"The Hills"

#1

"The Hills"

Posted: 6/11/06 at 1:24am

Isn't this show just the fakest, most staged reality TV show in the world?

#2

re: 'The Hills'

Posted: 6/11/06 at 1:50am

Or is that Cheyenne, but atleast she is cute.

#3

re: 'The Hills'

Posted: 6/11/06 at 2:25am

Omg! I feltthe same way about these shows as I did about "High School Musical": I wanted to shoot myself after watching them. "Cheyenne"(is that her real name or did MTV give her that?) is cute, until she opens her mouth to talk or sing.

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#4

re: 'The Hills'

Posted: 6/11/06 at 4:05am

It's terrible, but I watched it.

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#5

re: 'The Hills'

Posted: 6/11/06 at 8:31am

Is it worse than Laguna Beach?

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#6

re: 'The Hills'

Posted: 6/11/06 at 8:32am

It's my guilty pleasure! haha.

#7

re: 'The Hills'

Posted: 6/11/06 at 10:13am

Colleen, it sure is.

It's amusing and infuriating at the same time. The girls have so obviously been given jobs solely because they are being filmed. They walk into huge companies with no experience, education, or mildly acceptable interviewing skills and are given positions.

But I still watch...hmmm

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#8

re: 'The Hills'

Posted: 6/11/06 at 10:23am

Millie, they're interns with Teen Vogue. Skills and experience aren't as important as being able to look hot while checking off names at the door of a party.

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#9

re: 'The Hills'

Posted: 6/11/06 at 10:28am

That is true... though you would think those internships would be competitive.

I was thinking of Heidi (?) who got an actual job with a party planning/PR company.

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"My friends have made the story of my life." -Helen Keller

#10

re: 'The Hills'

Posted: 6/11/06 at 10:37am

Oh true. And hers isn't even an internship, it's an actual assistant job. But from the promos, it looks like she won't be there long. When is the next original episode? I tend to catch the reruns on weekends, I don't know when the originals air.

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Updated On: 6/11/06 at 10:37 AM

#11

re: 'The Hills'

Posted: 6/11/06 at 11:28am

Love every cheesy, staged second of this show. CHEYENNE on the other hand is awful. I just don't get it. THE HILLS is staged in an enjoyable way at least; CHEYENNE is just so bland and blah....I just found THE HILLS a lot more enjoyable and entertaining than CHEYENNE. I'd probably give THE HILLS a 'B' and CHEYENNE a 'C-'.

#12

re: 'The Hills'

Posted: 6/11/06 at 11:35am

Cheyenne is unwatchable. Every person involved is completely uninteresting. What's the tension? What's the conflict? Who wants to watch some mediocre 15-year-old singer/songwriter trying to begin a career?

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#13

re: 'The Hills'

Posted: 6/11/06 at 11:54am

The Hills, I love. I am a Laguna Beach freak. I adore LC, she's so geniune and more real than most of the people on reality tv today. Her friend Heidi, I cant stand her, she's so ditzy and retarded. Yes, it seems alittle- staged, I mean she's a famous reality star who has to "fight" to get a Teen Vouge internship, I don't think so. But still. I love LC.

Cheyenne- its okay, I've only watched it once. If it were about Cheyenne Jackson, it would be SO much better. I remember this girl from America's Most Talented Kid, and shes' pretty but she's not too bright.

#14

re: 'The Hills'

Posted: 6/11/06 at 12:08pm

Anyone watch Supergroup? This show is hysterical. Right now Sebastian Bach is wearing a t-shirt proclaiming "No Crybabies Allowed." The irony.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#15

re: 'The Hills'

Posted: 6/11/06 at 2:11pm

I think the new eps of The Hills are Wed at 10.
Someone correct me if I am wrong... I tend to catch them on repeat since they are played constantly.

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"My friends have made the story of my life." -Helen Keller

#16

re: 'The Hills'

Posted: 6/11/06 at 5:06pm

Didn't Cheyenne win America's Most Talented Kid? hmm, glad to see something so meaningful came of that...

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#17

re: 'The Hills'

Posted: 6/11/06 at 5:18pm

Yes- Cheyenne did win. She beat out a young Diana Degarmo.
She's always 2nd in everything, poor Diana.