That would be kinda cool...
Yeah, reality TV is not my thing anymore. Once your hs alma mater starts priding itself on the fact that a former Survivor winner went there, it gets annoying.
"During this performance, please feel free to let your cell phones and pagers ring willy-nilly. However, do remember that there are heavily-armed knights on stage and you might well be dragged up and impaled."
(Pre-curtain announcement at the new Broadway musical Monty Python's Spamalot)