The Priest and the Potato: a little bedtime story for all of us
The Priest and the Potato: a little bedtime story for all of us
#1The Priest and the Potato: a little bedtime story for all of us
Posted: 11/12/08 at 4:06pm
Here's something you don't read about every day.
From The Week (it's the third little story)
The Priest and the Potato
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#2re: The Priest and the Potato: a little bedtime story for all of us
Posted: 11/12/08 at 4:07pmI can't say I care for the end-ing.
#2re: The Priest and the Potato: a little bedtime story for all of us
Posted: 11/12/08 at 4:11pm
Not sure where you boys were that day...
https://forum.broadwayworld.com/readmessage.cfm?boardid=2&boardname=off&thread=983714#3698577
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#3re: The Priest and the Potato: a little bedtime story for all of us
Posted: 11/12/08 at 4:12pm
Ah! Well, it was my birthday that day!
I was a little busy.
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#4re: The Priest and the Potato: a little bedtime story for all of us
Posted: 11/12/08 at 4:13pmI participated the first time too. I never tire of potato-in-the-butt jokes.
#5re: The Priest and the Potato: a little bedtime story for all of us
Posted: 11/12/08 at 4:13pmWhat kind of potato was it?
#6re: The Priest and the Potato: a little bedtime story for all of us
Posted: 11/12/08 at 4:14pm
According to PJ: a fingerling.
#7re: The Priest and the Potato: a little bedtime story for all of us
Posted: 11/12/08 at 4:22pm
Not Mr. Potato Head?
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#8re: The Priest and the Potato: a little bedtime story for all of us
Posted: 11/12/08 at 4:23pmNo Taz, Mr. Potato Anal.
#9re: The Priest and the Potato: a little bedtime story for all of us
Posted: 11/12/08 at 4:24pm
He was giving Mr. Potato head.
Here's the picture of the fingerlings I posted in the other thread.
I hope he used BoyButter.
#10re: The Priest and the Potato: a little bedtime story for all of us
Posted: 11/12/08 at 4:24pm
Boy, did you just give me an alter boy flashback!
When I worked in a hospital I was friends with one the intake nurses in the ER. You wouldn't believe the things she told me had to be removed from people's butts. And, much like in the fussili Jerry Sienfeld episode, every patient's story began with, "I was doing *blank* naked, when I lost my balance and fell on *blank*!" Nobody EVER admitted that zucchini/coke bottle/light bulb was put in there intentionally.
#11re: The Priest and the Potato: a little bedtime story for all of us
Posted: 11/12/08 at 4:25pmIt could be Mr. Potato Butthead, Joe.
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#12re: The Priest and the Potato: a little bedtime story for all of us
Posted: 11/12/08 at 4:28pm
I missed this the first time too.
Hanging curtains naked in his kitchen? BWAAHHHHAAAA!!!
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#13re: The Priest and the Potato: a little bedtime story for all of us
Posted: 11/12/08 at 4:42pmDon't laugh. I was making scotch eggs naked and slipped. Really. That's where that hard boiled egg went.
#14re: The Priest and the Potato: a little bedtime story for all of us
Posted: 11/12/08 at 4:50pm
I still dont understand why a potato...there are buttplugs and dildos for sale...leave the veggies and lightbulbs alone!
Is there some special thrill that only a lightbulb can satisfy?
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
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#15re: The Priest and the Potato: a little bedtime story for all of us
Posted: 11/12/08 at 5:06pmI think it's that it's SLIGHTLY less embarrassing to go to your local WalMart and buy a potato or a light bulb or a salami...
#16re: The Priest and the Potato: a little bedtime story for all of us
Posted: 11/12/08 at 5:10pmIt's not for us to question his story...but to laugh at it relentlessly.
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#17re: The Priest and the Potato: a little bedtime story for all of us
Posted: 11/12/08 at 5:19pmLOL, Joe! I hope you had a splatter guard on the deep fryer! Ouch!
#18re: The Priest and the Potato: a little bedtime story for all of us
Posted: 11/12/08 at 5:23pm
The vicar is from Sheffield, where The Full Monty film was located. Hanging curtains naked here is a socially acceptable, everyday occurence.
Infact the more I think about it, the oddest thing about that story is that he has curtains. I don't. If I did the neighbours wouldn't be able to see inside.
Updated On: 11/12/08 at 05:23 PM
#19re: The Priest and the Potato: a little bedtime story for all of us
Posted: 11/12/08 at 6:59pmBut why would you be walking around naked if you didn't have the curtains up yet?
#20re: The Priest and the Potato: a little bedtime story for all of us
Posted: 11/12/08 at 7:08pmPerhaps he was hanging curtains because the neighbors complained about the sorts of things he did naked with potatoes in plain view prior to buying curtains?
#21re: The Priest and the Potato: a little bedtime story for all of us
Posted: 11/12/08 at 7:15pmI'm wondering... if you deep-fry the potato afterward, is it called a Scotch anything?
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#22re: The Priest and the Potato: a little bedtime story for all of us
Posted: 11/12/08 at 11:36pmHanging curtains while naked gives the neighbors a better view!
#23re: The Priest and the Potato: a little bedtime story for all of us
Posted: 11/13/08 at 2:56pm
"I'm wondering... if you deep-fry the potato afterward, is it called a Scotch anything?"
Not sure about that, but if he'd deep fried it beforehand matters could have been even worse.
#24re: The Priest and the Potato: a little bedtime story for all of us
Posted: 11/13/08 at 2:59pm
"I'm wondering... if you deep-fry the potato afterward, is it called a Scotch anything?"
Scotch Hash Browns?
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