I'm totally with you guys in calling bull**** on that secret, both for the reasons already mentioned and that the idea of anyone crying while listening to Sk8r Boi for emotional reasons (rather than "this crap makes my ears hurt" reasons) is too absurd to be believable.
Major heh at the organizing of the book chapters. Now, all we need is for the back cover to have an appropriate picture of Adam and the text, "They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street..."
"There was this one time an alarm went off - it was in the middle of '24.' That's just wrong. Everyone knows everyone was watching '24' at that time."
--NYU student quoted in the Washington Square News about students ignoring the frequent fire alarms in dorms