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#8126

HO, Ho, h.....*HEY! Who you callin' a H..?*

My dentist knows the man that alan meken based little shop on (what bad grammar i am using)

bso - as long as your dentist just KNOWS him and ISN'T him - ya dig?

*bakes new batch of cookies for NTG*

ellie - what can i say - Ms. Diller made a FORTUNE being laughed at .....
"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam "Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!" OMDB
#8127

HO, Ho, h.....*HEY! Who you callin' a H..?*

oh...

then my question is...what deal?

HAHA, jk...ahh, the changing changes of the modern English language

(changing changes....what the hell am I thinking?)
#8128

HO, Ho, h.....*HEY! Who you callin' a H..?*

luckily, i've never been to a hospital except to visit people. and everyone i visited recovered fairly well from whatever they were in the hospital for.
#8130

HO, Ho, h.....*HEY! Who you callin' a H..?*

they didn't really DO anything. it just went down. it had been fluctuating.


oh, i was also in the ER for my finger. my gymnasics camp sent me home, and it was july 4th weekend and no doctors were in their offices. they took an x-ray, it was broken, and i went home. all of 45 minutes.
#8132

HO, Ho, h.....*HEY! Who you callin' a H..?*

Yay, cookies! What kind are they?

Can we talk about something other than hospitals? It's kind of freaking me out now...
"A little humility wouldn't hurt." --Ellie, Constantine-Hellblazer, "Dangerous Habits"
#8133

HO, Ho, h.....*HEY! Who you callin' a H..?*

I have never had to go to the hosptial except for when I cut my finger. It hurt. I cried. I was six. I wanted to make homemade orange juice, and the knife...the orange..my finger...oh I can't go on!
#8134

HO, Ho, h.....*HEY! Who you callin' a H..?*

"Can we talk about something other than hospitals? It's kind of freaking me out now... "
I second this, if that's alright with everyone.
#8135

HO, Ho, h.....*HEY! Who you callin' a H..?*

very true, Fredi

Although he was singing the Dentist song while I was with him (so I taught him "I Found a Hobby" which is so much more sadistic)

And, oops...he's an orthodontist - and his wife's name is, yeah, you guessed it, Audrey (big fat woman who would yell at the most trivial of things)
#8136

HO, Ho, h.....*HEY! Who you callin' a H..?*

what kind do you like ntg?
"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam "Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!" OMDB
#8138

HO, Ho, h.....*HEY! Who you callin' a H..?*

*whines* I WANT SOME COOKIES!!! chocolate.. ahhh...


night ellie, s2b.


i should be studying chem... makeup test tomorrow... ohhh welll... i'm tryingggg
#8139

HO, Ho, h.....*HEY! Who you callin' a H..?*

What's the chem on? I might be able to help...
"A little humility wouldn't hurt." --Ellie, Constantine-Hellblazer, "Dangerous Habits"
#8141

HO, Ho, h.....*HEY! Who you callin' a H..?*

chocolate it is....

"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam "Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!" OMDB
#8143

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I'm working on my fic, Beka. Be proud.
"A little humility wouldn't hurt." --Ellie, Constantine-Hellblazer, "Dangerous Habits"
#8144

HO, Ho, h.....*HEY! Who you callin' a H..?*

thought we were onto chemistry lessons and chocolate cookies...
"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam "Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!" OMDB
#8145

HO, Ho, h.....*HEY! Who you callin' a H..?*

Ok, Bunnies it is:

DON'T BE THE BUNNY

*Cladwell*
A little bunny in the meadow
Is nibbling grass without a care
He's so delightful as he hops for you
You say, "Hi, bunny"
And he stops for you
You pull your trigger
And he drops for you
Goodbye, bunny-boo
Hello, rabbit stew!

Get me, boys?

*Staff*
You tell 'em, boss!

*Cladwell*
Don't be the bunny
Don't be the stew
Don't be the dinner
You have better things to do
That's why it's funny
So take your cue
Don't be the bunny
Don't be the bunny

*Hope*
But Daddy, we're talking about people, not animals.

*Cladwell*
People are animals, Hope dear.

*Hope*
Animals with huge incisors and big floppy feet?

*Cladwell*
Look closely, you'll see them. I do. I see them...everywhere.

A little bunny at a toll booth
He needs a measly fifty cents
Our little bunny didn't plan ahead
Poor bunny simply hasn't got the bread
He begs for mercy, but gets jail instead
Hasenpfeffer's in the air
As the bunny gets the chair!

See the moral, people?

*Staff*
Clear as day, boss!

*Cladwell*
Don't be the bunny
Don't be the dope
Don't be the loser
You're much better than that, Hope!
You're born to pow'r
You're in the money!
Advice to you

*McQueen and Fipp*
In Re: The Bunny

*Cladwell*
Don't be the bunny

*Hope*
A little bunny at a tollbooth?

*Cladwell*
You heard me.

*Hope*
But Daddy, bunnies don't drive cars.

*Cladwell*
Oh, don't they?!

*Hope*
No, actually, I don't think they do.

*Cladwell*
Live long enough, Hope dear, you see...many things.

*Hope*
Even a daughter doubting her father?

*Cladwell*
A little bunny in a shoe box
He thinks he's found a brand new home
So snug and cozy on your closet floor
Now what's that bunny in my closet for?
With a mallet and some clippers
You find out: new bunny slippers!

Grasp the message, staff?

*Staff*
Right behind you, boss!

*Cladwell and Staff*
Don't be the bunny
Don't be the shoe
You don't get stepped on -

*Cladwell*
No, the one who steps is you!

*Cladwell and Staff*
You're stepping up
To where it's sunny
Step on the poor!
Don't be the bunny!
Don't be the bunny!
Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah!
#8146

HO, Ho, h.....*HEY! Who you callin' a H..?*

the structure of an atom (protons, neutrons, and all that jazz)
atomic #, mass
isotopes

evolution of atomic models
quantum mechanics
electron configurations

etc...


its really all pretty easy... i just have to MEMORIZE it...
#8147

HO, Ho, h.....*HEY! Who you callin' a H..?*

is that from urinetown?
"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam "Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!" OMDB
#8148

HO, Ho, h.....*HEY! Who you callin' a H..?*

That's what I just did!

And yes, it is easy. Just remember the people and you'll be fine.
"A little humility wouldn't hurt." --Ellie, Constantine-Hellblazer, "Dangerous Habits"
#8150

HO, Ho, h.....*HEY! Who you callin' a H..?*

Okay, okay!

IM me and remind me where I left off...
"A little humility wouldn't hurt." --Ellie, Constantine-Hellblazer, "Dangerous Habits"
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