The COOTTs (Getcher booty in hur!) — Page 3

#51

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/7/06 at 1:36pm

The boots are off, babe.

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#52

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/7/06 at 1:38pm

Certainly, Tiff. I've got quite a variety and I only need about three or four for myself.

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#53

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/7/06 at 1:41pm

Let me just clear some room in here...

Clam dig, anyone?

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Updated On: 1/7/06 at 01:41 PM

#54

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/7/06 at 1:45pm

*sings*

This was a real nice clambake,
She's awfully glad she *came*...

#55

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/7/06 at 1:46pm

Now, THAT'S trash!

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"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#56

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/7/06 at 1:48pm

I don't even have a vagina and mine hurts just looking at that.

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#57

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/7/06 at 2:03pm

Oh dear that was a bit...ummmm.... much. What a nice girl. Her mamma must be so proud!

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Updated On: 1/7/06 at 02:03 PM

#58

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/7/06 at 2:04pm

Look at the long, sharp nail. That's all I'm sayin'.

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"How do you like THAT 'misanthropic panache,' Mr. Goldstone?" - PalJoey

#59

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/7/06 at 2:24pm

I want to set up an an exclusion clause for the all-inclusive organization of COOTTS that will allow us to not embrace P. Hilton as one of us. SHE would bring us down to a trashier level than that to which I am prepared to sink.

There is nothing about that girl that doesn't offend me. Nothing.

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#60

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/7/06 at 2:25pm

I second that motion!

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#61

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/7/06 at 2:31pm

May I join???

That Paris pic is priceless.

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#62

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/7/06 at 2:32pm

How about Whitney? Is she one of us?

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"How do you like THAT 'misanthropic panache,' Mr. Goldstone?" - PalJoey

#63

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/7/06 at 2:35pm

Every one may join. Except Paris. I'd say Britney and Whitney can both join in. Just not Paris. Even trash has to have *some* standard of acceptability.

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#64

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/7/06 at 2:38pm

Didn't Whitney start this club?

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Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#65

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/7/06 at 2:39pm

Let's keep Paris out, but steal her phrase.

Because, sometimes, it IS hot!

#66

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/7/06 at 2:39pm

Hmmmm. Maybe. But we're all equal here.

Except Paris.

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#67

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/7/06 at 2:46pm

According to that pic, Paris thought it was the COOTTER club.

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Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#68

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/7/06 at 2:46pm

My land!

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"How do you like THAT 'misanthropic panache,' Mr. Goldstone?" - PalJoey

#69

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/7/06 at 2:47pm

My eyes!

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#70

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/7/06 at 6:17pm

the pain... the pain.

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#71

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/7/06 at 7:47pm

*covers her eyes*

Is Britney the Queen of this thread?

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#72

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/7/06 at 7:48pm

I have a crown. Maybe I'm the queen.

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"How do you like THAT 'misanthropic panache,' Mr. Goldstone?" - PalJoey

#73

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/7/06 at 7:52pm

Were you not holding your scepter in a recent avatar?

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#74

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/7/06 at 8:20pm

I've never had a scepter, no. Crown, sash, make-shift pink shawl thing, total Elphaba garb, yes. Scepter, no.

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"How do you like THAT 'misanthropic panache,' Mr. Goldstone?" - PalJoey

#75

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/7/06 at 8:46pm

Aaaaak! This thread GREWWWWWW!!! Do I have to go back and read it all?

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