The Official (And Original) Random Thread--It's BACK, biotches!!- Page 14
The Official (And Original) Random Thread--It's BACK, biotches!!
insomniak
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
#327Nia
Posted: 10/25/04 at 7:56pm
eww..she said funny, not gross!
I have a friend who is a tightrope walker, and one day we were walking down the sidewalk and he tripped and fell. When he got up I told him "that is totally unacceptable."
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears."
CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre"
"I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is."
TOM STOPPARD
#328Guido has lame but funny jokes.
Posted: 10/25/04 at 7:59pmGuido, is it lame that I totally LAUGHED OUT LOUD when I read that? I don't know what's funny about that, but it made me laugh really hard! And how the hell did you become friends with a tightrope walker?
insomniak
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
#329Guido has threadjacked this back to it's original purpose: total randomness
Posted: 10/25/04 at 8:02pmI did too! That's so wierd and great. How did it happen?
#330Guido has lame but funny jokes.
Posted: 10/25/04 at 8:03pmif it was my joke, i'd take claim to that...but I must thank Mitch Hedberg for that one.
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears."
CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre"
"I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is."
TOM STOPPARD
#331Guido has lame but funny jokes.
Posted: 10/25/04 at 8:05pmGuido, telling us that it wasn't you who said that totally ruins the joke. Now it doesn't have the same oomph.
insomniak
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
#333Guido has lame but funny jokes.
Posted: 10/25/04 at 8:08pm
wanna bet?
it's still funny
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears."
CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre"
"I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is."
TOM STOPPARD
insomniak
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
#334Guido has lame jokes.
Posted: 10/25/04 at 8:11pm
Not anymore... tell us another one!
Or fear the wrath of my SMD.
#335Guido has lame jokes.
Posted: 10/25/04 at 8:15pmnope...no more jokes. I'm under-appreciated.
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears."
CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre"
"I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is."
TOM STOPPARD
#336Guido is an unappreciative man-pig.
Posted: 10/25/04 at 8:24pm
WHAT THE HELL? You have your own appreciation thread! God, Guido, you're so self self-centered!
edit: 'cause I can't spell. AND BECAUSE GUIDO IS EVIL.
Updated On: 10/25/04 at 08:24 PM
#337Guido is an unappreciative man-pig.
Posted: 10/25/04 at 8:29pm
I LOVE MITCH HEDBURG!!!
Ahh! He has no stage presence, but he's so. Freaking. Funny!
Real men are tenors.
#338blah blah blah
Posted: 10/25/04 at 8:32pmYeah, that's me...mr. self-centered. *rolls eyes*
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears."
CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre"
"I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is."
TOM STOPPARD
#339blah blah blah
Posted: 10/25/04 at 8:33pmThis guy in my Latin class went to see Mitch Hedburg, and I was MUCHO JEALOUS.
Real men are tenors.
#340blah blah blah
Posted: 10/25/04 at 8:34pm
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"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears."
CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre"
"I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is."
TOM STOPPARD
#341blah blah blah
Posted: 10/25/04 at 8:35pm
You did NOT. AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME?????
*runs to a corner and has Delphie comfort her because she is HATED by EVERYONE.*
Real men are tenors.
#342blah blah blah
Posted: 10/25/04 at 8:37pmsorry hon...I didn't know you then. *shrugs*
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears."
CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre"
"I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is."
TOM STOPPARD
#344blah blah blah
Posted: 10/25/04 at 8:42pmmonkeybaby is pouting cuz I saw Mitch and didn't take her, even though I didn't know any of you guys yet.
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears."
CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre"
"I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is."
TOM STOPPARD
#345Guido is NOT a man-pig. I reject that statement.
Posted: 10/25/04 at 8:45pmOh, Monkeym'darlin', I'm sorry. You see others in the days to come.
#346Guido is NOT a man-pig. I reject that statement.
Posted: 10/25/04 at 8:48pm
well folks...I'm outta here. Be well...much love. be back much later. 
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears."
CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre"
"I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is."
TOM STOPPARD
#347Guido is NOT a man-pig. I reject that statement.
Posted: 10/25/04 at 8:53pmI should get going too. I need to go calm down. Stress attack. Toodles, loves!
#348Guido is NOT a man-pig. I reject that statement.
Posted: 10/25/04 at 9:03pmAw, Guido, it's okay. I forgive you because you're adorable.
Real men are tenors.
#349Guido is NOT a man-pig. I reject that statement.
Posted: 10/25/04 at 9:17pmI want French watermelon bonbons. I think I'm going to die if I don't get any. I've never tasted anything quite like them. It's nasty and hard at first, but give it a minute and all this watermelon flavor bursts in your mouth! I need some bonbons now!
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