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The Cheesy Pick Up Lines Thread

The Cheesy Pick Up Lines Thread

AndAllThatJazz22
#1The Cheesy Pick Up Lines Thread
Posted: 7/19/09 at 12:37pm

Sorry...I just HAD to start a thread on pick up lines. Let me begin:

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!

I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?



Your turn!!




"There's nothing good on. The media hates Christmas. The media loves vampires, though. Maybe they will show a Twilight Christmas."
-Danmeg's 10 year old son.

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StockardFan
#2re: The Cheesy Pick Up Lines Thread
Posted: 7/19/09 at 1:07pm

When my friend Denise got married, we collected a bunch of cheesy pick up lines from guys over the few weeks before her bachelorette party, and wrote them on little slips of paper. When we were at the party, every so often we would have her draw one out and make her go say it to someone.

My favorite was:

Are those space pants you're wearing? Because your a$$ is outta this world!


KFTC!!!!!

Jon
#2re: The Cheesy Pick Up Lines Thread
Posted: 7/19/09 at 2:15pm

That dress looks good on you. It would look better on the floor in my bedroom.

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kylejerel17
#3re: The Cheesy Pick Up Lines Thread
Posted: 7/19/09 at 2:18pm

That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

Gothampc
#4re: The Cheesy Pick Up Lines Thread
Posted: 7/19/09 at 2:24pm

Heaven must be missing an angel. (So cheesy that they made a song out of it).


If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

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kylejerel17
#5re: The Cheesy Pick Up Lines Thread
Posted: 7/19/09 at 2:26pm

Ooo I like this thread. Here is some more.

I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.

I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!

AndAllThatJazz22
#6re: The Cheesy Pick Up Lines Thread
Posted: 7/19/09 at 2:29pm

Is there a mirror on your pants, because I can see myself in them.


"There's nothing good on. The media hates Christmas. The media loves vampires, though. Maybe they will show a Twilight Christmas."
-Danmeg's 10 year old son.

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shh282
#7re: The Cheesy Pick Up Lines Thread
Posted: 7/19/09 at 2:30pm

I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

I'm sorry, were you talking to me? (No.) Well then, please start.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.


the chees-tastic-ness never ends!

AndAllThatJazz22
#8re: The Cheesy Pick Up Lines Thread
Posted: 7/19/09 at 2:31pm

I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.


"There's nothing good on. The media hates Christmas. The media loves vampires, though. Maybe they will show a Twilight Christmas."
-Danmeg's 10 year old son.

Byron Abens
#9re: The Cheesy Pick Up Lines Thread
Posted: 7/19/09 at 2:35pm

With a barely wet finger (like say using the condensation from your glass) wipe it on their sleeve following with

"We'd better take you home and get you out of those wet clothes"

AndAllThatJazz22
#10re: The Cheesy Pick Up Lines Thread
Posted: 7/19/09 at 2:37pm

Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.

[Grab the ass] Pardon me, is this seat taken?


"There's nothing good on. The media hates Christmas. The media loves vampires, though. Maybe they will show a Twilight Christmas."
-Danmeg's 10 year old son.

wizard2joe
#11re: The Cheesy Pick Up Lines Thread
Posted: 7/19/09 at 2:58pm

I think it goes something like this?

If I was a caveman, I will make your bed-rock.

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StockardFan
#12re: The Cheesy Pick Up Lines Thread
Posted: 7/19/09 at 3:03pm

This thread is hilarious!


KFTC!!!!!

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danmag
#13re: The Cheesy Pick Up Lines Thread
Posted: 7/19/09 at 3:07pm

I just hope none of you are actually USING these pick up lines....


"This show had the WORST magnets on Broadway!"

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TheatreDiva90016
#14re: The Cheesy Pick Up Lines Thread
Posted: 7/19/09 at 3:11pm

Get in my cab, now.



It's always worked for me.


"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2

AndAllThatJazz22
#15re: The Cheesy Pick Up Lines Thread
Posted: 7/19/09 at 3:22pm

wizard2joe, I believe it is "I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I can still make your bed-brock"

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper

If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong!

Do you sleep on your belly at night? If no, can I?

If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?

I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

I may not be DQ, but I could treat you right.


"There's nothing good on. The media hates Christmas. The media loves vampires, though. Maybe they will show a Twilight Christmas."
-Danmeg's 10 year old son.
Updated On: 7/19/09 at 03:22 PM

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winston89
#16re: The Cheesy Pick Up Lines Thread
Posted: 7/19/09 at 3:29pm

My friend supposably used this on a girl who he knew was a virgin.

I say supposably because I wasn't there when he said he used it and doubtful as to if he did.

Hey baby I'm a magician I can make your virginity disappear.


"If you try to shag my husband while I am still alive, I will shove the art of motorcycle maintenance up your rancid little Cu**. That's a good dear" Tom Stoppard's Rock N Roll

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Weez
#17re: The Cheesy Pick Up Lines Thread
Posted: 7/19/09 at 3:46pm

I say supposably because I wasn't there when he said he used it and doubtful as to if he did have little-to-no grasp on the English language and like to use words that aren't really words.

Fixed! ^_^


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TheatreDiva90016
#18re: The Cheesy Pick Up Lines Thread
Posted: 7/19/09 at 4:08pm

No not all the way

The proper spelling is 'supposedly'.


There is no such word as 'supposably'...


"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2

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SNAFU
#19re: The Cheesy Pick Up Lines Thread
Posted: 7/19/09 at 4:19pm

"Feel the effects of the roofie yet?"


Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!

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TheatreDiva90016
#20re: The Cheesy Pick Up Lines Thread
Posted: 7/19/09 at 4:22pm

I want you inside me.

Now.


"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2

AndAllThatJazz22
#21re: The Cheesy Pick Up Lines Thread
Posted: 7/19/09 at 4:29pm

Did it hurt, when you fell from heaven?


"There's nothing good on. The media hates Christmas. The media loves vampires, though. Maybe they will show a Twilight Christmas."
-Danmeg's 10 year old son.

degrassifan
#22re: The Cheesy Pick Up Lines Thread
Posted: 7/19/09 at 4:36pm

"Click your heels three times Dororthy and end up in my bed."

Do people actually say these things? Kind of ridiculous.



AndAllThatJazz22
#23re: The Cheesy Pick Up Lines Thread
Posted: 7/19/09 at 4:42pm

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.


"There's nothing good on. The media hates Christmas. The media loves vampires, though. Maybe they will show a Twilight Christmas."
-Danmeg's 10 year old son.

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TheatreDiva90016
#24re: The Cheesy Pick Up Lines Thread
Posted: 7/19/09 at 4:43pm

I believe that you must have dropped this.

(Then hand them your telephone number)


"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2
Updated On: 7/19/09 at 04:43 PM


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