Ok, so I was really bored and decided to type up all of our "chapters" and organize them. Don't laugh at my patheticism.
One Song Glory: A Memoir of Hair Dye, Sparkly Pants, and Trying to Forget About the Musical Rent
Part 1: The Crazy Thing They Call the Internet
The Day I Figured Out How to Use the Internet
Book of Endings Part 2: Finding the Love Threads
Some Girls Have Made Five Love Threads About Me. Raul and Anthony Only Have Two. I Guess I'm Just Pretty Awesome
My Fans Seem to Have Found Every Single Picture of Me. I Don't Know Where They Find These!
There Are Bad Pictures of ME?
The Day I Googled Myself and Found out I Was a Nun
The Day I Decided NEVER TO USE A COMPUTER AGAIN
Part 2: My Fabulous Style
Real Men Wear Overalls
Plaid Pants and the Tightness Of
Why I Enjoy Tight Pants, (Even Though They’re Bad for You)
My Enjoyment of Sparkles
The Day I Went Shopping And The Store Clerks Were So Happy That Someone Finally Bought All Those Beautiful Shirts, They Started Laughing!
I Bought This Awesome Shirt that Says Dirty Sanchez. I think I'll Wear it All the Time
Part 3: How to Get Your Groove On, Adam Style
Everything I Know About Dancing
Why I Love Dancing With Pineapples
Part 4: Hair Tales
Mullets are In. Really!
Yay, Bleach! Life as an Extreme Blond
Today, I Decided that I Wanted My Hair to be Blue
I Really, Really Love Hair Dye!
My Hair: Long or Short? Discuss!
Reasons Why My Hair Is So F*cking Awesome
Part 5: The Fabulousity of My Face
How I Get My Eyelashes to Look So Pretty
The Day I Discovered Eyeliner and Lipstick
I Don't Wear Makeup, I Swear
Yes, I Know My Smile Is Perfect
Part 6: The Bod
My Life as a Personal Trainer
The Problems with Manboobs
Part 7: My Fading Memory
ADAM SING GLORY! F*ck You, No
I have a Problem Remembering the Lyrics to a Song that I've sung at Least 600 Times
I'm Never Doing Rent or Aida Again
Oh Wait, Never Mind
So, I Did Rent and Aida Again
Part 8: The Fans
The Day This Crazy Fangirl Asked Me to Sing to an Odd Utensil
Sometimes, I Curse Like a Truck Driver in Front of My Fans. I Bet They Think it's Hot
No, I Will Not Light Your Candle
I Wonder Why That Girl Who Sees Everything I Do Is Afraid of Me
Why Everyone Should Take Snuggly Fan Pictures
Part 9: I’m Such a Rockstar
My Obsession with the Beatles and My Fangirlish Antics in the Presence of Billy Joel
10 Years Later, And I STILL Prefer Singing with My Eyes Closed, Thank You Very Much
Why I'm Still a Rockstar, Even Though I'm on Broadway and in Movies, and Singing Songs with Plots
Part 10: I Love Me
Why I Want to Take Myself Out on a Date
I Don't Need a New Year's Resolution. I'm Perfect
I Am A Very Handsome Man
Part 11: My Life in the Gutter
Welcome to My Dirty Mind, And Why I'm Not Allowed to Post on the Rent Blog
The Day I Met Raul ...
How I Hit the High Notes (with a little help from my friends)
Part 12: My Weird Antics
Why I Like to Snack on Teddy Bears
Why I Sing With My Hand between My Legs
My "Camera Radar" and How to Develop It
Death Stare
Part 13: The Days I’d Rather Forget
The Prettyboy Learns a Lesson: The Day Anthony Beat Me Up Because I Spent Too Much Time In The Bathroom
All My Exes, How I Used Them For Their Apartments, And How I Continue To Run Into Them
Epilogue: How I Will Continue to Be Madam Adam FOREVER
I recognize the addiction to being alive.
Updated On: 2/5/06 at 04:56 PM