The Broadway World Restaurant Menu — Page 2

#26

re: The Broadway World Restarant Menu

Posted: 5/27/06 at 12:09am

THE WILD PATTY- Grilled chicken patty served with extra hot jalepenos and our smokin' Black Sauce. A meal guranteed to be the life of the party!

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#27

re: The Broadway World Restarant Menu

Posted: 5/27/06 at 8:42am

THE MOST HAPPY FELLA'S MEATBALLS. Not just ordinary meatballs, but the the best meatballs found in "the whole Nappa Valley"! Filled with juicy raisins and chopped pignoli nuts, these delicacies are served with choice chianti and provolone. Mangia!

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#28

re: The Broadway World Restarant Menu

Posted: 5/27/06 at 12:18pm

THE PHANTOM OF THE ESCARGOT: Rare, imported escargot is sauteed in garlic, herbs and "du vin blanc". Served in their original shells and personally brought to the table by masked waiters. C'est magnifique!

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Updated On: 5/27/06 at 12:18 PM

#29

re: The Broadway World Restarant Menu

Posted: 5/27/06 at 12:25pm

Salad in the Woods:
Greens, greens, and nothing but greens:
Parsley, peppers, cabbages and celery,
Asparagus and watercress and
Fiddleferns and lettuce--! And of course:The SPECIAL beans!

#30

re: The Broadway World Restarant Menu

Posted: 5/27/06 at 5:17pm

HOUSE OF FLOURS: A flatbread composed of whole wheat, oatmeal and semolina flours, bathed in imported olive oil and seasoned with fresh rosemary. Each serving is garnished with edible flowers. An exotic delight!

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Updated On: 5/27/06 at 05:17 PM

#31

re: The Broadway World Restarant Menu

Posted: 5/27/06 at 5:25pm

FUNNY GRILLE: A kosher assortment of chops and sausages, each grilled to perfection tableside by our wise-cracking chef. Accompanied by an extraordinary pate and grilled vegetables, the meal is a favorite of pregnant brides of all ages!

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#32

re: The Broadway World Restarant Menu

Posted: 5/27/06 at 5:39pm

Ya know, Dollypop- if you don't like you current teaching job, I think this should be your new career.

You are very imaginative and the dishes sound quite delightful!

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#33

re: The Broadway World Restarant Menu

Posted: 5/27/06 at 6:07pm

When I retire from teaching I plan on becoming a male stripper at Runway 69 near kennedy Airport.

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#34

re: The Broadway World Restarant Menu

Posted: 5/27/06 at 6:13pm

LAST OF THE RED HOT LIVERS: Sauteed calf's liver smothered in mushrooms and onions. Seasoned with anchovies and special spices, this delicacy is served on a bed of mashed potatoes. This is customarily enjoyed with a scalding hot cup of James' Coco.

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Updated On: 5/27/06 at 06:13 PM

#35

re: The Broadway World Restarant Menu

Posted: 5/27/06 at 7:23pm

Merrilly We Rolls Along

Fresh baked rolls, served with fresh butter. When you're done you'll wish you could go back in time so you could eat them all over again!

Sunday in the Park With Georgia Peach Cobbler

sprinkled with spots of delicious topping. You may become so enraptured in the flavor that you forget your family's even at the table.

Annie Get Your Gespacho...yeah I can't spell, and neither could she. Eat it anyway!

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#36

re: The Broadway World Restarant Menu

Posted: 5/27/06 at 7:24pm

LET 'EM EAT STEAK! A half pound of top sirloin, marinated in garlic, onions and soy sauce and broiled to perfection. Served with sauteed mushrooms and lots and lots of corn. For dessert, perhaps wintergreen a la mode?

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Updated On: 5/27/06 at 07:24 PM

#37

re: The Broadway World Restarant Menu

Posted: 5/27/06 at 7:27pm

"FUNNY GRILLE: A kosher assortment of chops and sausages, each grilled to perfection tableside by our wise-cracking chef. Accompanied by an extraordinary pate and grilled vegetables, the meal is a favorite of pregnant brides of all ages!"


Ah DP, I was about to do Funny Grille earlier, but I couldn't come up with a witty enough description.

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#38

re: The Broadway World Restarant Menu

Posted: 5/27/06 at 7:30pm

(On those rare occasions when I DO get work from my students, they frequently spell the word "girl" as "gril", so FUNNY GRILLE was natural for me!)

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#39

re: The Broadway World Restarant Menu

Posted: 5/27/06 at 7:33pm

MY FAIR LADY FINGERS: Freshly baked lady fingers are soaked in port and served with fresh fruit and whipped cream in a basket-shaped serving dish. Absolutely loverly!

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Updated On: 5/27/06 at 07:33 PM

#40

re: The Broadway World Restarant Menu

Posted: 5/27/06 at 7:36pm

Dolly.. I am shocked

How could you miss

The Harmonia Gardens Salad which will keep you coming back again and again - right where you belong!

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"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men" - Willy Wonka

#41

re: The Broadway World Restarant Menu

Posted: 5/27/06 at 7:39pm

THE PRODUCERS PRODUCE PLATTER: For those who "eat healthy" we have a fresh and crispy treat! The freshest broccoli, carrots, endives, parsip and radishes surround our famed dips that are named for Bialystock, Bloom and Mel Brooks. This dish alone has won more awards athan any other meal on our menu!

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#42

re: The Broadway World Restarant Menu

Posted: 5/27/06 at 7:41pm

Craig, I'm working on a HELLO, DOLLY! themed meal. Give me a bit more time.

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#43

re: The Broadway World Restarant Menu

Posted: 5/27/06 at 7:42pm

Don't forget to name specialty drinks like the Bali Hai Mai Tai and the Rue Plumet Flambe - make sure you wait until the flame goes out before drinking on that last one!

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"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men" - Willy Wonka

#44

re: The Broadway World Restarant Menu

Posted: 5/27/06 at 7:42pm

Dolly? more time? I thought it would only take a MOMENT!

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"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men" - Willy Wonka

#45

re: The Broadway World Restarant Menu

Posted: 5/27/06 at 7:43pm

What? No Bloody Mary's?

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#46

re: The Broadway World Restarant Menu

Posted: 5/27/06 at 7:47pm

Good Morning Baltimore Crab Cakes

Barnum's Black and White cookies

And the piece-d'resistance - our velvety chocolate cake layered with chocolate buttercream icing and gold flakes. Naturally we call it our "ONE SINGULAR SENSATION CAKE"

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"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men" - Willy Wonka

#47

re: The Broadway World Restarant Menu

Posted: 5/27/06 at 7:48pm

ERNESTINA MONEY'S FESTIVE PLATTER: This is a meal for those with hearty appetites (like Craig). Roast suckling pig prepared in our elegant kitchen. It comes to you with pommes souffle, haricourts du jour, lady fingers and a bottle of vintage champagne. As you dine on this magnificent meal, an artistic lady will dance the Hootchy Kootch for you, while the band plays the Washington Post March. You'll return again and again!

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Updated On: 5/28/06 at 07:48 PM

#48

re: The Broadway World Restarant Menu

Posted: 5/27/06 at 7:55pm

NIGHT OF THE GRILLED IGUANA: For the more adventurous diners, this perfectly grilled igiana is a rare treat! The iguana meat is delicately seasoned with citrus and sage--making it smell like a Yankee Candle. It is served on paper plates and consumed with Diet Coke With Lime (which is Divine!)

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Updated On: 5/27/06 at 07:55 PM

#49

re: The Broadway World Restarant Menu

Posted: 5/27/06 at 8:09pm

The Naked Boys Sing Singing: All you can eat! Sizzingling platters of thick, juicy.................steamy extra think keilbasa. On my, is it getting hot in here? Artfully presented at your tables by naked waiters of epic proportions. Skinned kielbasa available for Jewish patrons.

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#50

re: The Broadway World Restarant Menu

Posted: 5/27/06 at 9:13pm

I don't care what's on the menu as long there's the santuary of the bar area for adults only.

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