How on earth would you explain that? The boysenberry jam thing makes sense but:
"Someone I know from online saw you and your wife walking down the street and said you were chomping on your gum like a mad fiend, so I thought I'd buy you some more gum"
doesn't make as good a story. And would probably scare him. We wouldn't get the happy smiling pictures like you.
Like a firework unexploded
Wanting life but never
knowing how