Cat, I finished writing your paper. Here it is:
A lot was going on in England during the timespan of 1840 to 1910. The social condition was in terrible danger because of the sudden tea famine. The Tea Famine of 1840 was caused by a scandalous group, the GFU. One night, all of the English dudes were sleeping, and it is said that the members of GFU somehow confiscated all of the tea in England at the time. They wanted England to use proper capitalization and grammar, which at this time, the whole country refused to do. To this very day, no one knows where all the tea went. There are several conspiracies, including one that states that the tea was never really taken, and the whole thing was cooked up by BroadwayGirlWicked. It proposes the idea that the tea was not gone, but BroadwayGirlWicked had stole Liz Biz's superpowers (through mojo-- see Austin Powers) and used them to eliminate English's recognition of tea. They would think it was water, and they would not taste the difference (their tastebuds had been altered as well). Whether BGW had really performed the dirty deed, no one knows.
The Tea Famine affected the social condition in a superfluous way. People no longer knew what to do during their "Tea Time". Tea Parties ceased to exist, and upon that fact, thousands of girls were reported to have committed suicide after their stuffed animals and dolls refused to drink water. Years had past, but no tea appeared in England, even though they could trade for it, it would not be visible/tastable in their country. When the boys of the country were older, another big social dip came. Since there were practically no girls left in which for them to focus their attractions on, almost all of the boys took their own lives- like the young girls. The ones that remained were homosexual, a sin that is not forgivable because God rocks and stuff. The homosexuals didn't stay around for long though, they soon took a trip to New York and found their passion in something called Broadway.
After a long period of time, the Tea Famine had eliminated a whole generation. Since that generation was gone, there were very few babies (except for like gross times when like 50 year old women have children and ew nasty). Many people believed that the society of England would crumble forever. There had to be a way to solve the horrible conditions in England. Finally, someone had the brilliant idea to call the Ninja Turtles. Unfortunately, they weren't that brilliant because the Ninja Turtles didn't have their cell phone with them at the time. Thank god for voice mail.
Anyways, the Ninja Turtles saved England by using their really sweet martial art type skills to make the tea appear again (or get it back, depending on which story you believe). Except Michelangelo didn't show up because he was playing a videogame, which is really sad because he rocks.
As you can see, the social condition of England was saved, once again, by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
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