Oh, sweet jesus, Lindsay Lohan.
I have a funny story about her, actually. I saw a magazine (tabloid, really) at the drug store today, and on the cover it said "LINDSAY LOHAN - My Healthy Diet tips."
I laughed and said, "HA! What's that? NOT EATING?"
"Oh, good. After all, I can rub my stomach and pat my head at the same time, and I can do it with my eyes closed while whistling 'The Entertainer.' That's rhythm for you."
~ Snaps, proving that White Boys CAN have rhythm
Updated On: 7/10/05 at 01:36 AM