...and my lettuce is always limp.
I don't particularly like iceberg either, I prefer the mixed bag thingies, but my parents never buy them.
I like to have kidney beans on my salads, and, if I go all out at a restaurant, maybe some egg. I LOVE cherry tomatoes. And olive oil and vinegar is my dressing of choice.
"Blow out the candles, Robert, and make a wish. Want something. Want something."
Wishes come true, not free.