#1
Posted: 8/19/06 at 2:16pm
"Why's everybody always picking on me?"
Who's a victim?
Who's a victim?
The Official Victim Thread
#2
Posted: 8/19/06 at 2:18pm
Po' thang.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#3
It's hard out here for a pimp.
Posted: 8/19/06 at 2:19pm
It's hard out here for a pimp.
"You just can't win. Ever. Look at the bright side, at least you are not stuck in First Wives Club: The Musical. That would really suck. "
--Sueleen Gay
#4
Posted: 8/19/06 at 2:19pm
Way to head a thread right for deletion, Jaily.
#5
Posted: 8/19/06 at 2:19pm
I've been a victim all my life. It's a persona that I have carefully cultivated and nurtured over the years. It gets me a lot of attention and pity. It gives me something to post about on this board. So, don't try to take it away from me the way everyone else does.
My Victim Website
My Victim Website
http://www.danperezgallery.com
#6
Posted: 8/19/06 at 2:20pm
orion, I love you for your victimosity...
"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."
#7
Posted: 8/19/06 at 2:22pm
Jail, is that JonBenet Ramsey? If so, that's sick.
The rain we knew is a thing of the past -
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.
Derek Mahon
"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."
Arthur Miller
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.
Derek Mahon
"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."
Arthur Miller
#8
Posted: 8/19/06 at 2:23pm
Have you been victimized recently because of your race, national origin, religion, kind of hair or lack thereof, your various "challenges," your choice of art, your bad taste, your vile smoking habits?
Tell us all about it; nothing is more interesting than you.
Tell us all about it; nothing is more interesting than you.
#9
Posted: 8/19/06 at 2:24pm
So tempted to post a picture of Nicole and Ron . . .
#10
Posted: 8/19/06 at 2:25pm
Naw, I'm no victim, at times I have this vanity thinking it would be interesting being pitied by all, but that's just a passing fancy 
#11
Posted: 8/19/06 at 2:25pm
Being a victim is a state of mind.
And a state of mind that I happen to enjoy very much.
And a state of mind that I happen to enjoy very much.
"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."
#12
Posted: 8/19/06 at 2:26pm
Have you been victimized recently because of your race, national origin, religion, kind of hair or lack thereof, your various "challenges," your choice of art, your bad taste, your vile smoking habits?
Yes, yes, yes...all of that
Why does everyone hate me?
Yes, yes, yes...all of that
Why does everyone hate me?
http://www.danperezgallery.com
#13
Posted: 8/19/06 at 2:27pm
Were you victimized by a mean comment in the subway, the elevator, while shopping at Whole Foods?
Big ears want to know.
Big ears want to know.
#14
Posted: 8/19/06 at 2:28pm
Does it count to be victimized by oneself??
#15
Posted: 8/19/06 at 2:30pm
Are you a professional victim, able to collect reparations for each slice of victimhood?
Do tell.
Do tell.
#17
Posted: 8/19/06 at 2:32pm
Is there a school for professional victims or does it come down to mere talent??
#18
Posted: 8/19/06 at 2:33pm
I was victimized while shopping in the Container Store the other day. It wasn't pretty and it wasn't something I asked for.
PEACE.
#20
Posted: 8/19/06 at 2:35pm
Oh Jaily, you have a such nice sense of humor I adore you for it!
I'm a victim because I'm a minority
I adore you for it! I'm a victim because I'm a minority
#21
Posted: 8/19/06 at 2:35pm
Details, Sueleen. This thread is all about details.
#22
Posted: 8/19/06 at 2:36pm
Don't you think that pink is a great color on my complexion?
"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."
#23
Posted: 8/19/06 at 2:36pm
Where the heck's the melt down thread gone???! Oh my, the mods are working very hard today it seems.
#25
Posted: 8/19/06 at 2:38pm
*lol* sorry, mistyped. Anyhow, where is it?
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