"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.

#67

re: The Broadway World Restarant Menu

Posted: 5/28/06 at 4:05pm

The TAKE ME ALONG TAKE-OUT WINDOW:

Don't have time to stay? oOur staff's usual lightning service will be twice as lightning as ever as they prepare your meals for high-speed take-out.

"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

Updated On: 5/28/06 at 04:05 PM

#68

re: The Broadway World Restarant Menu

Posted: 5/28/06 at 4:45pm

The King And I Thai Spring Rolls: These lovely appetizers take on a whole new meaning as they are filled with imported bean sprouts, shredded carrots, Thai Basil, lemon grass, etc, etc, etc.

"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.

Updated On: 5/28/06 at 04:45 PM

#69

re: The Broadway World Restarant Menu

Posted: 5/28/06 at 5:33pm

The LESTAT BLUEPLATE SPECIAL: Order it and you get a turkey.

"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

Updated On: 5/28/06 at 05:33 PM

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