The Rent Welcome Wagon — Page 297

#7401

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Posted: 12/17/04 at 11:20pm

fredi, that version would be hilarious!

rent:

roger angsts
roger and mark can't pay benny the rent
collins and angel meet
roger and mimi meet
maureen says "i jumped over the moon"
angel dies (spoiler SORRY!)
maureen/joanne, roger/mimi break up
mimi dies, then doesn't
everyone makes up and are best friends forever


THE END.

*collective AWWW*



EDIT - hehe, beat you all to it.

Updated On: 12/17/04 at 11:20 PM

#7402

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Posted: 12/17/04 at 11:24pm

It could be a general parody... Fredi, anything I should be sure in put in? Thoughts?

Abbreviated abbreviation:
A bunch of people are poor and loveless. They end up happy but still poor.

#7403

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Posted: 12/17/04 at 11:26pm

funny no - we never did any serious parody of RENT...

feel free (good luck getting a minute version of THAT - )

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#7404

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Posted: 12/17/04 at 11:28pm

WICKED:

EVERYONE: We hate Elphaba!
EVERYONE (EXCEPT GLINDA): We hate the Wicked Witch!
EVERYONE: Yay, she's dead! Let's not mourn her! ::snicker, snicker::

#7405

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Posted: 12/17/04 at 11:28pm

the star2b short version of rent:

La Boheme in 1996 but Marcello's the narator, Musetta ends up with her boyfriend who's now a girl, Shunard and Colline fall in love, Shunard dies, Mimi doesn't
everyone has AIDS but lives happily ever after
END
edit: hmm, that's really a synopsis instead of a short version, must think harder...

Updated On: 12/17/04 at 11:28 PM

#7406

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Posted: 12/17/04 at 11:29pm

These are so much fun! I started a trend. Yay!

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#7407

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Posted: 12/17/04 at 11:29pm

Chicago:

Roxie:I did it but I'm not guilty!
Velma:She's guilty. Bitch stole my lawyer, hang her.

I already have ideas for Rent. I will do it.
ETA-curfew, off for a bit. Back later.

Updated On: 12/17/04 at 11:29 PM

#7408

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Posted: 12/17/04 at 11:36pm

i did rent! is mine sufficient? it is difficult...

Updated On: 12/17/04 at 11:36 PM

#7409

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Posted: 12/17/04 at 11:37pm

Well, fine, Becka, update and make my comment seem really random...

Haha.

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Updated On: 12/17/04 at 11:37 PM

#7410

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Posted: 12/17/04 at 11:40pm

#7411

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Posted: 12/17/04 at 11:42pm

you did beka - but it was still more of a summary than a parody..

parody is actually my best thing... and in all these years I've never really thought of a way to do it

FB did one - but it was more based on "outside" stimulae (like the hype and other "in-biz" jokes) than satarizing the story itself...

i guess it really is hard - i always thought it was my bias..

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#7412

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Posted: 12/17/04 at 11:45pm

oh, i'm horrble at parodies. i was summarizing like that lion king version.


i'm being entertained by this:
http://rinkworks.com/stupid/

the mouse section is hilarious!

#7413

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Posted: 12/17/04 at 11:51pm

i've actually read some of those...

did you see the one where the woman thought her cd tray was a cup holder?

lol!!

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#7414

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Posted: 12/17/04 at 11:52pm

Oh man, my brother answered tech calls where he used to work. The stupidity of some people...

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#7415

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Posted: 12/17/04 at 11:53pm

I am computer-stupid, don't hate me!

#7416

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Posted: 12/17/04 at 11:54pm

No, these are far beyond anything you could imagine. You couldn't be that bad if you know how to post on a message board.

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#7417

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Posted: 12/17/04 at 11:56pm

you're able to work this site, so you're not THAT stupid! these are people that can't figure out how to turn the computer on and are holding mouses (mice?) like remote controls.

#7418

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Posted: 12/17/04 at 11:57pm

How old are these people, usually?

#7419

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Posted: 12/17/04 at 11:58pm

no idea. look at the site for yourself, its funny:

http://rinkworks.com/stupid/

#7420

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Posted: 12/18/04 at 12:01am

I'm surprised they can use the phone to call for help!

Edit: And that, folks, was post 1000, I'm a legend!!! (of course, you can't see it until post 1001, but woohoo!)

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Updated On: 12/18/04 at 12:01 AM

#7421

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Posted: 12/18/04 at 12:03am

*awaiting Jess' next post...*

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#7422

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Posted: 12/18/04 at 12:04am

yayy! we've had 5 people made legends on this thread!

#7423

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Posted: 12/18/04 at 12:04am

Oh man, here it is...

I have nothing of substance to write...

Oh well...

I kind of feel like starting a thread, but then again, I don't know...

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Updated On: 12/18/04 at 12:04 AM

#7424

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Posted: 12/18/04 at 12:05am

that's 'cuz we talk so much beka...

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#7425

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Posted: 12/18/04 at 12:05am

I'm back!

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