Just the middle of page 3. We've become a bit more exclusive.
uh oh...
*runs to make sure she's still a member*
*reads page 3, checks the mirror*
Okay, I'm not Paris, so I'm still in.
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
God DAMN why do those stupid action phrases inside a pair of asterisks just make me want to punch somebody in the face?
Because you have an overreaction problem?
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
That could very well be.
Well, here's one of the older COOTTS back from a long day of work. Glad to see the level of trash is still high here.
Oh man. I wish I had a picture of my childhood home (where I lived until i was 4). you would all be bowing down to Bwaysinger as King of the COOTTS.
Is it something out of The Mullets??
We'll settle for a description...
bwaysinger's the king of the cooters and Rath's thighs have seen a thousand men? (Thank you, DayDreamer!)
What freakin' parallel universe have I fallen into???
Does it count that my sister lives in a trailer?
Jane, my first home was a trailer.
A used one.
In a park.
...seriously? These sorts of places really exist? You kookie Yanks. I thought those were just reserved for guests of the Jerry Springer Show and that movie 'Ringmaster' (coincidentally starring my avatar).
oops, sorry.
Oh, Tiff, they do indeed exist. And I lived in one.
And Jane, I prefer Ding Dongs to Twinkies. Get your mind out of the gutter, they're sort of like Hostess Cupcakes.
I gots a DingDong for ya, bway...
Now who has cooties again?
You can't have a dingdong AND a cooter, silly!
COOTTs don't have bedtimes, just curfews that are outlined in their probation for public intoxication!
Und I know nuffin' 'bout no public snoxicashin, y'hear?
Good morning COOTTS! Better go shovel out the pick up!
Does this belong to somebody here?
and it's pink!
And WHY did I think of you when I saw it?
G'morning Addy!
Good morning, Mamie!
I guess all the fun and games of yesterday wore everyone out... quiet around these parts today!
So are Cookie and I the Ding-Dong Daddies of the COOTS?
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And then those ding-dong daddies started to roar
Whistled, stomped and stamped on the floor
Yelling, screaming, begging for more.
Thanks Undi. Good morning to you and PJ too.
Things might pick up later Addy. I have to get off here and get this week's soup on. (That's what I do during the winter - just make huge pots of soup and bake bread.) It makes me feel domestic....and that DOESN'T belong on this thread!
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