A: All kinds except that smelly one - Lindbergher or whatever.
Q: How much did I love The Producers movie?
A: Hopefully a lot, 'cause I'm off to see it soon!
Q: What are you doing for New Years?
A: Either going to Disneyland or staying in.
Q: What are you addicted to?
Updated On: 12/25/05 at 05:54 PM
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/16/05
A: This site.
Q: Am I cool?
A: Surely
Q: What's up?
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/16/05
A: Nothing much.
Q. What kind of cookies do you like?
A: Sugar, Chocolate Chip w/out the chocolate (they actaully taste different than sugar cookies- to me at least), and Oatmeal Rasain (sp?)
Q: What do you think my middle name is?
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/22/05
A. Nda of course.
Q. What would I do without BWW?
A: Nda, apparently
Q: Why are leftovers better the second day?
A: Be bored
A: Because thats the way the world wants it
Q: Whats cooking downstairs? It smells good.
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/16/05
A: Turkey.
Q: Why does my oldest dog get so dirty so fast?
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/30/05
A: Because he secretly an assasin and when he looks 'innocently' dirty he has in fact just been on a mission!
Q: Why do you always get a smelly bath set for christmas that you'll never use?
A: Because your loved ones are trying to tell you something.
Q: Why can't every weekend be Christmas?
A. Because I would then have to see my family weekly!
Q. Why do people insist on buying you clothes when they are not sure of your size?
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/30/05
A: Because i can't afford it!
B: What are they trying to tell me?
A: That im madly in love with you
Q: And what are you trying to tell me?
A. The secret of life. It's....nm
Q. Why don't some people really get how to play this game?
A: Because it's hard to keep up with it when more than one person tries to answer the same question... and then your answer doesn't make any sense... and then nobody pays attention to your next question... and then... (I need a drink).
Q: I'm having a Cosmopolitan right now... what (if anything) are you drinking this evening?
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/30/05
A: A can of fosters... i forgot to buy some real beer!
Q: It's gone midnight here which means Christmas is officially over, how long have you got before it's gone for another year?
A: About 8 hours
Q: Im hungry, whens dinner?
A: It's "high" tea time, here in Los Angeles. I'm emphasizing the "high" part right now, with my Cosmo. 4:13 PM, mate.
Q: Was Santa good to you this year?
A: Soon, I'm guessing.
Q: How do you stop buying cast recordings when you need to save money?
A: Just say no
Q: Why is Law and Order SVU so good?
Updated On: 12/25/05 at 07:15 PM
A. One word: Mariska
Q. Why does my back hurt?
A: Want the clean answer or the dirty one?
Q: Which is more embarrassing: Sly Stallone as Rocky now or Harrison Ford as Indy Jones now?
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