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#8151

HO, Ho, h.....*HEY! Who you callin' a H..?*

nite TG - enjoy phantom...
"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam "Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!" OMDB
#8153

HO, Ho, h.....*HEY! Who you callin' a H..?*

Meeeeeeee!

But I don't know how much longer.
"A little humility wouldn't hurt." --Ellie, Constantine-Hellblazer, "Dangerous Habits"
#8154

HO, Ho, h.....*HEY! Who you callin' a H..?*

i am

*checks cookies*

"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam "Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!" OMDB
#8155

HO, Ho, h.....*HEY! Who you callin' a H..?*

Ooooh, they smell really good!
"A little humility wouldn't hurt." --Ellie, Constantine-Hellblazer, "Dangerous Habits"
#8156

HO, Ho, h.....*HEY! Who you callin' a H..?*

"I Found a Hobby"

It started when
A lad of ten
I told my friends I'll meet ya
At Dr. Blood's Revenge which was a gruesome horror feature
And when I saw the awesome torture chamber in that flick
I found I got a hard-on, while the other kids got sick

I found a hobby
I found a hobby
Out in the lobby
I went insane
A voice inside me
Said kid ya love it
I think you're into heavy pick

By 13 years
I taught my peers
'Bout bondage and submission
Gave illustrated lectures on the Spanish Inquisition
Some boys take dirty books to the john and give themselves a wack
I did the same with lithographs of thumbscrews and the rack

At 22
The time came due
To choose a life's profession
I could've been a doctor or a lawyer, yeah I guess
But nothing causes suffering like a licensed DDS

And now my hobby
Ain't just hobby
No, it's my job to make my patients shake with fear
What started out as a secret pastime is now my hobby and my career
Say, "ah!"

(i think that's how it goes)


#8157

HO, Ho, h.....*HEY! Who you callin' a H..?*

quick shout out to tiff, emcee and som....

who have not checked in tonite..

we all know where cam is..

ntg - thanks... some are with and some are without nuts...

"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam "Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!" OMDB
#8158

HO, Ho, h.....*HEY! Who you callin' a H..?*

what's that one from bso?
"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam "Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!" OMDB
#8160

HO, Ho, h.....*HEY! Who you callin' a H..?*

Emcee is at the POTO screening. I don't know about Tiff and som...

::munches cookies::

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
"A little humility wouldn't hurt." --Ellie, Constantine-Hellblazer, "Dangerous Habits"
#8161

HO, Ho, h.....*HEY! Who you callin' a H..?*

white chocolate...

if you like....
"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam "Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!" OMDB
#8163

HO, Ho, h.....*HEY! Who you callin' a H..?*

yummmy. i like nuts. but they get stuck in my braces. ewwie. i'm getting them off in february!!

oh. wow. my mom JUST noticed on my gymnastics practice schedule that i have practice on the first. i'm seeing wicked!! i'm just gonna tell my coach i've had tickets for 98 days. (i have. thats when i started counting. OCD-me counts EVERYTHING)
#8164

HO, Ho, h.....*HEY! Who you callin' a H..?*

Chocolate with white chocolate chips. Those are the best.
"A little humility wouldn't hurt." --Ellie, Constantine-Hellblazer, "Dangerous Habits"
#8166

HO, Ho, h.....*HEY! Who you callin' a H..?*

get ready to itch bso...

*one batch of chocolate w/white chocolate chips and pecans coming out....*

bon appetite!
"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam "Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!" OMDB
#8168

Introing myself though i probably dont have to

::hands Nessa a cookie::

She's one of my best friends, guys, be nice to her! (Not that I doubt you will...)
"A little humility wouldn't hurt." --Ellie, Constantine-Hellblazer, "Dangerous Habits"
#8169

HO, Ho, h.....*HEY! Who you callin' a H..?*

my ideal cookie - chocolate with chocolate chips and almonds. YUMM.


i can make some MEAN jello. hehe. ive gonne quite skilled at it these past few days. stirring is an ART.
#8170

HO, Ho, h.....*HEY! Who you callin' a H..?*

*one batch of chocolate w/white chocolate chips and pecans coming out....*

Oooh yummy HO, Ho, h.....*HEY! Who you callin' a H..?*

That reminds me... today I was hired to make some lady's christmas cookies while she was home. Someone called while I was there and she said that SHE was baking cookies. Now doesn't it sort of defeat the purpose of making them to give to someone if you hire some random guy in the neighborhood to do it for you just because you were too lazy to make them yourself?
Here in this cold white room tied up to these machines, it's hard to imagine life as it used to be. Laughing, screaming, tumbling queen... Like the most amazing light show you've ever seen. Whirling, swirling, never blue... How could you go and die? What a selfish thing to do... RIP Jason
#8174

HO, Ho, h.....*HEY! Who you callin' a H..?*

welcome nessa

HO, Ho, h.....*HEY! Who you callin' a H..?*
"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam "Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!" OMDB
#8175

HO, Ho, h.....*HEY! Who you callin' a H..?*

I make fruit salad, thats about it
I'm a supposed-lesbian-possibly-anorexic-atheist-anarchist- model-prisoner-junkie- vampire-poet
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