The Cheesy Pick Up Lines Thread- Page 2

[AndAllThatJazz22]

Posted: 7/19/09 at 4:44pm

You just dropped something, my jaw.

[CATSNYrevival]

Posted: 7/19/09 at 4:45pm

"Hey, I've got two Tony Award nominations..."

[AndAllThatJazz22]

Posted: 7/19/09 at 4:47pm

YES!!! I can't believe I didn't think of that one. Gavin Creel wouldn't need to use that on me though, all he'd have to do is just stand there...looking at him is enough to make you want to take him home with you.

[CATSNYrevival]

Posted: 7/19/09 at 4:51pm

Gavin could also sing "Rocket Ride". That would be the best pick up ever.

[AndAllThatJazz22]

Posted: 7/19/09 at 4:52pm

^ Gavin singing ANYTHING is a great pick up line, but if Gavin asked sang that song to AYNONE (striaght male or lesbian female)...that pick up line would work.

[morosco]

Posted: 7/19/09 at 5:04pm

Can I put you on my to-do list?

[kylejerel17]

Posted: 7/19/09 at 5:27pm

Will you be my Moses and part my water?

[CATSNYrevival]

Posted: 7/19/09 at 5:32pm

You're so hot you made me forget my pick up line.

[Schmerg_The_Impaler]

Posted: 7/19/09 at 6:51pm

CATS, I love that one!

In honor of the Harry Potter kick I'm on right now, I respectfully submit some disgusting Harry Potter pick-up lines (the first of which was once used on me!)

"Hey, do you have the Mirror of Erised in your pocket? 'Cos I can see my heart's desire in your pants."

"If you were a dementor, I'd go to Azkaban just for your kiss."

"My name's not Luna, but I can still love good."


"Baby, are you the Heir of Slytherin? Because I'd put my basilisk in that Chamber of Secrets anyday."

[AndAllThatJazz22]

Posted: 7/19/09 at 7:06pm

I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

[justagirl2]

Posted: 7/19/09 at 7:10pm

I love every bone in your body, especially mine. Then, after the break-up sex, there's the Poison variation..."I hate every bone in your body but mine."

[COOOOLkid]

Posted: 7/19/09 at 7:13pm

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

[AndAllThatJazz22]

Posted: 7/19/09 at 7:22pm

^ HAHA, I'm from Tennessee :)

[CATSNYrevival]

Posted: 7/19/09 at 8:22pm

Your name must be Windex, because I can see myself in you.

[Select a Member Name]

Posted: 7/19/09 at 9:11pm

(To stranger): How much does a polar bear weigh?...
Enough to break the ice! Hi, my name is...

[Marianne2]

Posted: 7/19/09 at 10:04pm

Does anyone understand this one? Some guy said it to me once, but he was drunk.

"Were you ever a brownie?"

Then he proceeded to discuss my boobs with his friend and they were still standing right in front of me.

[AndAllThatJazz22]

Posted: 7/19/09 at 10:21pm

Your daddy must be a hunter because he sure caught a fox!

[Perfectly Marvelous]

Posted: 7/19/09 at 10:42pm

This one's from my friend (it's more cute than it is cheesy):

"Are you the square root of two? Because you're making me feel irrational."

And another, also from my friend:

"If I flip a coin, what's the chance of you giving me head?"

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 7/19/09 at 11:06pm

Nice shoes. Wanna f*ck?

[CATSNYrevival]

Posted: 7/19/09 at 11:24pm

Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

[AndAllThatJazz22]

Posted: 7/20/09 at 8:34am

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, because every time I see you, you turn me on

[CATSNYrevival]

Posted: 7/20/09 at 3:40pm

I thought this one was really cute. If someone used it on me it might work...

"Did you invite all of these people? I thought it was just going to be the two of us."

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 7/20/09 at 4:00pm

"If I flip a coin, what's the chance of you giving me head?"

THAT just made me burst out into laughter.

[AndAllThatJazz22]

Posted: 7/20/09 at 7:21pm

There are 206 bones in the human body, want another one?

[CATSNYrevival]

Posted: 7/20/09 at 8:02pm

Some of these are too dirty. I'd smack someone if they said that to me.