The Official Greg Jbara Love Thread! PART 4. CELEBRATING 1 YEAR OF LOVIN'!! — Page 100

So, my family has a digital picture frame thing and i was just walking by it and the picture of me and Greg from last summer was on it. I was thinking about checking the thread when I saw it too. A sign? Maybe.

What book did you read?


YES.

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Well, my first dream with Greg was like this:

I was at my local library and looking for a book, though I didn't know what book I was looking for, but I'd know it when I saw it. So I couldn't find the book and I was pretty pissed. Then I turned around and Greg was apparently holding THE book. So I was like "Gregory Jbara what are you doing with my book?" and he gave it to me. So then we were talking and decided to get in a "book fight" in the middle of the non-fiction section, where we threw every single book off the shelves and at each other and unsuspecting passing people.

So then last night I had this dream...

I was at my school library and apparently was getting yelled at for turning my pages to loudly. So they yelled at me to go see library security. Which is retarded, library security? C'mon. So I walked down to this office and Greg was sitting there marching around, humming, waving a baton, and eating a donut. So I was like "Whoa Greg you're my security guard, cool, write me off." It didn't even phase me at the beginning that he was a library security guard at my school... but of course, like all library security guard actors...it was not Greg, but an imposter. Bastard.

Updated On: 4/23/06 at 07:01 PM

You have to use his fly guy name-"JTag"

Lol. Very realistic dream.
I also had a random dream with Greg in it,it was like two minute though:
Kay. I was walking to my friends house and that only takes like 8 secconds, so while i was walking i spotted this little squirrel and since i love squirrels but still have this terrible fear of them i decided that i wanted to take a picture of the squirrel (because their cute. But i had to take it far away because they might have rabbies) with my digital camera because i wanted to show my friend. (she just loves animals)So i wanted to take a picture that wasn't too far or too close to the squirrel and since the sidewalk on my streets are pretty narrow and like no one passes down my block i decided to take a picture in the street. While i was backing up i hit this red car and i ended up like on top of the car. It didn't hurt me, that was good, and the driver came out to see if everything was ok, and guess who the driver was? Greg :) I was like 'OMG im so sorry!' Did i damage your car? No. Did i hurt anyone? No. Are you ok? Yeah, i'm fine. Are you sure? Yes :) Are you positive? Yes. Who else is in the car? No one, just me. Do you have car insurance? Yes. If i damaged the car i'll pay for it! No it's fine, not even a scratch. Are you sure? Yes! Positive? Yes.
Then the squirrel came up from behind me and bit my leg.
THE END :)

Wiicked those run on sentences make my eyes bleed.

WHY WOULD GREG DO THAT?

Actually, the better question is

WHEN DID YOU LEARN TO READ?

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You two are in cahoots against me, aren't you? Don't deny it! I'm on to you.

PARTY ON PAGE 100!

I'm inclined to think
Half mankind
Thinks the other half is blind
Wouldn't be surprised to find
They're all in cahoots

-"Facade", Jekyll and Hyde

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Yes, digging through Liz's photobucket...excellent idea!

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See, who knew I loved nature?...Not I!

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LMAO KERRIE! The bring back Blucat500 avatars were priceless.

AND YOU ALL WERE DEMANDING GIFS, DON'T DENY IT!