The Official Adam Pascal Love Thread, part three- Page 23

[Ellie3]

Posted: 8/23/05 at 10:58pm

Massage your feet, Nia? Your feet??? Who do you think I am? Allie?

Allie, massage Nia's feet. There's some toenail clippings in it for you.
Updated On: 8/23/05 at 10:58 PM

[insomniak]

Posted: 8/23/05 at 11:00pm

Ellie, I thought you loved me. *sniff* I guess this is just more fodder for my play.

Emcee, I was rapidly demoted from creator to producer to minor role to stagehand to muppet to uninvolved. That says something about my ability to drum up funds.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 8/23/05 at 11:00pm

Hang on...Community theatre?? Ohio????

Why am I wasting time on you?

C'mon, Allie - we're leaving.

*looks disgustedly at Nia*

[smartpenguin78]

Posted: 8/23/05 at 11:00pm

Allie, you can play Emcee in DANCE
Nia, I'll finance Napoleon so I can trounce it at the Tony's and call your melodies "Danny Elfman's Simpsons theme strung over 3 hours"

[Thenardier]

Posted: 8/23/05 at 11:01pm

Ooooo, Napoleon the musical.

The sweetest musical - ha!

I wanna be Pedro!

[Allie]

Posted: 8/23/05 at 11:01pm

I'm so torn! Follow my lovely vowel twin, Ellie, or stay and perhaps become a star... known all over for playing Emcee... Too many decisions!

[luvtheEmcee]

Posted: 8/23/05 at 11:01pm

Producers are sneanky, nia. You can handle it. Then when you make billions on Iscreama: The Musical, you can happily finance the Hicksville show.

ETA - wait! Ellie's playing me?! What happened to JULIA?!

Updated On: 8/23/05 at 11:01 PM

[smartpenguin78]

Posted: 8/23/05 at 11:03pm

Ellie and Allie, you both know the place to be is on Broadway with the bird. OHIO is total loserville and Nia will return and give up artistic integrity soon.

[Allie]

Posted: 8/23/05 at 11:04pm

Not Ellie, ALLIE... wait. Are we double-casting this thing? I don't mind sharing a role with Julia, but it would have nice to know in advance! *huffs* Oh. Myybe these are two different shows? I am SO confused!

[insomniak]

Posted: 8/23/05 at 11:04pm

I am not involved with Iscrema.

Penguin, I'd love to make it from homeless to Broadway without taking the Brooklyn route, but we have to make a deal. No Emcee. None. I know she'd be a huge box office seller, but I refuse to sacrifice my art.

Thenadier, wouldn't you rather be in Iscrema with Emcee?

[Ellie3]

Posted: 8/23/05 at 11:05pm

Slight correction, Emcee...

My chest hair is playing you. As if I would sink to such depths!

Allie - hot mocha, two sugars. NOW!

[luvtheEmcee]

Posted: 8/23/05 at 11:06pm

Hey. I'm art. Tres, tres...

Does your chest hair exit the stage door, Ellie? The press must know.

[Allie]

Posted: 8/23/05 at 11:07pm

*scrambles* Right away, your Highness Ellie.

[Thenardier]

Posted: 8/23/05 at 11:07pm

I can do both!

I am mutli-talented at multi-tasking.

I am Kwana...in Iscreama.

I get to use a machete.

WA-CHA!

Em is Iscreama.

We'll have to breed Raul with Adam and wait for Espascal.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 8/23/05 at 11:07pm

My chest hair leaves through a secret underground tunnel to avoid the throngs of people and news crews.

[luvtheEmcee]

Posted: 8/23/05 at 11:08pm

*shakes head* Fans are going to be very upset!

Nard, you're all wrong. I can't play Iscream, because I don't act. Maybe I'll conduct the orchestra.

[smartpenguin78]

Posted: 8/23/05 at 11:09pm

Julia and Allie are sharing the role. I will agree NO EMCEE.
and NO NARD I will not work with that Bast*rd, he might try to steal my "womenz"
Ellie's chest hair is being shifted to my Dracula revival, Dracula the one hair show

[amasis]

Posted: 8/23/05 at 11:09pm

ETA - wait! Ellie's playing me?! What happened to JULIA?!

She's busy watching someone's show...

"Those in attendance included Jackie Hoffman, Tyler Manard, Julia Murney..." (from a BWW review)
Updated On: 8/23/05 at 11:09 PM

[insomniak]

Posted: 8/23/05 at 11:09pm

Does it have a limo or a Hummer, Ellie?

*takes artistic integrity back to Hicksville* I'll learn to like it here, thanks. Maybe we'll even get Betty Buckley and Patti Lupone and Daisy Egan to do a few things and it'll be the theatre capital of the Midwest!

[Thenardier]

Posted: 8/23/05 at 11:10pm

"and NO NARD I will not work with that Bast*rd, he might try to steal my "womenz""

Moi?

Non!

Em - WHAT acting? BE yourself. You ARE Iscreama.

I think we need to combine all of these ideas into ONE show.

One crazy show.

[luvtheEmcee]

Posted: 8/23/05 at 11:11pm

I saw that, amasis.

Alas, attending theatre is only a one night event. She can still play me. ahem.

Maybe Ellie's chest hair should apparate from the theatre to its car; that seems to be a popular apparent tactic lately.

agh. my finger is bleeding!

[smartpenguin78]

Posted: 8/23/05 at 11:13pm

what do you think Nia, return to the WAY for ONe Hell of A F'n Mess ?

[Allie]

Posted: 8/23/05 at 11:13pm

My head is spinning just trying to keep all of this straight!

[Ellie3]

Posted: 8/23/05 at 11:13pm

Limo? Hummer? Don't talk tack, child. My chest hair travels by private jet, dutifully piloted by Allie. Speaking of whom...I'm still waiting for my mocha!!!!

[Ellie3]

Posted: 8/23/05 at 11:13pm

Limo? Hummer? Don't talk tack, child. My chest hair travels by private jet, dutifully piloted by Allie. Speaking of whom...I'm still waiting for my mocha!!!!