The Official (And Original) Random Thread--It's BACK, biotches!! — Page 167

#4151

I hate the holidays.

Posted: 12/28/04 at 1:30am

hey everyone! I'm so excited--my iPod account is being reviewed--I should be getting it in a week or two!

#4152

I hate the holidays.

Posted: 12/28/04 at 1:31am

Guido loves my stinky ass, and the feeling's mutual. (I mean I love G's stinky ass too - not really my own. I should start using soap.)

Guido, get us all caught up on life! I'm sowwy I didn't respond to your PM. I keep meaning to but I haven't been on BWW much in the last few days. How are you doing?

Oops, before you continue, I should get you some ointment for those cold sores. Um...sorry.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#4153

I hate the holidays.

Posted: 12/28/04 at 1:31am

True, Delph. Tiff's disease has only affected her head, and heaven knows there wasn't much there to begin with. Guido on the other hand is a strapping young thing who doesn't deserve the extra hardship...

#4154

I hate the holidays.

Posted: 12/28/04 at 1:32am

it's true, I love Tiff's ass...stinky or otherwise.

catching you up on life, umm...there you go. you're all caught up.

cold-sores huh? I don't get those.

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"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD

#4155

I hate the holidays.

Posted: 12/28/04 at 1:32am

and i should be getting a free xbox and digital camera soon too! Ahhhh today is my lucky day!!!!!

#4156

I hate the holidays.

Posted: 12/28/04 at 1:33am

I don't get cold sores either. I do, however, hate cancor (sp?) sores.

#4157

I hate the holidays.

Posted: 12/28/04 at 1:34am

Guido, that's an interesting fetish... I believe Hitler had a similar one.

#4158

I hate the holidays.

Posted: 12/28/04 at 1:35am

Hitler had sex in a ditch covered in petrol. I don't share any of his fetishes.

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"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD

#4159

I hate the holidays.

Posted: 12/28/04 at 1:35am

haha. Aw poopers. Conan is over, but family guy is on in 25 minutes.

#4160

I hate the holidays.

Posted: 12/28/04 at 1:35am

Ew, Guido, PLEASE.

(And Ebonic, those are THE WORST types of sores. Oh- congrats on all the loot you've scored!)

#4161

I hate the holidays.

Posted: 12/28/04 at 1:36am

Hey, I don't mind being covered in oil, but not of the petrol variety.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#4162

I hate the holidays.

Posted: 12/28/04 at 1:37am

well that is how he died,afterall. *shrugs*

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"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD

#4163

I hate the holidays.

Posted: 12/28/04 at 1:37am

Guido, I was referring to his fetish for having people treat him like a toilet during sex...

#4164

I hate the holidays.

Posted: 12/28/04 at 1:38am

uh, no thanks. I'll pass.

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"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD

#4165

I hate the holidays.

Posted: 12/28/04 at 1:40am

Didn't you guys ever seen that episode of Springer? That guy who paid those two girls to do the nasty, so to speak, on his face and stomach? Gives new meaning to "mud pie".

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#4166

I hate the holidays.

Posted: 12/28/04 at 1:40am

That's the thing I meant, Tiff. It's sick. It's sort of what you're doing with your stinky ass.

#4167

I hate the holidays.

Posted: 12/28/04 at 1:42am

I'll not have any of that!

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"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD

#4168

I hate the holidays.

Posted: 12/28/04 at 1:42am

Isn't this what R. Kelly did to all those underage girls? Oh, oh, oh.

#4169

I hate the holidays.

Posted: 12/28/04 at 1:43am

Then you may want to dismount off my emoticon, please. You've nearly ripped me out a new one and then I'll have as much control as a 4 year old with an intestinal problem.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#4170

I hate the holidays.

Posted: 12/28/04 at 1:43am

Who is R.Kelly?

Guido, this is why you have to leave Tiff.

#4171

I hate the holidays.

Posted: 12/28/04 at 1:45am

I'll dismount babe...but turn around, it'll be okay then.

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"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD

#4172

I hate the holidays.

Posted: 12/28/04 at 1:45am

R. Kelly is that rapper who sang "Ignition" and the "I Wanna Fly/I Wanna Touch The Sky" song or whatever from Space Jam. (Remember that movie? Whoa.) And yes, he shared Tiff's/Guido's darling, sanitary fetish.

And that is only but one reason why Guido needs to find himself a new lady.

#4173

I hate the holidays.

Posted: 12/28/04 at 1:47am

well this is ridiculous, after 17 months I find a lady I actually like and everyone tells me to ditch her. how ironic!

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"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD

#4174

I hate the holidays.

Posted: 12/28/04 at 1:48am

Oh sweet Jesus, Guido.

#4175

I hate the holidays.

Posted: 12/28/04 at 1:48am

Any candidates you can think of, Delph? And why the hell do people like that... *shivers* Of all the kinky things you can do, that's the nastiest.

Guido, she's not too appealing that way either.