::tries and fails to imagine the unbearable talent and hotness of someone named Espascal::
That image makes my entire body overheat.
I already have Espacal signed for a seven show contract. Theatre will BE me.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
Really, Penguin? You'd pour money into a small, artistic and thoughtful production even though everyone would go to see Emcee instead?
*hug*
Ellie, a jet? So lower-class. Why aren't you being whisked about by magic carpet with a sex goddess like myself feeding you grapes and fanning your chest hair?
Ellie, can I get an autograph from your chest hair?
I'll just have to... ahem.... convince Espascal to be in my show.
Convince. That's right.
If she's in one of my productions Nia, that's all IN the jet.
I like to support some projects like yours Nia, besides I'll make a mint off EMCEE, and Esparcal.
I feel generous Nard you can have an audition for Pedro.
The Iscreama team can share its funds. We're friendly folk.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
And I don't even have to sleep with you to get it, Penguin. What a guy.
I do control casting, though. And Thenardier's shown more intrest in Emcee than me, so I wouldn't waste time and funds trying to commit him to Napoleon.
*writes Rejecthead script* I think it'll be a parody. How about it?
Nard's too tall to play Napoleon, anyway.
Maybe Raul will do it.
I'm only WRITING Iscreama. I'm acting in Napoleon.
And Espascal is a registered trademark of Iscream - registered to me.
Henceforth, he's in Iscreama.
Plus, we already have a poster!
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
Sorry, Marlene - unfortunately, my chest hair is illiterate. However, play your cards right and there may be some toe-nail clippings in it for you...these damn nails grow so fast and thick, I have to get rid of them somehow! Anyhow, the fans love it. X Ellie
That poster never ever fails to make me laugh.
We can get a three week out on the billing costs, plus the overhead and the guartee!
Rejecthead is a GO!
Nard will NEVER play the LEAD! Espascal, Raul and Adam (perpetually youngenated) are our company of Leads, with occasional guests like Norbert, Hunter and Matt.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
I'd love for Raul to play Pedro. Penguin, do you think we can talk him into it?
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
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He's the right height for Napoleon! Adam can play Pedro, after his stunt-cast turn in Iscreama... as... himself?
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
Penguin, that's marvelous!
I'm so glad someone loves me.
Do you....
think we could get a Tony nomination?
*tosses Mocha on ex-lover's face* I own the world! Or rather, my friend does. Same thing.
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
Here! Right here, Ellie!
Think Adam can get that accent, Emcee?
Can I be the first to buy tickets? This is gonna be too good to miss!
Well we have Emcee, so our persuading skills are untoppable!
Allie you had better be keeping the DIVA happy. We have lots of work for her!
I think I'll just buy the rights to ISCREAMA away from you Nard.
or take them, I bet you let the copyright lapse.
Nah, he'll just... wing it, Allie.
I loved nia before she became a diva with her "high art." Hicks don't get Tony nods.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
No, YOU have Emcee, I have you... So we're associated somehow. Hm.
*happily plans for Rejecthead* We're going to have awesome sets, because at one point I wanted to be a set designer.
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