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#26

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/7/06 at 11:17am

What's that, Undi? A COOTT's family reunion?

Sueleen Gay: "Here you go, Bitch, now go make some fukcing lemonade." 10/28/10

#27

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/7/06 at 11:20am

Awww.... there are COOTTs of all ages.

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#28

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/7/06 at 11:21am

Iflit, that will do.

Can't we go as twins?

*flicks hair*

#29

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/7/06 at 11:22am

Absolutely, Doxy.

Sueleen Gay: "Here you go, Bitch, now go make some fukcing lemonade." 10/28/10

#30

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/7/06 at 11:23am

Gosh dangit, who in this here board wants to be my date?

Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

#31

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/7/06 at 11:26am

I do?

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#32

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/7/06 at 11:28am

well, I'm late for lunch... gotta get those 17 mouths fed!

You ol' COOTTs have a ball today!

I'll be back later with the pork rinds and porn.

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#33

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/7/06 at 11:29am

Great.

*smiles a buck-toothed smile*

Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

#34

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/7/06 at 11:30am

I think dating your aunt is appropriate, Baby.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#35

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/7/06 at 11:33am

Clearly.

Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

#36

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/7/06 at 11:38am

Can I come? I swear, I will hide my liquor in some cheap fake binoculars that we use to sneak it into football games. They are big binoculars, plenty to share.

. . . Hates milk unless it has Kahluah and some Vodka in it . . .

Updated On: 1/7/06 at 11:38 AM

#37

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/7/06 at 12:47pm

Leave your fabulous outdoor Christmas lights up all year long and light them up when other COOTTs come over to visit?

Sueleen Gay: "Here you go, Bitch, now go make some fukcing lemonade." 10/28/10

#38

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/7/06 at 12:53pm

You're in your thirties and decide to throw a party, but tell your guests that apart from the half a bottle of vodka and old container of mixed nuts you have lying around, they're pretty much on their own in the food and drink department?

"How do you like THAT 'misanthropic panache,' Mr. Goldstone?" - PalJoey

#39

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/7/06 at 12:58pm

Krigas, this is the porn thread. When you're offered a selection of mixed nuts, that's not a problem. That's a promise!

"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

Updated On: 1/7/06 at 12:58 PM

#40

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/7/06 at 1:02pm

At my time of life I feel better about being a coott as opposed to a hussy.

"Oh Link...your pork is ready..." - Edna Turnblad

#41

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/7/06 at 1:09pm

I'll take any moniker that implies I'm getting some tail.

But that's justs the soft corn trashy Bitch in me. (Changed the avatar in honour of the occasion.)

Sometimes I miss broadway_star_tomorrow and camerangel.

#42

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/7/06 at 1:13pm

Tiff, Cammie just made an appearance in the Doxy Cuddle Orgy thread...

You can always find her there...

#43

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/7/06 at 1:18pm

Yeah, she was on the Mojito thread yesterday too. I just mean I miss things how it was. The ATC thread was from yesterday, but the Bitches thread died long ago. I'm somewhat pleased to know our thread was one of the deciding factors! (And look at the company I'm in!)

#44

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/7/06 at 1:21pm

I never even read that thread past the first page (which I believe I posted on).

Am I going to hell for that?

#45

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/7/06 at 1:23pm

Tiff, honey, I've seen more nuts that I know what to do with.

"How do you like THAT 'misanthropic panache,' Mr. Goldstone?" - PalJoey

#46

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/7/06 at 1:26pm

Doxy, you missed some salacious soft-core porn! (Evidently, so did I.) What do you think??

Kringas, oh don't you tease. Care to share?

#47

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/7/06 at 1:33pm

As promised, I'm back with the pork rinds and the porn. SOFT porn, of course. After all, I do have my standards...

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#48

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/7/06 at 1:34pm

If you didn't bring the kegger, I'm not playing.

#49

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/7/06 at 1:34pm

I tapped a keg about a page ago... do we need another?

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#50

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/7/06 at 1:36pm

We're running out of room. Put it next to the bacon grease and mud wrestling ring. And git undressed, woman.

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