Your devotion is more pure, Emcee. I'm sure they wouldn't pass you over.
On a completely unrelated note, my mother's crush on Cary Shields is getting annoying. I had to threaten to post her picture on the Internet before she would shut up
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
More bitchy than I? I can't think of a one...
Boobs is probably too big a role for me anyway. Can I be a stagehand?
ha! That's kind of funny.
My mother apparently has a thing for Taye Diggs.
A certain one in charge of a page on the world wide web, would be who I had in mind.
Or, you know - Raul.
(And therefore sleep with the cast?)
Emcee and Bruce Vilanch. Woohoo...
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
On another unrelated note, it's going to cost me $31.55 Canadian to get a copy of the Hair Actors Fund CD. I can't afford that!
But, ooo, fun! Who can I be? I have boobs!
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
Oh, amasis...
Raul is going to play Boobs, what?
And can I pretty please be a stagehand? Or if not that, an usher? I'll even sweep the floor.
Julia for Emcee, yes or no?
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
Can I run around with a clipboard? Pleease?
I meant Ms. Murney, amasis. Psh. I say yes, that's flattering.
If the bitchy one-in-charge-of-webpage can't play Boobs, I think Esparza should do it.
*kicks nia in the shins* No.
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
Yes, Nia! And, you know, Julia will have to spend lots of time hanging around with Emcee, to get all the little mannerisms down!
"Hey kids, let's put on a show!"
The appeal is obviously ageless, even in cyber jest!
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
Well, if Emcee gets to spend time with Julia, I claim Natasha. I'll go to the show every night like a good muppet and wait for her to attend...
Oh, plans.
Ellie, you're going to have a CLIPBOARD?! Can I have your autograph? Pleaseeeee?
Julia's hotter; Natasha is yours. I can deal with that.
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
Ellieeee! Me, too! Make mine extra special... perhaps something about your chest hair.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
*squeal* I got an autograph from someone involved in the show!
Natasha in her black Cabaret corset. Not at all a bad consolation prize.
Ellie has chest hair? Who knew?!
Julia's gonna wear her Wild Party costume, just for me. I win.
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
Dearest Allie, I've enclosed one of my chest hairs as requested and also some of my toenail clippings. Fondest regards, Ellie Xx
P.S. I don't want to see them on eBay!
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
You always do, Emcee.
Ellie's chest hair is sexy.
The Mein Herr corset? Could we get Julia one of those?
("ugh!" Ellie.)
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
Woo! I'll treasure these forever, Ellie, my sweet!
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
If she gets toenails, I want eye goobers!
Allie, will you muppet with me?
No Emcee. Believe it or not, even you can not have everything.
wow I was only gone for like an hour or two and had to read three pages to catch up, and follow quite a lot of different thoughts
I love it!
I love writting random musicals, I hate plots though, I'm just bad at them. I write characters. Ellie's chest hair has a thousand nuances as a character.
Maybe we should rip off Seinfeld and have a musical about nothing.
Adam's going to play my non-existant significant other.
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