The Official (And Original) Random Thread--It's BACK, biotches!! — Page 349

#8701

murder is fun

Posted: 3/8/05 at 9:52pm

I don't know, I'd have to google her in order to see a photo and I'd prefer not to hurt myself like that. Choose life, people!

Your avatar, on the other hand, cracks me up.

#8702

murder is fun

Posted: 3/8/05 at 9:53pm

Awwww--Tiff threatened my life! Talk about a great day!!!!

#8703

murder is fun

Posted: 3/8/05 at 9:54pm

Green Day??? Oh, great day. Whatever. Tiff smells.

#8704

murder is fun

Posted: 3/8/05 at 9:56pm

Wow, El, if you keep this up, you'll be in Greenwich Community College by next term.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#8705

murder is fun

Posted: 3/8/05 at 9:58pm

Tiff is plump and from Canada. She has no vagina, rather a little elf who shovels out her red m&m's monthly. She names him Vagbert.

#8706

murder is fun

Posted: 3/8/05 at 9:58pm

Fight! Fight! Fight!

#8707

murder is fun

Posted: 3/8/05 at 9:58pm

Wha?

I'm lost now.

#8708

murder is fun

Posted: 3/8/05 at 10:01pm

Nia, Vagbert is lost too, what with all that wiry fuzz.

#8709

murder is fun

Posted: 3/8/05 at 10:03pm

I thought I had a vagina, just that it smelled like either clown fish or cod, depending on what your story is at the moment. And Vagbert is a real dream. He gives me little treats on a monthly basis. And they recycle themselves!

What else ya got?

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#8710

murder is fun

Posted: 3/8/05 at 10:05pm

Haddock. Tiff is a yeti. A smelly yeti.

*cries because throbbing pain prevents brain from working properly*

#8711

murder is fun

Posted: 3/8/05 at 10:05pm

*wanders around in confused daze*

#8712

murder is fun

Posted: 3/8/05 at 10:06pm

*snicker*

You lose.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#8713

murder is fun

Posted: 3/9/05 at 12:09am

I'm confused too.

#8714

murder is fun

Posted: 3/9/05 at 12:47am

G'night all.

#8715

murder is fun

Posted: 3/9/05 at 5:05pm

geez. you guys... please, that was funny but Jose' is gonna report us all...

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"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed

#8716

murder is fun

Posted: 3/9/05 at 11:35pm

Haha.

#8717

murder is fun

Posted: 3/10/05 at 12:08am

CQ, what on earth are you talking about?

My goodness, Ellie, such vulgarity coming out of that disfigured throw up that came out of your neck. Sorry sight.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#8718

murder is fun

Posted: 3/10/05 at 12:10am

G'night guys. And CQ--I love the avatar!

#8719

murder is fun

Posted: 3/10/05 at 9:53am

Fa la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

#8720

murder is fun

Posted: 3/10/05 at 7:08pm

thanks Eb! my pup is just the cutest!

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"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed

#8721

murder is fun

Posted: 3/10/05 at 8:55pm

Your puppy is cute. What's its name?

#8722

murder is fun

Posted: 3/10/05 at 10:08pm

Aristotle!!!

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"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed

#8723

murder is fun

Posted: 3/10/05 at 10:19pm

Haha love the name too!

#8724

murder is fun

Posted: 3/10/05 at 10:21pm

yeah, he's adorable and at my feet right now!

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"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed

#8725

murder is fun

Posted: 3/10/05 at 10:24pm

Yes....CQ, he is cute...too cute...

^Note subject line...

*cackles madly a la Cruella DeVille*

Updated On: 3/10/05 at 10:24 PM