My two favorite Emilyisms:
Lorelai: Please do not tell me that you are sitting right in front of me.
Emily: No, it's a hologram. Life like, isn't it?
Emily: You have the word "Juicy" on your rear end.
Lorelai: Well, if I knew you were coming over, I would've changed.
Emily: Into what? A brassiere with the word "Tasty" on it?
*Though I have to admit, all this time I thought Lorelai was spelled "Lorelei." Please don't tell Kelly.
"How do you like THAT 'misanthropic panache,' Mr. Goldstone?" - PalJoey