The Morms are getting aggressive

[tazber]

Posted: 1/26/08 at 8:43pm

those wacky ads now say say "click here to chat with a Mormon".

If this is for real, think of the fun that could be had!

[blueroses]

Posted: 1/26/08 at 9:16pm

Ha. I misread your title as "The NORNS are getting aggressive."

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 1/26/08 at 9:22pm

Oh, it's for REAL all right. And they say the gays "recruit." It's not enough for the Mormos have a dozen kids each and to baptize your dead relatives as Mormons whether you like it or not, they have to go door to door and sit on the other side of ads on sites like this in their total quest for world domination.

[Elphaba]

Posted: 1/26/08 at 9:40pm

oh, but BWW doesn't allow aany type of hate post to exist, right....I mean we cannot say what we really think about that religion or we could be thrown off, YET.....they can advertise here and tell me online that my liestyle is wrong and be hateful towards me? Hmmm, methinks double standard exist.

I wonder if the Taliban, or Westboro Baptist Church wanted to advertise here, would BWW take their money?

But I probably am doing something unTOSlike by even asking the question.....

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 1/26/08 at 9:42pm

Click on the ad and tell them directly. That's what I'm gonna do.

[MisterRussell]

Posted: 1/26/08 at 10:06pm

Not happy about Mormons wanting to "conquer the world," but better them than the Scientologists.

[Jane2]

Posted: 1/26/08 at 10:08pm

I never saw one of those Mormon ads.


OK, so now I just did, lol.

Updated On: 1/26/08 at 10:08 PM

[Glebb]

Posted: 1/26/08 at 10:32pm

Tanny looks em in the eye and just says no!

[StageManager2]

Posted: 1/26/08 at 10:36pm

I could never say no to a face like that, Glebb.

[Glebb]

Posted: 1/26/08 at 10:45pm

So true StageManager2!

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 1/26/08 at 10:56pm

I love that direct stare pic. Good thing she doesn't have a cult like the Mormons, I'd sign right up.

[Jane2]

Posted: 1/26/08 at 10:58pm

She's very pretty, Glebb!

[Glebb]

Posted: 1/26/08 at 10:59pm

Thanks Namo and Jane.
Don't love her pretty white scarf?
God gave it to her.

[Jane2]

Posted: 1/26/08 at 11:03pm

Yes, God gave her some beautiful colors! She's wearing a smart looking coat, too.

[tazber]

Posted: 1/27/08 at 2:11am

Dear annonymous mormon chat buddy,

This is Joseph Smith communicating with you through the internet. I don't know how to say this delicately, but I was wrong.
I know this is probably a bad time what with a potential Mormon presidential candidate and all, but you'd better convert to some other religion - and fast!
If this throws you into an existential dilemma, please remember:
WWPD?

Sorry about all the confusion,

JS

Updated On: 1/27/08 at 02:11 AM

[nitsua]

Posted: 1/27/08 at 2:16am

What would Penny do?

[tazber]

Posted: 1/27/08 at 2:17am

that works to, but the P I was referring to is someone else.

[LePetiteFromage]

Posted: 1/27/08 at 2:29am

Updated On: 2/21/09 at 02:29 AM

[StageManager2]

Posted: 1/27/08 at 2:31am

Those are Jehovah's Witnesses, Fromage. I once studied with them, as well as the Mormons. This was when I was trying to find religion. Obviously I never did.

[tazber]

Posted: 1/27/08 at 2:35am

This of course brings to mind a Family Guy bit where Peter is going door to door trying to sell religion. So finally one guy actually says "ok, tell me about it".
And Peter is just so shocked he says: "Really? Wow. Ok, I mean I didn't expect this...um...so god created the earth and um...you know we're supposed to believe in him and all that. That's about it."

[LePetiteFromage]

Posted: 1/27/08 at 2:36am

Updated On: 2/21/09 at 02:36 AM

[tazber]

Posted: 1/27/08 at 2:41am

why bring the kid I wonder?

[LePetiteFromage]

Posted: 1/27/08 at 2:49am

Updated On: 2/21/09 at 02:49 AM

[StageManager2]

Posted: 1/27/08 at 2:50am

Yes, Jehovah's Witnesses usually wear suits when they go door to door. At least the ones I know.

taz, that kid isn't just tagging along. He's proselytizing, as well. I don't remember exactly how it works, but kids/teens have to "graduate" within the church. They also don't get baptized 'til they come of age, when it becomes their choice.

[Liverpool]

Posted: 1/27/08 at 3:35am

i was really hoping this was gonna be about some desperate move my Mutt Romney.