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#8751

murder is fun

Posted: 3/14/05 at 5:29pm

Law school, law school, blahdeblahblahblah. Fast food? Fries? Burgers? Grease monkey? My future? Hello!

Joanne? Fredi! Idina! Idina HOT HOT HOT!! Fredi! Fredi! When's Fredi coming back? Did Fredi email? Idina! Hot? Or TRIPLE HOT? HOT HOT HOT!! (Just to satisfy the masses on here. *raspberry*)

"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#8752

murder is fun

Posted: 3/14/05 at 5:32pm

mkay tiff, that's nice

"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed

#8753

murder is fun

Posted: 3/14/05 at 6:47pm

QTaboo--this IS a clique!!

And right tiff, we'll be at the mental hospital soon.

#8754

murder is fun

Posted: 3/15/05 at 5:52pm

I am in the random clique? FINALLY! I BELONG!

"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed

#8755

murder is fun

Posted: 3/15/05 at 9:23pm

*bustles in wearing white nurses uniform, shoves you all into an asylum ambulance, readies prods for shock treatment*

*realizes she is not a nurse*

*doesn't care*

Updated On: 3/15/05 at 09:23 PM

#8756

murder is fun

Posted: 3/15/05 at 9:24pm

Hey!

Ways to annoy people: Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. Then eat raw potatoes. Ask people what gender they are,or Disagree strongly with everything anybody says:)

#8757

murder is fun

Posted: 3/15/05 at 9:34pm

Pop-tarts are like the best things in the world, but the worse things for you. I gave them and other bad treats up for lent.

#8758

murder is fun

Posted: 3/15/05 at 9:47pm

*cough* Excuse me missy, care to reintroduce yourself?

*huff*

#8759

murder is fun

Posted: 3/15/05 at 9:50pm

Um, hello I am Little Fish....

I love you?

#8760

murder is fun

Posted: 3/15/05 at 9:52pm

*slowly nods head pensively*

You're going to have to do better than that!

#8761

murder is fun

Posted: 3/15/05 at 9:55pm

I used to post on this thread, and then I stopped because I sort of forgot about it, but not because I didn't like it, mostly because I forgot about it because I am ditzy like that.

Tiff and I used to be friends and we used to torture little Wicked fans together. And laugh cruelly about it. I think Tiff is the prettiest, funniest greatest cousin a gal can have here on BWW.

#8762

murder is fun

Posted: 3/15/05 at 9:58pm

*clings onto Fishie and sobs* Don't ever leave me again! I had to settle for Ellie instead, but it's so evident that you're the more superior blonde! (And a natural one too!)

#8763

murder is fun

Posted: 3/15/05 at 10:01pm

Don't listen to her, Fishie! She is not of sound mind. Scorn not her simplicity...she's not well.

Also, had you seen the 'Tiff is a Hairy Man' thread, you would know that Tiff is indeed a hairy man! With a penis and everything!

#8764

murder is fun

Posted: 3/15/05 at 10:02pm

*keeps Fishie under her wing* Ellie, before you busted your fat ass on these parts, Fishie was my favorite little sib! She won't defy me like Allie has!

#8765

murder is fun

Posted: 3/15/05 at 10:04pm

LMAO at the last two posts. You guys are great. I am never leaving again. Even though, according to a certain someone, you two hate one another.

Wait Tiff, are you my sister? B/c that would be grand. However, I am the immaculate conception birth of Beav making him my mother. Where do you fit in on that?

Updated On: 3/15/05 at 10:04 PM

#8766

murder is fun

Posted: 3/15/05 at 10:05pm

Talk is cheap, missy. You've got some serious catching up and making up to do!

(Your lovely 09:55 post was a good start though!)

#8767

murder is fun

Posted: 3/15/05 at 10:06pm

*shoves Tiff away*

*snuggles up to Fishie*

#8768

murder is fun

Posted: 3/15/05 at 10:09pm

We can all snuggle up together. I have room in my heart for both of you gals.

Tiff, did I mention that your manliness turns me on?

#8769

murder is fun

Posted: 3/15/05 at 10:12pm

*deepvoice* I think you're just grand too, Fishie.

And while you have room for both of us, surely more of that heart space is reserved for your big sis, right? Screw Ellie. You'll come to discover that she's not very nice. Just provoke her. A wee little. And she'll explode. She has jealousy issues against people blonder and/or prettier than herself.

(PS. Beav's my token slutty aunt, and I'm her rebellious un-PC niece, so that makes you my cous!)

#8770

murder is fun

Posted: 3/15/05 at 10:13pm

Ok, so I am your sis and your cous in the same post?
Need I remind you that I am blonde and easily confused?

#8771

murder is fun

Posted: 3/15/05 at 10:16pm

Hey, we're all cousins! Rath is our dear ol' dotty aunt, remember? Or that could make us all sisters...Tiff's adopted of course, as if I could come from the same mother as that hideous beast.

#8772

murder is fun

Posted: 3/15/05 at 10:17pm

Double post!! Blame Tiff...she is a witch.

Updated On: 3/15/05 at 10:17 PM

#8773

murder is fun

Posted: 3/15/05 at 10:17pm

It's okay, love. I've grown a lot of patience. You forget I've had to put up with Ellie in your absence. She's not even a natural blonde, but apparently peroxide does more damage.

I suppose you're my sis AND my cous! (Pronounced "cuz" like "cousin", not "koos" like "cous cous".)

#8774

murder is fun

Posted: 3/15/05 at 10:18pm

Couses are fine. (Pronounced like cuzes, not kooses) How lucky are we to have that "big lesbo" as our Aunt?

#8775

murder is fun

Posted: 3/15/05 at 10:19pm

I am a natural blonde, skank. AND a natural woman, unlike you...

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