Someone pull my finger.
Delph, that nobiz story still cracks me up. Oh man, were you online that night? I was the one cyber slapping her to calm her down. "Are you serious??? I'm not going to tell you that!!! OMG ANTHONY HATES ME!!!!!" *weeping with laughter*
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell