I should think that when someone undesirable attempts to gain entrance to the house, the drill is the following:
Ree plunges herself into the sink, and styles her hair in that psycho cat from hell-chic... Then she answers the door with eyes glowing and teeth bared.
Just in the moment that the shock hits its full effect, Woo swings in from behind on a vine suspended from the roof. She drops to the ground and takes a chomp of thigh as Ree flies through the air, Matrix-style for the intruder's face.
All of this is set to the original "Indiana Jones" theme which is piped through hidden speakers in the landscaping.
Hamlet's father.