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Gothampc
#1The Receptionist Where I Work...
Posted: 4/17/07 at 1:06pm

...looks like Elaine Stritch. Would it be rude if I asked her to sing 16 bars of "Ladies Who Lunch"?


If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

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Calvin
#2re: The Receptionist Where I Work...
Posted: 4/17/07 at 1:07pm

As a kid, I once got in trouble for asking a lady if she was the woman in the where's the beef commercials.

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Rathnait62
#2re: The Receptionist Where I Work...
Posted: 4/17/07 at 1:08pm

Bea is so sensitive, isn't she?


Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

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tazber
#3re: The Receptionist Where I Work...
Posted: 4/17/07 at 1:09pm

Gotham, I would try a subtler approach. Ask her if she wears a hat.
Then, if she says yes, ask for the whole damn song!!!


....but the world goes 'round

cheezedoodle
#4re: The Receptionist Where I Work...
Posted: 4/17/07 at 1:10pm

Ask her to tell you the Caca story! It's a scream!


"Oh Link...your pork is ready..." - Edna Turnblad

BSoBW2
#5re: The Receptionist Where I Work...
Posted: 4/17/07 at 1:12pm

Ask her out to the bar. Or AA.

Gothampc
#6re: The Receptionist Where I Work...
Posted: 4/17/07 at 1:12pm

"Ask her if she wears a hat."

That's an idea. I could sidle up to her desk and ask in a snarky voice: "Does anyone...still wear...a hat?" If she says "I'll drink to that", then I'm asking for the entire song.


If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

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Rathnait62
#7re: The Receptionist Where I Work...
Posted: 4/17/07 at 1:12pm

If she hasn't mentioned her diabetes by now, she's definitely not Stritch.


Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

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doodlenyc
#8re: The Receptionist Where I Work...
Posted: 4/17/07 at 1:13pm

"I want a RISE...RISE...RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZE!!!


"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

Gothampc
#9re: The Receptionist Where I Work...
Posted: 4/17/07 at 1:18pm

Here's the thing: I know she's not Stritch in the flesh because I've worked with Stritch, but I bet anything this is Stritch's stand-in during the Blackout Years.


If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

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AudreyTwoTwo
#10re: The Receptionist Where I Work...
Posted: 4/17/07 at 1:24pm

I like the hat idea. :)


The Best of Times is Now!

Gothampc
#11re: The Receptionist Where I Work...
Posted: 6/12/07 at 10:47am

Today our receptionist is out and they have a temp sitting in and he looks just like Billy Crudup!!!! This is getting creepy.


If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

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doodlenyc
#12re: The Receptionist Where I Work...
Posted: 6/12/07 at 10:48am

Getting a Tony doesnt mean what it used to...sad.


"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

Gothampc
#13re: The Receptionist Where I Work...
Posted: 6/12/07 at 10:59am

I'm a bit peeved that our company is using Central Casting to find receptionists (or in the case of our regular receptionist that looks like Stritch, The Equity Home for the Aged).


If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

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Rathnait62
#14re: The Receptionist Where I Work...
Posted: 6/12/07 at 11:01am

The Actors' Fund works in mysterious ways.


Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

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D2
#15re: The Receptionist Where I Work...
Posted: 6/12/07 at 11:06am

Her name isn't Carol, by any chance, is it?


Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

Gothampc
#16re: The Receptionist Where I Work...
Posted: 6/12/07 at 11:07am

"The Actors' Fund works in mysterious ways."

I'm beginning to see the way they work!

"Her name isn't Carol, by any chance, is it?"

No, it's Agnes.


If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
Updated On: 6/12/07 at 11:07 AM

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CosmopolitanBoy
#17re: The Receptionist Where I Work...
Posted: 6/12/07 at 11:08am

a man named "carol" that looks like billy crudup? hardly.


Cheers Cheers, Thanks a lot.

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Rathnait62
#18re: The Receptionist Where I Work...
Posted: 6/12/07 at 11:10am

The only receptionist I know named Carol looks just like Mrs. Krabappel.


Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

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Rathnait62
#19re: The Receptionist Where I Work...
Posted: 6/12/07 at 11:10am

*grumble*


Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
Updated On: 6/12/07 at 11:10 AM

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D2
#20re: The Receptionist Where I Work...
Posted: 6/12/07 at 11:10am

At one of the ad agencies I worked at we had a receptionist named Carol who looked just like Stritch, and she knew it. Every Christmas she would get on one of the conference room tables and sing THE LADIES WHO LUNCH. She was a scream.


Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

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best12bars
#21re: The Receptionist Where I Work...
Posted: 6/12/07 at 11:10am

There were two receptionists at the temp agency I worked through in L.A. who actually went on to successful acting careers. One was CCH Pounder... the other was a guy who played Beau for a few years on Days Of Our Lives.


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Rathnait62
#22re: The Receptionist Where I Work...
Posted: 6/12/07 at 11:10am

You make these stories up.


Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

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CosmopolitanBoy
#23re: The Receptionist Where I Work...
Posted: 6/12/07 at 11:14am

there's a real person named "cch pounder" ?


Cheers Cheers, Thanks a lot.

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best12bars
#24re: The Receptionist Where I Work...
Posted: 6/12/07 at 11:27am

CCH Pounder...

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Bo on "Days" for a while (Robert Kelker-Kelly)...

re: The Receptionist Where I Work...

He was a very nice guy. We went to lunch a few times while he worked at the agency. It was about a year before he got the soap gig.


"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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