The COOTTs (Getcher booty in hur!)- Page 2

[iflitifloat]

Posted: 1/7/06 at 11:17am

What's that, Undi? A COOTT's family reunion?

[NYadgal]

Posted: 1/7/06 at 11:20am

Awww.... there are COOTTs of all ages.

[paradox_error]

Posted: 1/7/06 at 11:21am

Iflit, that will do.

Can't we go as twins?

*flicks hair*

[iflitifloat]

Posted: 1/7/06 at 11:22am

Absolutely, Doxy.

[Broadway_Baby]

Posted: 1/7/06 at 11:23am

Gosh dangit, who in this here board wants to be my date?

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 1/7/06 at 11:26am

I do?

[NYadgal]

Posted: 1/7/06 at 11:28am

well, I'm late for lunch... gotta get those 17 mouths fed!

You ol' COOTTs have a ball today!

I'll be back later with the pork rinds and porn.

[Broadway_Baby]

Posted: 1/7/06 at 11:29am

Great.

*smiles a buck-toothed smile*

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 1/7/06 at 11:30am

I think dating your aunt is appropriate, Baby.

[Broadway_Baby]

Posted: 1/7/06 at 11:33am

Clearly.

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 1/7/06 at 11:38am

Can I come? I swear, I will hide my liquor in some cheap fake binoculars that we use to sneak it into football games. They are big binoculars, plenty to share.

. . . Hates milk unless it has Kahluah and some Vodka in it . . .
Updated On: 1/7/06 at 11:38 AM

[iflitifloat]

Posted: 1/7/06 at 12:47pm

Leave your fabulous outdoor Christmas lights up all year long and light them up when other COOTTs come over to visit?

[Kringas]

Posted: 1/7/06 at 12:53pm

You're in your thirties and decide to throw a party, but tell your guests that apart from the half a bottle of vodka and old container of mixed nuts you have lying around, they're pretty much on their own in the food and drink department?

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 1/7/06 at 12:58pm

Krigas, this is the porn thread. When you're offered a selection of mixed nuts, that's not a problem. That's a promise!

Updated On: 1/7/06 at 12:58 PM

[cheezedoodle]

Posted: 1/7/06 at 1:02pm

At my time of life I feel better about being a coott as opposed to a hussy.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 1/7/06 at 1:09pm

I'll take any moniker that implies I'm getting some tail.

But that's justs the soft corn trashy Bitch in me. (Changed the avatar in honour of the occasion.)

Sometimes I miss broadway_star_tomorrow and camerangel.

[paradox_error]

Posted: 1/7/06 at 1:13pm

Tiff, Cammie just made an appearance in the Doxy Cuddle Orgy thread...

You can always find her there...

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 1/7/06 at 1:18pm

Yeah, she was on the Mojito thread yesterday too. I just mean I miss things how it was. The ATC thread was from yesterday, but the Bitches thread died long ago. I'm somewhat pleased to know our thread was one of the deciding factors! (And look at the company I'm in!)

[paradox_error]

Posted: 1/7/06 at 1:21pm

I never even read that thread past the first page (which I believe I posted on).

Am I going to hell for that?

[Kringas]

Posted: 1/7/06 at 1:23pm

Tiff, honey, I've seen more nuts that I know what to do with.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 1/7/06 at 1:26pm

Doxy, you missed some salacious soft-core porn! (Evidently, so did I.) What do you think??

Kringas, oh don't you tease. Care to share?

[NYadgal]

Posted: 1/7/06 at 1:33pm

As promised, I'm back with the pork rinds and the porn. SOFT porn, of course. After all, I do have my standards...

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 1/7/06 at 1:34pm

If you didn't bring the kegger, I'm not playing.

[NYadgal]

Posted: 1/7/06 at 1:34pm

I tapped a keg about a page ago... do we need another?

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 1/7/06 at 1:36pm

We're running out of room. Put it next to the bacon grease and mud wrestling ring. And git undressed, woman.