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#26

re: The Official Dane Cook Is Not Funny Thread

Posted: 9/10/06 at 5:28pm

Rath,

Hate to break it to you..........

but, you OLD too..............

"What a story........ everything but the bloodhounds snappin' at her rear end." -- Birdie [http://margochanning.broadwayworld.com/] "The Devil Be Hittin' Me" -- Whitney

#27

re: The Official Dane Cook Is Not Funny Thread

Posted: 9/10/06 at 5:31pm

*runs over Margo with her Rascal scooter*

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#28

re: The Official Dane Cook Is Not Funny Thread

Posted: 9/10/06 at 5:40pm

You should just chill, and accept the fact that you both can remember the comic genius of London Lee!

#29

re: The Official Dane Cook Is Not Funny Thread

Posted: 9/10/06 at 5:44pm

Who?

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#30

re: The Official Dane Cook Is Not Funny Thread

Posted: 9/10/06 at 5:50pm

Not to mention Wally Cox, Dody Goodman and Shecky Greene.

"What a story........ everything but the bloodhounds snappin' at her rear end." -- Birdie [http://margochanning.broadwayworld.com/] "The Devil Be Hittin' Me" -- Whitney

#31

re: The Official Dane Cook Is Not Funny Thread

Posted: 9/10/06 at 5:53pm

Paul Lynde!

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#32

re: The Official Dane Cook Is Not Funny Thread

Posted: 9/10/06 at 6:00pm

Dane Cook has his moments, like any other comedian. Totie was hysterical. Paul Lynde was also very funny. I also liked Rusty Warren. Rath is.....eh.

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#33

re: The Official Dane Cook Is Not Funny Thread

Posted: 9/10/06 at 6:02pm

Someone is asking for the Rascal treatment!

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#34

re: The Official Dane Cook Is Not Funny Thread

Posted: 9/10/06 at 6:06pm

Not sure what that is. Should I be afraid? Will I know the Rascal treatment when it happens? And you know I think you're very funny, as I've posted that before.

#35

re: The Official Dane Cook Is Not Funny Thread

Posted: 9/10/06 at 6:07pm

Wait until you see the upcoming terribly unfunny "comedy", "Good Luck Chuck", starring Dane, Jessica Alba and Dan Fogler.

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#36

re: The Official Dane Cook Is Not Funny Thread

Posted: 9/10/06 at 6:08pm

*backs away from vb*

Tiff works on all the great ones!

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#37

re: The Official Dane Cook Is Not Funny Thread

Posted: 9/10/06 at 6:10pm

Oh-oh.

#38

re: The Official Dane Cook Is Not Funny Thread

Posted: 9/10/06 at 6:11pm

:-P There are some you do for the money and some you do for the money AND for Pierce, Halle, Benecio and Renee, bitch.

Ironically, I'm going to the "Good Luck Chuck" wrap party tomorrow night - but it's for the free booze and canapes, not for the "star" sightings.

Updated On: 9/10/06 at 06:11 PM

#39

re: The Official Dane Cook Is Not Funny Thread

Posted: 9/10/06 at 8:20pm

Hey, that's as good a reason as any.

#40

re: The Official Dane Cook Is Not Funny Thread

Posted: 9/10/06 at 8:57pm

I've always found Dane Cook to be terribly unfunny. If I hear someone talk about "the BK Lounge" one more time, I'm cuttin' a person. His material is even more painful when repeated by everyone else about, oh, 800000 times.

It didn't help matters when he came to perform at my university during our production of "Into the Woods", either.

Oh, and I have to join in the Lewis Black love, as well. I've followed him on the Daily Show since at least 2000 and have seen him live twice.

Stop looking at my charisma.

#41

re: The Official Dane Cook Is Not Funny Thread

Posted: 9/10/06 at 8:59pm

i love him! has anyone here seen "waiting"?

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#42

re: The Official Dane Cook Is Not Funny Thread

Posted: 9/10/06 at 9:00pm

Zach Galifinakis and Patton Oswalt are both much funnier to me. I wish they got more attention.

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#43

re: The Official Dane Cook Is Not Funny Thread

Posted: 9/10/06 at 9:02pm

i love both of them too

and dimetri martin, and sue murphy.

#44

re: The Official Dane Cook Is Not Funny Thread

Posted: 9/10/06 at 11:23pm

I thought he was hilarious on Saturday Night Live. Most of the other things I've seen him do make me chuckle a little, but it's really his delivery that I find funny.

#45

re: The Official Dane Cook Is Not Funny Thread

Posted: 9/11/06 at 2:11am

I usually adore dane, but his recent 90 min HBO special was not very impressive. It seemed to me like he was trying a little too hard...

#46

re: The Official Dane Cook Is Not Funny Thread

Posted: 9/11/06 at 11:56am

I don't find him funny at all. just annoying and overhyped.

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#47

re: The Official Dane Cook Is Not Funny Thread

Posted: 9/11/06 at 11:58am

I live in this black hole in which I've heard of him, but have never heard ANY of his act. Ever.

#48

re: The Official Dane Cook Is Not Funny Thread

Posted: 9/11/06 at 12:19pm

I never hear of him except on this board and if I catch him on TV.

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