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#26

The KONY/Jason Russell debacle

Posted: 3/21/12 at 2:07pm

"F*ck that sh*t!" with a snap and a circle, doesn't just HAPPEN.

It does since we added it to The Gay Agenda. It's right under "Make Straight Guys Drink Cosmos".

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

#27

The KONY/Jason Russell debacle

Posted: 3/21/12 at 2:08pm

Official diagnosis - temporary insanity

"The preliminary diagnosis he received is called brief reactive psychosis, an acute state brought on by extreme exhaustion, stress and dehydration," Danica Russell said. "Though new to us, the doctors say this is a common experience given the great mental, emotional and physical shock his body has gone through in these last two weeks. Even for us, it's hard to understand the sudden transition from relative anonymity to worldwide attention — both raves and ridicules, in a matter of days."
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....but the world goes 'round

#28

The KONY/Jason Russell debacle

Posted: 3/21/12 at 2:17pm

Dehydration due to lack of bodily fluids, brought on by chronic masterbation.

"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2

#29

The KONY/Jason Russell debacle

Posted: 3/21/12 at 2:22pm

Didn't the late Whitney Houston sometimes suffer from "dehydration"?

#30

The KONY/Jason Russell debacle

Posted: 3/21/12 at 3:42pm

Who?

CHURCH DOOR TOUCAN GAY MARKETING PUPPIES MUSICAL THEATER STAPLES PERIOD OIL BITCHY SNARK HOLES

#31

The KONY/Jason Russell debacle

Posted: 3/21/12 at 4:17pm

I didn't know bottoming could lead to a psychotic break.

It's one to grow on.

#32

The KONY/Jason Russell debacle

Posted: 3/21/12 at 9:12pm

TMI

Updated On: 3/22/12 at 09:12 PM

#33

The KONY/Jason Russell debacle

Posted: 3/21/12 at 11:32pm

...what shock has he gone through the last two weeks? That people questioned his movie?

"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."

#34

The KONY/Jason Russell debacle

Posted: 3/22/12 at 6:36am

Maybe that people questioned his sexuality.

....but the world goes 'round

#35

The KONY/Jason Russell debacle

Posted: 3/22/12 at 7:15am

The official statement is that they expected maybe a few thousand people to see the film and it went a lot more viral than they were expecting. I call bologna.

Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#36

The KONY/Jason Russell debacle

Posted: 3/22/12 at 7:19am

I concur with Tazber's diagnosis.

Ten million people clicked on his video and 9,999,999 of them thought he was gay. His mind snapped, and his thought processes went something like "Gay? GAY? You think I'm GAY? Okay, then, I'll GIVE you gay! Here she is, BOYS! Here she is, WORLD! Here's JASON!"

#37

The KONY/Jason Russell debacle

Posted: 3/22/12 at 10:24am

And we saw the eggrolls...so...it's of a piece.

#38

The KONY/Jason Russell debacle

Posted: 3/22/12 at 10:39am

Exhaustion and dehydration? Well, he must have been in superior health to have so much ENERGY when exhausted and dehydrated. Mighty impressive. Or the coke levels in his toxic screen were off the charts. Nah, he is straight, exhausted and dehydrated. Even Christians can have a bad day, y'all.

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

#39

The KONY/Jason Russell debacle

Posted: 3/22/12 at 10:41am

Oh and Robbie--when he leaned forward and touched his toes in the video, did it occur to you too that he had probably assumed that position before?

#40

The KONY/Jason Russell debacle

Posted: 3/22/12 at 10:55am

In the animal kingdom, I believe they refer to that as "presenting".

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

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