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#327
Posted: 10/25/04 at 7:55pm
That's supposed to be funny?! *confused*
And I always thought it whale blubber. Hm.
And I always thought it whale blubber. Hm.
#328
Posted: 10/25/04 at 7:56pm
eww..she said funny, not gross!
I have a friend who is a tightrope walker, and one day we were walking down the sidewalk and he tripped and fell. When he got up I told him "that is totally unacceptable."
I have a friend who is a tightrope walker, and one day we were walking down the sidewalk and he tripped and fell. When he got up I told him "that is totally unacceptable."
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears."
CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre"
"I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is."
TOM STOPPARD
#329
Posted: 10/25/04 at 7:59pm
Guido, is it lame that I totally LAUGHED OUT LOUD when I read that? I don't know what's funny about that, but it made me laugh really hard! And how the hell did you become friends with a tightrope walker?
#330
Posted: 10/25/04 at 8:02pm
I did too! That's so wierd and great. How did it happen?
#331
Posted: 10/25/04 at 8:03pm
if it was my joke, i'd take claim to that...but I must thank Mitch Hedberg for that one.
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears."
CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre"
"I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is."
TOM STOPPARD
#332
Posted: 10/25/04 at 8:05pm
Guido, telling us that it wasn't you who said that totally ruins the joke. Now it doesn't have the same oomph.
#334
Posted: 10/25/04 at 8:08pm
wanna bet?
it's still funny
it's still funny
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears."
CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre"
"I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is."
TOM STOPPARD
#335
Posted: 10/25/04 at 8:11pm
Not anymore... tell us another one!
Or fear the wrath of my SMD.
Or fear the wrath of my SMD.
#336
Posted: 10/25/04 at 8:15pm
nope...no more jokes. I'm under-appreciated.
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears."
CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre"
"I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is."
TOM STOPPARD
#337
Posted: 10/25/04 at 8:24pm
WHAT THE HELL? You have your own appreciation thread! God, Guido, you're so self self-centered!
edit: 'cause I can't spell. AND BECAUSE GUIDO IS EVIL.
edit: 'cause I can't spell. AND BECAUSE GUIDO IS EVIL.
Updated On: 10/25/04 at 08:24 PM
#338
Posted: 10/25/04 at 8:29pm
I LOVE MITCH HEDBURG!!!
Ahh! He has no stage presence, but he's so. Freaking. Funny!
Ahh! He has no stage presence, but he's so. Freaking. Funny!
Real men are tenors.
#339
Posted: 10/25/04 at 8:32pm
Yeah, that's me...mr. self-centered. *rolls eyes*
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears."
CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre"
"I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is."
TOM STOPPARD
#340
Posted: 10/25/04 at 8:33pm
This guy in my Latin class went to see Mitch Hedburg, and I was MUCHO JEALOUS.
Real men are tenors.
#341
Posted: 10/25/04 at 8:34pm
<<
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears."
CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre"
"I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is."
TOM STOPPARD
#342
Posted: 10/25/04 at 8:35pm
You did NOT. AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME?????
*runs to a corner and has Delphie comfort her because she is HATED by EVERYONE.*
*runs to a corner and has Delphie comfort her because she is HATED by EVERYONE.*
Real men are tenors.
#343
Posted: 10/25/04 at 8:37pm
sorry hon...I didn't know you then. *shrugs*
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears."
CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre"
"I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is."
TOM STOPPARD
#345
Posted: 10/25/04 at 8:42pm
monkeybaby is pouting cuz I saw Mitch and didn't take her, even though I didn't know any of you guys yet.
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears."
CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre"
"I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is."
TOM STOPPARD
#346
Posted: 10/25/04 at 8:45pm
Oh, Monkeym'darlin', I'm sorry. You see others in the days to come.
#347
Posted: 10/25/04 at 8:48pm
well folks...I'm outta here. Be well...much love. be back much later. 
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears."
CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre"
"I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is."
TOM STOPPARD
#348
Posted: 10/25/04 at 8:53pm
I should get going too. I need to go calm down. Stress attack. Toodles, loves!
#349
Posted: 10/25/04 at 9:03pm
Aw, Guido, it's okay. I forgive you because you're adorable.
Real men are tenors.
#350
Posted: 10/25/04 at 9:17pm
I want French watermelon bonbons. I think I'm going to die if I don't get any. I've never tasted anything quite like them. It's nasty and hard at first, but give it a minute and all this watermelon flavor bursts in your mouth! I need some bonbons now!
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