Haha! Thanks guys. He also told me he's sure someone my age has never seen a play the other day, and then proceeded to explain to me how theatre is literature worthy of study too, though he's sure I don't know that.
Then, when he assigned us a creative writing assignment based on a book we'd just read, he explained the concept of fanfiction to me.
I really would enlighten the guy, but it's just too darn amusing.
"A little humility wouldn't hurt."
--Ellie, Constantine-Hellblazer, "Dangerous Habits"