The Cheesy Pick Up Lines Thread- Page 3

[Marianne2]

Posted: 7/20/09 at 8:50pm

They're dumb, but funny. I had some guy ruin a good moment once by telling me what he thought I was going to do. Uh, no. I couldn't look at him the same way after that, and even more so when I found out he was using me.

[DRSisLove]

Posted: 7/20/09 at 11:06pm

This is the dirtiest one I have EVER heard. My manager told me this yesterday...
"Hey babe, let's go home and reenact Pearl Harbor. I'll lay there, and you can blow the f*ck out of me."

[CATSNYrevival]

Posted: 7/21/09 at 12:37am

Dirty and in poor taste.

[MTVMANN]

Posted: 7/22/09 at 10:48am

Isn't it sad that no one has ever said these to me! The only line I ever got was a time I was a theatre usher and a guy came up to me with his program and said:
"Instead of reserving the right to ask someone to leave the theatre...I think you should reserve the right to put them to death."
I guess it was kinda hot.

Anyways here are my real contributions:

This one works if you have a claim to an ethnic group...like Italian.

"Do you have any Italian in you? Do you want some?"

[Perfectly Marvelous]

Posted: 7/22/09 at 1:55pm

That reminds me of when I worked on Cabaret and the guy playing the Emcee would choose people to dance with during the Entre Act. Usually when he danced with another guy, he'd say "Are you German, would you like some in you?" Or he'd point to the guy's wife or girlfriend and say "Oh, is that your girlfriend/wife/fiance? Why don't you two come back to my room and we'll have a sandwich." Or something like that. It was more entertaining than anything.

Anyway, the Pearl Harbor one is really not cool. If someone ever used that on me, I'd smack them across the face! :P

[BwayTday]

Posted: 7/22/09 at 5:05pm

"Do you work at AT&T 'cause your raising my bar?"

hehehe

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 7/22/09 at 5:38pm

Used on me as I stepped out of a store into a rainstorm: "Careful, honey. You know sugar melts when it gets wet."