The COOTTs (Getcher booty in hur!)
#75re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread
Posted: 1/7/06 at 8:54pmJust the middle of page 3. We've become a bit more exclusive.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#76re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread
Posted: 1/7/06 at 9:00pm
uh oh...
*runs to make sure she's still a member*
*reads page 3, checks the mirror*
Okay, I'm not Paris, so I'm still in.
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#77re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread
Posted: 1/7/06 at 9:05pmGod DAMN why do those stupid action phrases inside a pair of asterisks just make me want to punch somebody in the face?
#78re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread
Posted: 1/7/06 at 9:10pmBecause you have an overreaction problem?
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#79re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread
Posted: 1/7/06 at 9:11pmThat could very well be.
#80re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread
Posted: 1/7/06 at 9:36pmWell, here's one of the older COOTTS back from a long day of work. Glad to see the level of trash is still high here.
#81re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread
Posted: 1/7/06 at 9:43pm
Oh man. I wish I had a picture of my childhood home (where I lived until i was 4). you would all be bowing down to Bwaysinger as King of the COOTTS.
#82re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread
Posted: 1/7/06 at 9:45pmIs it something out of The Mullets??
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#83re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread
Posted: 1/7/06 at 9:46pmWe'll settle for a description...
#84re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread
Posted: 1/7/06 at 9:48pm
bwaysinger's the king of the cooters and Rath's thighs have seen a thousand men? (Thank you, DayDreamer!)
What freakin' parallel universe have I fallen into???
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#85re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread
Posted: 1/7/06 at 9:49pmDoes it count that my sister lives in a trailer?
#86re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread
Posted: 1/7/06 at 9:52pm
Jane, my first home was a trailer.
A used one.
In a park.
#87re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread
Posted: 1/7/06 at 9:56pm...seriously? These sorts of places really exist? You kookie Yanks. I thought those were just reserved for guests of the Jerry Springer Show and that movie 'Ringmaster' (coincidentally starring my avatar).
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#88re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread
Posted: 1/7/06 at 9:59pmoops, sorry.
#89re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread
Posted: 1/7/06 at 10:16pm
Oh, Tiff, they do indeed exist. And I lived in one.
And Jane, I prefer Ding Dongs to Twinkies. Get your mind out of the gutter, they're sort of like Hostess Cupcakes.
#90re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread
Posted: 1/7/06 at 11:53pm
I gots a DingDong for ya, bway...
Now who has cooties again?
#91re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread
Posted: 1/7/06 at 11:56pmYou can't have a dingdong AND a cooter, silly!
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#92re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread
Posted: 1/8/06 at 3:05am
COOTTs don't have bedtimes, just curfews that are outlined in their probation for public intoxication!
Und I know nuffin' 'bout no public snoxicashin, y'hear?
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#93re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread
Posted: 1/8/06 at 8:27amGood morning COOTTS! Better go shovel out the pick up!
#94re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread
Posted: 1/8/06 at 9:13am
Does this belong to somebody here?
I found it out behind the steel sheds at the Home Depot.
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mamie4 5/14/03
#95re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread
Posted: 1/8/06 at 9:14am
and it's pink!
#96re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread
Posted: 1/8/06 at 9:17am
And WHY did I think of you when I saw it?
G'morning Addy!
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mamie4 5/14/03
#97re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread
Posted: 1/8/06 at 9:20am
Good morning, Mamie!
I guess all the fun and games of yesterday wore everyone out... quiet around these parts today!
#98re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread
Posted: 1/8/06 at 9:26am
So are Cookie and I the Ding-Dong Daddies of the COOTS?
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And then those ding-dong daddies started to roar
Whistled, stomped and stamped on the floor
Yelling, screaming, begging for more.
#99re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread
Posted: 1/8/06 at 9:27am
Thanks Undi. Good morning to you and PJ too.
Things might pick up later Addy. I have to get off here and get this week's soup on. (That's what I do during the winter - just make huge pots of soup and bake bread.) It makes me feel domestic....and that DOESN'T belong on this thread!
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mamie4 5/14/03
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