The Priest and the Potato: a little bedtime story for all of us

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The Priest and the Potato: a little bedtime story for all of us

Posted: 11/12/08 at 4:06pm

Here's something you don't read about every day.

From The Week (it's the third little story)
The Priest and the Potato

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#2

re: The Priest and the Potato: a little bedtime story for all of us

Posted: 11/12/08 at 4:07pm

I can't say I care for the end-ing.

#3

re: The Priest and the Potato: a little bedtime story for all of us

Posted: 11/12/08 at 4:11pm

Not sure where you boys were that day...
https://forum.broadwayworld.com/readmessage.cfm?boardid=2&boardname=off&thread=983714#3698577

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re: The Priest and the Potato: a little bedtime story for all of us

Posted: 11/12/08 at 4:12pm

Ah! Well, it was my birthday that day!

I was a little busy.

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#5

re: The Priest and the Potato: a little bedtime story for all of us

Posted: 11/12/08 at 4:13pm

I participated the first time too. I never tire of potato-in-the-butt jokes.

#6

re: The Priest and the Potato: a little bedtime story for all of us

Posted: 11/12/08 at 4:13pm

What kind of potato was it?

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#7

re: The Priest and the Potato: a little bedtime story for all of us

Posted: 11/12/08 at 4:14pm

According to PJ: a fingerling.

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Updated On: 11/12/08 at 04:14 PM

#8

re: The Priest and the Potato: a little bedtime story for all of us

Posted: 11/12/08 at 4:22pm

Not Mr. Potato Head?

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#9

re: The Priest and the Potato: a little bedtime story for all of us

Posted: 11/12/08 at 4:23pm

No Taz, Mr. Potato Anal.

#10

re: The Priest and the Potato: a little bedtime story for all of us

Posted: 11/12/08 at 4:24pm

He was giving Mr. Potato head.

Here's the picture of the fingerlings I posted in the other thread.



I hope he used BoyButter.

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#11

re: The Priest and the Potato: a little bedtime story for all of us

Posted: 11/12/08 at 4:24pm

Boy, did you just give me an alter boy flashback!

When I worked in a hospital I was friends with one the intake nurses in the ER. You wouldn't believe the things she told me had to be removed from people's butts. And, much like in the fussili Jerry Sienfeld episode, every patient's story began with, "I was doing *blank* naked, when I lost my balance and fell on *blank*!" Nobody EVER admitted that zucchini/coke bottle/light bulb was put in there intentionally.

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#12

re: The Priest and the Potato: a little bedtime story for all of us

Posted: 11/12/08 at 4:25pm

It could be Mr. Potato Butthead, Joe.

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#13

re: The Priest and the Potato: a little bedtime story for all of us

Posted: 11/12/08 at 4:28pm

I missed this the first time too.

Hanging curtains naked in his kitchen? BWAAHHHHAAAA!!!

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#14

re: The Priest and the Potato: a little bedtime story for all of us

Posted: 11/12/08 at 4:42pm

Don't laugh. I was making scotch eggs naked and slipped. Really. That's where that hard boiled egg went.

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re: The Priest and the Potato: a little bedtime story for all of us

Posted: 11/12/08 at 4:50pm

I still dont understand why a potato...there are buttplugs and dildos for sale...leave the veggies and lightbulbs alone!

Is there some special thrill that only a lightbulb can satisfy?

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#16

re: The Priest and the Potato: a little bedtime story for all of us

Posted: 11/12/08 at 5:06pm

I think it's that it's SLIGHTLY less embarrassing to go to your local WalMart and buy a potato or a light bulb or a salami...

#17

re: The Priest and the Potato: a little bedtime story for all of us

Posted: 11/12/08 at 5:10pm

It's not for us to question his story...but to laugh at it relentlessly.

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re: The Priest and the Potato: a little bedtime story for all of us

Posted: 11/12/08 at 5:19pm

LOL, Joe! I hope you had a splatter guard on the deep fryer! Ouch!

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#19

re: The Priest and the Potato: a little bedtime story for all of us

Posted: 11/12/08 at 5:23pm

The vicar is from Sheffield, where The Full Monty film was located. Hanging curtains naked here is a socially acceptable, everyday occurence.

Infact the more I think about it, the oddest thing about that story is that he has curtains. I don't. If I did the neighbours wouldn't be able to see inside.

Updated On: 11/12/08 at 05:23 PM

#20

re: The Priest and the Potato: a little bedtime story for all of us

Posted: 11/12/08 at 6:59pm

But why would you be walking around naked if you didn't have the curtains up yet?

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re: The Priest and the Potato: a little bedtime story for all of us

Posted: 11/12/08 at 7:08pm

Perhaps he was hanging curtains because the neighbors complained about the sorts of things he did naked with potatoes in plain view prior to buying curtains?

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#22

re: The Priest and the Potato: a little bedtime story for all of us

Posted: 11/12/08 at 7:15pm

I'm wondering... if you deep-fry the potato afterward, is it called a Scotch anything?

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#23

re: The Priest and the Potato: a little bedtime story for all of us

Posted: 11/12/08 at 11:36pm

Hanging curtains while naked gives the neighbors a better view!

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#24

re: The Priest and the Potato: a little bedtime story for all of us

Posted: 11/13/08 at 2:56pm

"I'm wondering... if you deep-fry the potato afterward, is it called a Scotch anything?"

Not sure about that, but if he'd deep fried it beforehand matters could have been even worse.

#25

re: The Priest and the Potato: a little bedtime story for all of us

Posted: 11/13/08 at 2:59pm

"I'm wondering... if you deep-fry the potato afterward, is it called a Scotch anything?"

Scotch Hash Browns?

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