The Official Adam Pascal Love Thread, part three — Page 21

#501

Penguin runs everyone off.

Posted: 8/23/05 at 10:30pm

Your devotion is more pure, Emcee. I'm sure they wouldn't pass you over.
On a completely unrelated note, my mother's crush on Cary Shields is getting annoying. I had to threaten to post her picture on the Internet before she would shut up

#502

Penguin runs everyone off.

Posted: 8/23/05 at 10:30pm

More bitchy than I? I can't think of a one...

Boobs is probably too big a role for me anyway. Can I be a stagehand?

#503

Penguin runs everyone off.

Posted: 8/23/05 at 10:30pm

ha! That's kind of funny.

My mother apparently has a thing for Taye Diggs.

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#504

Penguin runs everyone off.

Posted: 8/23/05 at 10:31pm

A certain one in charge of a page on the world wide web, would be who I had in mind.

Or, you know - Raul.

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#505

Penguin runs everyone off.

Posted: 8/23/05 at 10:31pm

(And therefore sleep with the cast?)

Emcee and Bruce Vilanch. Woohoo...

#506

Penguin runs everyone off.

Posted: 8/23/05 at 10:32pm

On another unrelated note, it's going to cost me $31.55 Canadian to get a copy of the Hair Actors Fund CD. I can't afford that!

But, ooo, fun! Who can I be? I have boobs!

#507

Penguin runs everyone off.

Posted: 8/23/05 at 10:33pm

Oh, amasis...

Raul is going to play Boobs, what?

And can I pretty please be a stagehand? Or if not that, an usher? I'll even sweep the floor.

Julia for Emcee, yes or no?

#508

Penguin runs everyone off.

Posted: 8/23/05 at 10:34pm

Can I run around with a clipboard? Pleease?

#509

Penguin runs everyone off.

Posted: 8/23/05 at 10:34pm

I meant Ms. Murney, amasis. Psh. I say yes, that's flattering.

If the bitchy one-in-charge-of-webpage can't play Boobs, I think Esparza should do it.

*kicks nia in the shins* No.

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#510

Penguin runs everyone off.

Posted: 8/23/05 at 10:35pm

Yes, Nia! And, you know, Julia will have to spend lots of time hanging around with Emcee, to get all the little mannerisms down!

#511

Penguin runs everyone off.

Posted: 8/23/05 at 10:36pm

"Hey kids, let's put on a show!"

The appeal is obviously ageless, even in cyber jest!

#512

Penguin runs everyone off.

Posted: 8/23/05 at 10:37pm

Well, if Emcee gets to spend time with Julia, I claim Natasha. I'll go to the show every night like a good muppet and wait for her to attend...

Oh, plans.

Ellie, you're going to have a CLIPBOARD?! Can I have your autograph? Pleaseeeee?

#513

Penguin runs everyone off.

Posted: 8/23/05 at 10:38pm

Julia's hotter; Natasha is yours. I can deal with that.

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#514

Penguin runs everyone off.

Posted: 8/23/05 at 10:38pm

To dearest Nia, best wishes....Ellie X

#515

Penguin runs everyone off.

Posted: 8/23/05 at 10:39pm

Ellieeee! Me, too! Make mine extra special... perhaps something about your chest hair.

#516

Let's write a musical!

Posted: 8/23/05 at 10:39pm

*squeal* I got an autograph from someone involved in the show!

Natasha in her black Cabaret corset. Not at all a bad consolation prize.

#517

Let's write a musical!

Posted: 8/23/05 at 10:40pm

Ellie has chest hair? Who knew?!

Julia's gonna wear her Wild Party costume, just for me. I win.

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#518

Let's write a musical!

Posted: 8/23/05 at 10:41pm

Dearest Allie, I've enclosed one of my chest hairs as requested and also some of my toenail clippings. Fondest regards, Ellie Xx

P.S. I don't want to see them on eBay!

#519

Let's write a musical!

Posted: 8/23/05 at 10:41pm

You always do, Emcee.

Ellie's chest hair is sexy.

#520

Let's write a musical!

Posted: 8/23/05 at 10:42pm

The Mein Herr corset? Could we get Julia one of those?

("ugh!" Ellie.)

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#521

Let's write a musical!

Posted: 8/23/05 at 10:43pm

Woo! I'll treasure these forever, Ellie, my sweet!

#522

Let's write a musical!

Posted: 8/23/05 at 10:43pm

That seems to leave Adam up for grabs... )

#523

Let's write a musical!

Posted: 8/23/05 at 10:44pm

If she gets toenails, I want eye goobers!

Allie, will you muppet with me?

No Emcee. Believe it or not, even you can not have everything.

#524

Let's write a musical!

Posted: 8/23/05 at 10:44pm

wow I was only gone for like an hour or two and had to read three pages to catch up, and follow quite a lot of different thoughts
I love it!

I love writting random musicals, I hate plots though, I'm just bad at them. I write characters. Ellie's chest hair has a thousand nuances as a character.
Maybe we should rip off Seinfeld and have a musical about nothing.

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#525

Let's write a musical!

Posted: 8/23/05 at 10:44pm

Adam's going to play my non-existant significant other.

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