I'm not answering the question, but I HAVE to tell this joke now:
The chicken and the egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg is frowning and looking slightly annoyed.
The egg mutters "Well I guess that answers that riddle".
Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.
Updated On: 12/26/05 at 10:46 PM