Broadway Legend Joined: 8/18/04
hey everyone! I'm so excited--my iPod account is being reviewed--I should be getting it in a week or two!
Guido loves my stinky ass, and the feeling's mutual. (I mean I love G's stinky ass too - not really my own. I should start using soap.)
Guido, get us all caught up on life! I'm sowwy I didn't respond to your PM. I keep meaning to but I haven't been on BWW much in the last few days. How are you doing?
Oops, before you continue, I should get you some ointment for those cold sores. Um...sorry.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
True, Delph. Tiff's disease has only affected her head, and heaven knows there wasn't much there to begin with. Guido on the other hand is a strapping young thing who doesn't deserve the extra hardship...
it's true, I love Tiff's ass...stinky or otherwise.
catching you up on life, umm...there you go. you're all caught up.
cold-sores huh? I don't get those.
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/18/04
and i should be getting a free xbox and digital camera soon too! Ahhhh today is my lucky day!!!!!
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/18/04
I don't get cold sores either. I do, however, hate cancor (sp?) sores.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
Guido, that's an interesting fetish... I believe Hitler had a similar one.
Hitler had sex in a ditch covered in petrol. I don't share any of his fetishes.
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/18/04
haha. Aw poopers. Conan is over, but family guy is on in 25 minutes.
Ew, Guido, PLEASE.
(And Ebonic, those are THE WORST types of sores. Oh- congrats on all the loot you've scored!)
Hey, I don't mind being covered in oil, but not of the petrol variety.
well that is how he died,afterall. *shrugs*
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
Guido, I was referring to his fetish for having people treat him like a toilet during sex...
uh, no thanks. I'll pass.
Didn't you guys ever seen that episode of Springer? That guy who paid those two girls to do the nasty, so to speak, on his face and stomach? Gives new meaning to "mud pie".
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
That's the thing I meant, Tiff. It's sick. It's sort of what you're doing with your stinky ass.
I'll not have any of that!
Isn't this what R. Kelly did to all those underage girls? Oh, oh, oh.
Then you may want to dismount off my emoticon, please. You've nearly ripped me out a new one and then I'll have as much control as a 4 year old with an intestinal problem.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
Who is R.Kelly?
Guido, this is why you have to leave Tiff.
I'll dismount babe...but turn around, it'll be okay then.
R. Kelly is that rapper who sang "Ignition" and the "I Wanna Fly/I Wanna Touch The Sky" song or whatever from Space Jam. (Remember that movie? Whoa.) And yes, he shared Tiff's/Guido's darling, sanitary fetish.
And that is only but one reason why Guido needs to find himself a new lady.
well this is ridiculous, after 17 months I find a lady I actually like and everyone tells me to ditch her. how ironic!
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
Any candidates you can think of, Delph? And why the hell do people like that... *shivers* Of all the kinky things you can do, that's the nastiest.
Guido, she's not too appealing that way either.
Videos