The Broadway World Restaurant Menu- Page 3

[Dollypop]

Posted: 5/27/06 at 9:23pm

Sorry, there's no bar in this establishment. Instead, you are welcomed to attend one of my Perils of Alcohol talks, which are given every four hours.

[etoile]

Posted: 5/27/06 at 9:35pm

I don't necessarily want the alcohol...just the adult only area.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 5/27/06 at 9:44pm

Well, you can always sit with Yenta. She looks a lot older than she really is.

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 5/27/06 at 10:05pm

How would you know what I look like? You haven't seen me since about 1975. I am still breathtakingly beautiful.

[Elphaba]

Posted: 5/27/06 at 10:08pm

Pacific Overtures Pu-Pu Platter

[Dollypop]

Posted: 5/27/06 at 10:15pm

Yenta, your Aunt Arline keeps me informed.

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 5/27/06 at 10:30pm

She hasn't seen me since 1987 because she hates me.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 5/27/06 at 10:49pm

RAISIN IN THE SUN RAISIN CAKES. These spicy confections are made of molasses, brown sugar, egg yolks and the choicest raisins available today. They are baked in the sun; using state-of-the-art magnifying glasses. Try them. You'll explode with pleasure!

[Dollypop]

Posted: 5/28/06 at 11:15am

FIDDLER IN THE SOUP: A platter-sized bowl of tantalizing chicken soup replete with incredible tasting matzoh balls. Try it. You'll like it!

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 5/28/06 at 11:34am

Oh Calcutta - A tongue sandwich on rye

[Dollypop]

Posted: 5/28/06 at 1:51pm

THE NAKED BOYS SPECIAL: Thrice beaten meat and the hottest tamales you could eve imagine. It comes in three sizes: large, extra large and jumbo. There is no shrimp involved here.

THE CORNELIUS HACKLE SPECIAL: For the budget-minded, this thrifty entre consists of a sardines, a loaf of yesterday's bread and tutti frutti ice cream. All of this is served on a great grindstone with a can of beer. Holy cabooses, it's great!

THE ALTAR BOYZ DELIGHT. Your waiters, Matthew Mark, Luke and Juan serve rhis specialty at your table. A basket of unleavened bread and five anchovies are miraculously sliced, diced and julienned so that they can feed a party of 20 with plenty of left-overs. For dessert, try our locust and wild honey sundae!

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 5/28/06 at 3:14pm

The Yam What I Yam Casserole: Fresh picked sweet potatoes baked in a mixture of pineapple, brown sugar, and creamery butter. Served by a cross dressing waiter in very shiny spiked heels, a sequined costume and massive head piece. Fabulous!

[YessicaB]

Posted: 5/28/06 at 3:19pm

See What I Wanna See Platter: Some may call it a feast, others might refer to it as yesterday's left-overs... Try it today!

[Dollypop]

Posted: 5/28/06 at 3:52pm

PETER PANcakes: (I actually had these in Belgium a few years ago!)
Rich pancakes, served with your favorite syrup and fresh fruit, then topped with two scoops of your favorite ice cream, along with nuts and cinnemon. You'll fly into fits of ecstacy!

[Dollypop]

Posted: 5/28/06 at 3:58pm

THE DROWSEY CASSEROLE: A buttery bed of egg noodles is covered with the freshest peas, pearl onions, broccoli, greenbeans and chicken slices--which are simmered with cream, white wine and a dash of cognac. Certainly this will make you groggy. If not, visit Corine's Corner and listen to her read off the list of her favorite restaurants.

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 5/28/06 at 4:01pm

Lil Abner Platter: Y'all come back for more with this tasty mix of fried chicken, fried okra, hushpuppies, chittlins, fried green tomatoes, spoonbread and pecan pie. CPR not not included.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 5/28/06 at 4:05pm

The TAKE ME ALONG TAKE-OUT WINDOW:

Don't have time to stay? oOur staff's usual lightning service will be twice as lightning as ever as they prepare your meals for high-speed take-out.

Updated On: 5/28/06 at 04:05 PM

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 5/28/06 at 4:45pm

The King And I Thai Spring Rolls: These lovely appetizers take on a whole new meaning as they are filled with imported bean sprouts, shredded carrots, Thai Basil, lemon grass, etc, etc, etc.

Updated On: 5/28/06 at 04:45 PM

[Dollypop]

Posted: 5/28/06 at 5:33pm

The LESTAT BLUEPLATE SPECIAL: Order it and you get a turkey.

Updated On: 5/28/06 at 05:33 PM