The Official (And Original) Random Thread--It's BACK, biotches!!- Page 15

[BroadwayMonkey]

Posted: 10/25/04 at 9:19pm

Mmm.....

[GovernorSlaton]

Posted: 10/25/04 at 9:49pm

Mitch Hedberg?!?! I LOVE him.

[insomniak]

Posted: 10/25/04 at 9:52pm

Um... Uh....

Who is Mitch Hedberg?

*ducks flying objects*

[BroadwayMonkey]

Posted: 10/25/04 at 10:06pm

He's this great comedian.

"Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddamn it Otto, you have Lupis... one of those two doesn't sound right."

I love it!

His voice is awesome. He never lifts his head, and he has this long mane of shaggy brown hair.

Updated On: 10/25/04 at 10:06 PM

[Ebonic_Singer]

Posted: 10/25/04 at 10:27pm

dont worry ak, i dont know who that is either...

[Delphine]

Posted: 10/25/04 at 10:29pm

How do you know of this guy? Is he on television or something?

[Ebonic_Singer]

Posted: 10/25/04 at 10:31pm

I have no idea what's going on. Where am I? Who am I? where do I go?

[Delphine]

Posted: 10/25/04 at 10:32pm

It's alright, bébé, just breathe.

[BroadwayMonkey]

Posted: 10/25/04 at 10:33pm

*looks above*

Who's a sicko?

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 10/25/04 at 10:34pm

ahaha! You're calling her Ak too! FAbulous.

[Ebonic_Singer]

Posted: 10/25/04 at 10:35pm

yay! and I'm ik! what are you? ff? pe? if?

[Delphine]

Posted: 10/25/04 at 10:36pm

Monkey, you are a sicko. But so am I, for I love Howard Dean with the passion of a thousand cheesy romance novels.

[insomniak]

Posted: 10/25/04 at 10:36pm

I am NOT Ak. That's my cooler twin. You kids are stuck with plain ol' Nia tonight.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 10/25/04 at 10:36pm

Whatever you wanna call me is fine by me.

[Ebonic_Singer]

Posted: 10/25/04 at 10:38pm

Actually, insomnaik--I have a twin. His name is david. We are fraternal, aka we look nothing alike, and no, if you punch one of us, the other one does NOT FEEL IT.

[Delphine]

Posted: 10/25/04 at 10:40pm

Bummer.

[Ebonic_Singer]

Posted: 10/25/04 at 10:41pm

I should make that a thread on its own, as a reference for people who ALWAYS ask questions like that to a twin--you have no idea how many times I get the "If I punch you will he feel it?" question.

[Delphine]

Posted: 10/25/04 at 10:43pm

Where do people come up with this stuff?! The American public, god, what a people...

[insomniak]

Posted: 10/25/04 at 10:44pm

It's the result of being run by Chimpanzees.

[Ebonic_Singer]

Posted: 10/25/04 at 10:48pm

Don't ask me--I'm the victim.

[insomniak]

Posted: 10/25/04 at 10:50pm

That sucks, ebonic... I have never actually heard anyone say that to a twin before.

[Ebonic_Singer]

Posted: 10/25/04 at 10:58pm

Yeah--I get it all the time.

[Delphine]

Posted: 10/25/04 at 10:59pm

Poor ebonic. *massages arm that people always punch* You know what scares me? Because of my genes, it is likely that I will become pregnant with twins. And now that I hear you story, I'm afraid the American citizens will beat up my children!

[Ebonic_Singer]

Posted: 10/25/04 at 11:04pm

Haha I don't get beaten up from it--don't worry. I'm going to sleep ya'll--talk to ya tomorrow!

[Delphine]

Posted: 10/25/04 at 11:06pm

Goodnight, darling!