A: A little bit of both
Q: Who is the oldest person alive?
A: Me.
Q: How do you think Tatum O'Neil is spending her holidays?
A: Swimming in a lake
Q: Who are the best Willy Wonka and Charlie Bucket?
A: Gene Wilder and Peter Ostrum. Hands down.
Q: Who is the biggest celebrity you've ever met?
A: LuLu Roman
Q: Why are all the stores closed ALL DAY on Christmas Day?
A: Because EVERYBODY needs a break.
Q: Why hasn't there been a movie version of Sweeney Todd yet?
A: Because 95% of America consists of idiots who either wouldn't understand it in the first place or just wouldn't "waste their time" on something like a musical movie.
Q: What should I do with the TWELVE boxes of chocolates I got from various students this year?
A: Not interesting enough for middle America. No one has sex with a pie or runs around topless.
or
A: Send some to me, I will have PMS next week.
Q: Should I attempt to return my ugly gifts before my flight home tomorrow?
A: (to both of you) Give them to the homeless.
Q: How much longer until you return to work or school?
A: Fly tomorrow, work on Tuesday. I think.
Q: Fruitcake: Why?
A: This is the "eternal question," and there is NO answer for it, logical or otherwise.
Q: How long after this before you see your relatives again?
A: When I feel like goin downstairs
Q: Why is Adam Pascal so amazing?
A: Because somewhere, someone out there loves us very very much.
Q: Just how amazing IS Adam?
A: I cant put into words..
Q: Why is he married?
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/22/05
A. Because, apparently, God hates me.
Q. Why am I so tired?
A: Too much junk food.
Q: What's your favorite thing to watch on TV during the holidays?
A : Because you have not had your daily allotment of caffeine!
Q: What should I find for dessert?
A: A pie
Q: Why is my neck so itchy????
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/30/05
A: Because Theatrebabe put itching powder in all your clothes... she's really nasty at times!
Q: Why am i still awake... again?
A: Because these threads are entertaining
Q: Why would theatrebabe do that?
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/22/05
A. HEY! Because goggles told me to. Hah!
Q. Why are digital cameras so much fun?
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/30/05
A: Because you got one for christmas
Q: Why is this thread the most popular tonight?
A: Because the world loves you
Q: Do you know the muffin man?
A: Not personally, no. I'm sorry.
Q: What is your least favorite christmas/hannukah/kwanzaa present this year?
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/30/05
A: yes i know the muffin man who lives on Drury Lane!
Q: Why are we all posting her on christmas day? (well it's 2am nearly so i have an excuse as all the festivities have finished!)
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