The COOTTs (Getcher booty in hur!) — Page 4

#76

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/7/06 at 8:54pm

Just the middle of page 3. We've become a bit more exclusive.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#77

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/7/06 at 9:00pm

uh oh...

*runs to make sure she's still a member*

*reads page 3, checks the mirror*

Okay, I'm not Paris, so I'm still in.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

Updated On: 1/7/06 at 09:00 PM

#78

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/7/06 at 9:05pm

God DAMN why do those stupid action phrases inside a pair of asterisks just make me want to punch somebody in the face?

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#79

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/7/06 at 9:10pm

Because you have an overreaction problem?

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#80

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/7/06 at 9:11pm

That could very well be.

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#81

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/7/06 at 9:36pm

Well, here's one of the older COOTTS back from a long day of work. Glad to see the level of trash is still high here.

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<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

#82

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/7/06 at 9:43pm

Oh man. I wish I had a picture of my childhood home (where I lived until i was 4). you would all be bowing down to Bwaysinger as King of the COOTTS.

#83

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/7/06 at 9:45pm

Is it something out of The Mullets??

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#84

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/7/06 at 9:46pm

We'll settle for a description...

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#85

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/7/06 at 9:48pm

bwaysinger's the king of the cooters and Rath's thighs have seen a thousand men? (Thank you, DayDreamer!)

What freakin' parallel universe have I fallen into???

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#86

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/7/06 at 9:49pm

Does it count that my sister lives in a trailer?

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#87

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/7/06 at 9:52pm

Jane, my first home was a trailer.
A used one.
In a park.

#88

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/7/06 at 9:56pm

...seriously? These sorts of places really exist? You kookie Yanks. I thought those were just reserved for guests of the Jerry Springer Show and that movie 'Ringmaster' (coincidentally starring my avatar).

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#89

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/7/06 at 9:59pm

oops, sorry.

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<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

Updated On: 1/7/06 at 09:59 PM

#90

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/7/06 at 10:16pm

Oh, Tiff, they do indeed exist. And I lived in one.

And Jane, I prefer Ding Dongs to Twinkies. Get your mind out of the gutter, they're sort of like Hostess Cupcakes.

#91

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/7/06 at 11:53pm

I gots a DingDong for ya, bway...

Now who has cooties again?

#92

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/7/06 at 11:56pm

You can't have a dingdong AND a cooter, silly!

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#93

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/8/06 at 3:05am

COOTTs don't have bedtimes, just curfews that are outlined in their probation for public intoxication!

Und I know nuffin' 'bout no public snoxicashin, y'hear?

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#94

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/8/06 at 8:27am

Good morning COOTTS! Better go shovel out the pick up!

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"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien

#95

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/8/06 at 9:13am

Does this belong to somebody here?


I found it out behind the steel sheds at the Home Depot.

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#96

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/8/06 at 9:14am

and it's pink!

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"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#97

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/8/06 at 9:17am

And WHY did I think of you when I saw it?

G'morning Addy!

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mamie4 5/14/03

#98

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/8/06 at 9:20am

Good morning, Mamie!

I guess all the fun and games of yesterday wore everyone out... quiet around these parts today!

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"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#99

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/8/06 at 9:26am

So are Cookie and I the Ding-Dong Daddies of the COOTS?

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And then those ding-dong daddies started to roar
Whistled, stomped and stamped on the floor
Yelling, screaming, begging for more.

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#100

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/8/06 at 9:27am

Thanks Undi. Good morning to you and PJ too.


Things might pick up later Addy. I have to get off here and get this week's soup on. (That's what I do during the winter - just make huge pots of soup and bake bread.) It makes me feel domestic....and that DOESN'T belong on this thread!

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A click for life.
mamie4 5/14/03

Updated On: 1/8/06 at 09:27 AM