I can seriously see, like some day I run for Supreme Court judge, and I'm decrepit and 60 years old, and a big pile of papers will land on my desk and the Minister of Justice will look and go, "You posted [the last time you got any play/your worst date/your dirty thoughts about Taye Diggs/HughJackman / about your period....fill in the blank] on an anonymous Broadway message board?"
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell