Oh my God.
I just told my mother I wasn't feeling well -- I'm pretty sure it's because of allergies, but you never know.
So she had two suggestions when I mentioned that my glands were a bit swollen. One of them was that it could be related to my wisdom tooth that's coming in. HOWEVER, that wasn't her first suggestion. The first thing she asked me was "could you have gotten sick from Raul?!?!" Why does she want to blame him?!

Sad! I mean, I'm sure it's not a TOTAL impossibility, but it's really unlikely. And she's totally serious!
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Updated On: 9/29/05 at 06:23 PM