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The Official (And Original) Random Thread--It's BACK, biotches!!

insomniak
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#325Nia
Posted: 10/25/04 at 7:53pm

Lipstick has fishscales in it.

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#326Nia
Posted: 10/25/04 at 7:55pm

That's supposed to be funny?! *confused*

And I always thought it whale blubber. Hm.

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#327Nia
Posted: 10/25/04 at 7:56pm

eww..she said funny, not gross!

I have a friend who is a tightrope walker, and one day we were walking down the sidewalk and he tripped and fell. When he got up I told him "that is totally unacceptable."

"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD

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#328Guido has lame but funny jokes.
Posted: 10/25/04 at 7:59pm

Guido, is it lame that I totally LAUGHED OUT LOUD when I read that? I don't know what's funny about that, but it made me laugh really hard! And how the hell did you become friends with a tightrope walker?

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#329Guido has threadjacked this back to it's original purpose: total randomness
Posted: 10/25/04 at 8:02pm

I did too! That's so wierd and great. How did it happen?

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#330Guido has lame but funny jokes.
Posted: 10/25/04 at 8:03pm

if it was my joke, i'd take claim to that...but I must thank Mitch Hedberg for that one.

"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD

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#331Guido has lame but funny jokes.
Posted: 10/25/04 at 8:05pm

Guido, telling us that it wasn't you who said that totally ruins the joke. Now it doesn't have the same oomph.

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#332Guido has lame but funny jokes.
Posted: 10/25/04 at 8:05pm

That is unacceptable!


;-P

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#333Guido has lame but funny jokes.
Posted: 10/25/04 at 8:08pm

wanna bet?
it's still funny

"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD

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#334Guido has lame jokes.
Posted: 10/25/04 at 8:11pm

Not anymore... tell us another one!

Or fear the wrath of my SMD.

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#335Guido has lame jokes.
Posted: 10/25/04 at 8:15pm

nope...no more jokes. I'm under-appreciated.

"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD

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#336Guido is an unappreciative man-pig.
Posted: 10/25/04 at 8:24pm

WHAT THE HELL? You have your own appreciation thread! God, Guido, you're so self self-centered!

edit: 'cause I can't spell. AND BECAUSE GUIDO IS EVIL. Updated On: 10/25/04 at 08:24 PM

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#337Guido is an unappreciative man-pig.
Posted: 10/25/04 at 8:29pm

I LOVE MITCH HEDBURG!!!

Ahh! He has no stage presence, but he's so. Freaking. Funny!

Real men are tenors.

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#338blah blah blah
Posted: 10/25/04 at 8:32pm

Yeah, that's me...mr. self-centered. *rolls eyes*

"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD

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#339blah blah blah
Posted: 10/25/04 at 8:33pm

This guy in my Latin class went to see Mitch Hedburg, and I was MUCHO JEALOUS.

Real men are tenors.

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#340blah blah blah
Posted: 10/25/04 at 8:34pm

<<

"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD

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#341blah blah blah
Posted: 10/25/04 at 8:35pm

You did NOT. AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME?????


*runs to a corner and has Delphie comfort her because she is HATED by EVERYONE.*

Real men are tenors.

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#342blah blah blah
Posted: 10/25/04 at 8:37pm

sorry hon...I didn't know you then. *shrugs*

"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD

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#343blah blah blah
Posted: 10/25/04 at 8:40pm

Whaaaaaaaa?

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#344blah blah blah
Posted: 10/25/04 at 8:42pm

monkeybaby is pouting cuz I saw Mitch and didn't take her, even though I didn't know any of you guys yet.

"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD

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#345Guido is NOT a man-pig. I reject that statement.
Posted: 10/25/04 at 8:45pm

Oh, Monkeym'darlin', I'm sorry. You see others in the days to come.

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#346Guido is NOT a man-pig. I reject that statement.
Posted: 10/25/04 at 8:48pm

well folks...I'm outta here. Be well...much love. be back much later. Guido is NOT a man-pig. I reject that statement.

"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD

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#347Guido is NOT a man-pig. I reject that statement.
Posted: 10/25/04 at 8:53pm

I should get going too. I need to go calm down. Stress attack. Toodles, loves!

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#348Guido is NOT a man-pig. I reject that statement.
Posted: 10/25/04 at 9:03pm

Aw, Guido, it's okay. I forgive you because you're adorable.

Real men are tenors.

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#349Guido is NOT a man-pig. I reject that statement.
Posted: 10/25/04 at 9:17pm

I want French watermelon bonbons. I think I'm going to die if I don't get any. I've never tasted anything quite like them. It's nasty and hard at first, but give it a minute and all this watermelon flavor bursts in your mouth! I need some bonbons now!

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